I am seriously considering wearing a swimsuit tomorrow, and to mentally prepare myself, I am going to look at allllllllllllllllll the movie stars in their swimwear,
Shahrukh! Who does not like to wear swimsuits much. And, disturbingly, if you search “Shahrukh swimsuit”, you just pull up a bunch of photos of Suhana in a bikini. NO! Wrong!!! Bad internet, BAD! Oh, and there’s also this photo.
But John Abraham, no there is a man who knows how to wear a swimsuit!
And from the side
In motion
And John’s little mentee, Varun
And Varun’s buddy Sid
Sid’s Brother‘s costar Akshay
A competitor with Akshay in the hairy swimsuit man race! Sunny Deol
Surprise! Prabhas! Who, presumably, is wearing a swimsuit under all this water.
Double surprise! Shahrukh again, probably also wearing a swimsuit under the water under the rose petals.
Oh fine, I’ll be hip like the young people, have some Tiger
Something for the oldsters! Jackie
Another for the oldsters! Rishi
You know what I am beginning to realize? Male movie stars are way way more reluctant to wear swimsuits then the female stars. Like, even Hrithik! Had to do a sort of swimsuit sort of pants thing.
And finally, grand finale, Danny Denzongpa! Nothing to hide
Now, questions:
Who is your favorite hairy man?
Always always go Deol. A rule by which I live my life. Or at least my TGIF choices.
Who is your favorite old flavor man?
Cannot resists Danny’s world conqueror pose!
Who is your favorite young flavor man?
Well, it’s definitely not Tiger! And maybe Varun, at least not in that bulked up phase. So Sid wins by default!
How about you?
dontcallitbollywood 
WHY WHY WHY Rishi came again to ruin TGIF?! But thanks God he is not shirtless!
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Really? Rishi? Danny and Jackie don’t bother you at all?
On Fri, Jun 22, 2018 at 1:36 PM, dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Danny is too waxed and Jackie looks like he is navigating for weeks without food, and now that you have told me, yes they bother me, but I don’t dislike them, so I just scrolled down without thinking.
Ok, let’s forget about them, and talk about hairy man:
Akshay and Prabhas, can’t decide who I like more. Akki makes me feel things, but Prabhas gets additional points for this dialogue about guns.
Younger guys: Tiger! Never, ever considered him sexy, but here I finally see why some people call him sexy.
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I noticed Jackie being too skinny, but I hadn’t noticed Danny being so smooth until you pointed it out. You’re right! Even his legs. Which could be waxing, or could be some odd decision to touch up the photo, but it’s odd either way.
But you don’t know what Akki is saying. He could be saying something equally good and just not be getting credit for it. Although it really looks like he is just saying “ROOOOOOOWR!”
I still don’t see it with Tiger. He just looks like such a mannequin to me.
On Fri, Jun 22, 2018 at 1:53 PM, dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Now I have to find out what Prabhas meant, this photo is from Billa, or from some other gem?
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Billa I believe. I assume he is threatening Anushka or something?
On Fri, Jun 22, 2018 at 2:42 PM, dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Neetu’s expression in that Rishi photo is how we’re all reacting to that photo 😂
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You are wearing a swimsuit & to prepare you had to look at the MALE swimwears. Absolutely legit! 🤓
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Well I’m certainly not going to look at photos of women in swimsuits! That way madness lies. Shockingly, I do not look like Shilpa Shetty in swimwear. And I probably never will.
But Akshay in swimwear, that’s just soothing.
On Fri, Jun 22, 2018 at 2:34 PM, dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Is there such a thing as a good Jackie Shroff swimsuit photo? To get that disturbing image off my retina I needed good old Sunil looking good in a swimsuit.He looked so good with Mumtaz that I didn’t feel like cutting her out of the picture.
And if you are really a die hard Sunil or Mumtaz fan, you’ll need to watch the rest of the song too
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I thought you meant Sunil Shetty and was a little disappointed. But this is good too.
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Perish the thought.There’s one and only one Sunil for me.That’s the 6 footer not the gorilla.
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So mean you are!
On Sun, Jun 24, 2018 at 9:36 AM, dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Gorilla in a suit.There, is that better?:) I’ve suffered through too many Sunil Shetty movies in the 90s to feel guilty.Sunil Dutt, though can croon me over the telephone any day.I’ve just watched Sujata.
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He’s so amazing in Sujata. All the young people in that movie are great, and their parents are idiots.
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Gorilla in a suit.There, is that better?:) I’ve suffered through too many Sunil Shetty movies in the 90s to feel guilty.Sunil Dutt, though can croon me over the telephone any day.I’ve just watched Sujata.
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John Abraham definitely wins that yellow underwear pose is iconic!
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