Missed his birthday yesterday, but at least we can celebrate with a lovely TGIF. Including objectification and rankings, which is just what anyone would want for their birthday, right? Oh well, if we didn’t critique him, how would he ever get better?
First category!!!! Torso, because I think we will all have Strong Opinions on this. At first glance, his torso always looks the same, but if you put in a little effort you will be able to find the differences.
Dhoom 2 torso
Main Prem Ki Diwani Hoon torso
Recent Narcissistic Instagram Torso
Zindagi Na Milega Dobara Torso
Early 2000s Gym Candid Torso
Main Prem Ki Diwaani Hoon Torso with Gut Sucked In
Now, next category! Almost as important as torso, HAIR! Or, according to some cynical folks, “wig”. Anyway, whether real or fake, his hair has changed an awful lot over the years, mostly in not-good ways.
Wispy and Limp Comb-over
The Cartoon Villain Hair
The Mullet
The Curly Top
The Only Boy in College Women’s Studies Program
The Too Long Duck’s A–
The Normal with Side Burns
The Anushka in Sanju
The Thing In Your Shower Drain on Head
The Limp and Thin on a Windy Day
Moving on from Hair, let’s put the whole thing together! What Suit should we drape over the Hrithik Torso and under the Hrithik Hair?
No tie, unbutton?
Grey on Grey on Grey with Zipper Vest Beneath?
The classic Tux with Tie
The Multi-color Tux
The white suit/plaid tie
The Double-Breasted Bow Tie
The Tux With Children
Okay, for torso-hair-suit, which is your Best and which is your Worst?
For me, Best Torso:
Worst Torso:
Best Hair:
Worst Hair:
Best Suit:
Worst Suit:
How about you? What are your Best and Worst votes?
I’m not sure if your worst hair vote is fair, since his pose is so horrendous it infects his innocent hair.
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I don’t think hair that floppy could ever be innocent
On Fri, Jan 11, 2019 at 3:04 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Best Torso is the one in Dil Laga:), but I do actually like the first one with hair. Worst is all the rest…I actually hate the dessicated/no body fat hip bone thingy.
Best hair is normal with sideburns or actually I kind of liked the Anushka in Sanju look at the time and thought he should have rocked it longer. Also like the bleached curly look.
Worst hair is Super 30 one…is he deliberately sabotaging his own career or what?!
I actually really like the hipster suit look that you thought was the worst. I like the cool blue/grey look on him. Worst would that gross white one with the awful tie.
On a related note, you should watch Kangana’s latest interview with Rajeev. Sometimes I just love her complete openness and fearless commentary about herself and the industry. She’s authentic like no one else.
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I think the Gym Candid might be closest to the Dil Laga look.
and I refuse to believe anyone could like the Anushka in Sanju look.
On Fri, Jan 11, 2019 at 3:36 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Best / worst torso: I agree with you
Best hair: the same
Worst hair: Anushka and mullet
Best suit: classic with a tie
Worst suit: muliti colour
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No one can pull off a mullet.
Multi color would be fine, if only it weren’t multi-color! Why did they do that?
On Fri, Jan 11, 2019 at 3:40 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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“Recent Narcissistic Instagram Torso” erm I think you left out the word pornographic.
Oh Hrithik, looking at all these photos doesn’t it seem like he’s completely been left behind? His look is so very specifically early 2000s.
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Maybe that’s why he is making himself so ugly for his next movie? Trying to stop being 2000s handsome.
On Fri, Jan 11, 2019 at 8:41 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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I actually like the mullet hair one. If it weren’t for…..the mullet. I love his facial hair in that shot. Very manly. And hot.
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So much better than the “only male student in a woman’s studies program” expression.
On Mon, Jan 14, 2019 at 5:54 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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