I did a post earlier this week about kisses onscreen, now let us use our imagination and figure out which of these faces most and best deserves a kiss, onscreen or off.
I picked the very most kissable photos, the ones where it feels like you could lean right in to the image and steal a kiss. But we should be humans, not animals, and therefore you can practice resistance following these rules for the game:
- You only have 3 kisses to give
- You can only give one kiss per category
- There are 4 categories, Shahrukh Kiss, Actress Kiss, Non-Shahrukh Actor Kiss, Little Kid Kiss on the Cheek
PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE CHALLENGE!!!!
Category 1: Shahrukh
Category 2: Actress!
Category 3: Non-Shahrukh Actors
Category 4: Kiss a Little Kid on the Cheek
I am honestly not sure I can do this!
For Shahrukh, I am turn between the younger photo when his lips were fuller and softer, or the older one with the nice beard contrast. SO HARD!!!! I guess younger? So it’s a little more age-appropriate for me?
For the actresses, I love them all. But if it is a choice between them, and the little kids and other actors, SKIP!!!!
For the actors, oh my! I think I have to go Nivin for pure lip size and softness?
And then the little kids. I just want to eat them all up! But I will restrain myself and only pick one. Nivin’s son I guess, he looks so serious I think he needs a cuddle.
dontcallitbollywood 
Can I have an Ayushmann in at least 2 of those categories?? He’s gonna be my little kid one for sure!
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Of course! You can have anything you want!!!
Ayushmann:
Ayushmann children!
https://static.toiimg.com/photo/59219818.cms
On Fri, May 24, 2019 at 8:24 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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He’s a little young for me, but that’s okay! Baaaabbyyy!!🤗
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With the addition of Ayushmann, do you have your final 3?
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Ok, I’m going with hot SRK from Don 2, Deepika from Piku cause she needs it, and sticking with Ayushmann for my little kid.
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Don 2 SRK long hair or Don 2 SRK short hair?
On Fri, May 24, 2019 at 8:43 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Welp … I’m gonna be honest. Please don’t judge!
I do like the long more than I thought I would. Not sure about the braids, though. Asoka long was better though, and Koyla long was … not.
I think I like the floppy hair more than the pushed back hair.
Really, in all honesty, does it matter?? It’s just all good!
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Just needed to know which photo to post. I will give you this one!
On Fri, May 24, 2019 at 8:54 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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That pic’s all about the eyes.
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Collar bones too: https://photos.app.goo.gl/HoLqF8kCbw8891LRA
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Hello again! Hahhaha.. kissable category.. how inventive! I have never actually though of kissing SRK or any person that I actually don’t know in real life.
BUT (start a secret dream).. in an alternate universe or maybe in a Downton Abby universe and I were to meet SRK socially, I always imagine that I would love to be a woman who he asks to dance (like he does in the award shows.. you know) and then once we had finished dancing, I would bow and kiss his cheek as a thank you :))
In this scenario, I would have to say it would be K3G SRK because that’s the closest to my age group (also, while I find the beard look incredibly hot on him, it’s itchy!)
The non-SRK actors are just not interesting enough for me, so no comments.
All the babies are cute! Any and all of them, especially AbRam, as long as the parents don’t mind of course.
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I like this fantasy! And from my minimal live show experience, I think if you pay enough in tickets, you can guarantee that you are the one he picks from the audience. But that kind of cheapens it, I prefer to fantasize that he sees my eager face and picks me out as deserving, not just because I bought the special ticket.
On Fri, May 24, 2019 at 11:07 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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I have to admit ignorance and ask you to put names with photos. I just don’t know enough non-Hindi actors.
My kisses go to middle Shah Rukh, because he’s hot but wearing one of his stock expressions that he does in his smug lover boy roles. A kiss would be a good way to change the expression.
Non-Shah Rukh actor would be Maddy from those pictured here, and Irrfan from those not pictured.
My kiss on the cheek for a kid goes to little AbRam, though I would like to kiss Roohi (sp?) if she’d let me. She sounds like a firecracker. My kind of gal!
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I thought about putting names with pictures, and then I thought “but, isn’t it possible you would want to kiss a nameless stranger as well?”
Shahrukh Shahrukh Shahrukh, then Madhuri, Sai Pallavi (cool new actress in the south), Vidya, and Anushka Shetty (heroine from Bahubali). Aamir, Tovino Thomas (another rising southern actor), Salman Salman, Nivin Pauly (also southern), Madhavan, and Arjun Kapoor. And then AbRam, Taimur, Nivin Pauly’s son, Yash and Roohi, and Tovino Thomas’ daughter.
On Fri, May 24, 2019 at 11:15 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Thanks! So the ones I didn’t know were Sai, Nivin, and Tovino. And I thought I knew the last actress was Anushka Shetty, but wasn’t 100% sure.
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Strangely, for me, it’s the other way round…I would like them to kiss me (and I’m modest – or old-fashioned or just not fangirly enough- on the cheek/s would be perfect)…and the “them” is very focussed on two persons 😉
Well, ShahRukh did, but AbRam was too shy, so I was regaled with a perfect ‘high 5’ which isn’t bad either, right?
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Awww, AbRam!!! It’s nice that he knows how to set limits.
On Sat, May 25, 2019 at 2:19 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Would you feel like it’s too creepy to describe how he smelled the time/times you’ve seen him? Everyone says he smells good, but with no specifics. Is his cologne spicy, floral, woodsy, citrusy, incensy, soapy? Does he smell like coffee and/or smoke? No pressure if it’s too creepy or personal. 🙂
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I don’t think it’s too creepy…not at all 🙂
I’ve seen that ShahRukh uses L’Eau diptyque…this one: https://www.parfumo.net/Perfumes/Diptyque/L_Eau
It’s a great smell…intense but not too much. One would like to stay in this aura (the perfume and what he exudes himself) 😉 He once said that he would mix the fragrance of different perfumes. Maybe he did or still does.
Interestingly, ShahRukh smells even good despite the smoking or the coffee and even despite transpiration (all those scents seem to vanish into thin air or into L’Eau diptyque). I once met him just after a show- performance and he was drenched…still he smelt fine.
I think he chooses a ‘winter’ fragrance to balance his ‘summer’ heat 😀
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Aww, thank you! I saw one interview where he said no one could replicate his smell because it is whatever fragrance he’s wearing + his sweat. 🙂
As it happens, coffee and cigarette smoke are quite nostalgic smells for me, so I wouldn’t mind either way.
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Uffff, Margaret…what a week…turning on the heat…well, it’s May *chuckle*!
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…and to make sure I was right about Aryan Khanna, I watched Fan + deleted scenes again…what a viril & sexy star he played…uiuiuiuiuiii
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Claudia, thanks for this comment! Last night I watched the deleted scenes for the first time, before re-watching the movie, and what a difference they make. Especially Gaurav’s careful prep before attacking Sid Kapoor and the explanation of how he got in as crew in Dubrovnik. I wish the studios behind them would make “director’s cut” versions of FAN, Raees, JHMS, and Zero. So much stuff that enriches the story and characters is cut to fit the seemingly required 2 hour 30 minute format. Harrumph!
Also, Aryan is definitely one of Shah Rukh’s top sexy characters along with Kabir Khan, Jug, Raees, and Harry. Looking forward to the re-post of the review today to comment more!
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SRK kiss, definitely this:
Other actor: you know I can’t say no to Maddy (especially on this shower selfie) even if I’m currently mad at him.
Actresses: skip
Kids: Nivin’s son
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I was on tenterhooks waiting for your answer! So, Maddy over Arjun and Tovino?
On Sat, May 25, 2019 at 3:16 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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My computer doesn’t show Tovino’s photo. I didn’t know he is an option. I can only see his daughter’s pic. Anyway, Maddy’s shower selfie wins always. You can’t beat it.
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Mad at Maddy? Did I miss something?
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I think it might be because he has been a bit overly political lately.
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Yes, exactly. I think he is doing it because he will need a lot of support once Rocketry will be ready. Such a big movie, in 3 languages, he is directing, and being friends with BJP will give him positive press for sure. Gosh, I already hate this film.
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SRK from the train scene in JHMS (thinking about the last one but really any of the train scenes, I love them all)
Sai
Tovino – a surprise, but that pic is appealing
kissing other children feels unfaithful at the moment 🙂
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(you didn’t put up Fawad or Shahid pics, that would be some competition)
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Fawad doesn’t even really seem kissable. Well, to me. Maybe you are braver and more aggressive than I am.
On Sat, May 25, 2019 at 11:31 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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It’s possible :).
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Does being the mother of small children mean you aren’t allowed to hug other small children? This is terrible! It changes my whole life plans!
On Sat, May 25, 2019 at 11:29 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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No, in general it’s probably the other way around. But my almost 6- and 9-year-old boys are so exclusive with their affection right now that promiscuous other child kissing would feel like jinxing things.
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SRK with long hair. I miss my husband’s dreds.
Anushka, but maybe an Italian two-cheek quickie followed by an intense natter about Prabhas.
Nivin, if I can’t have Prabhas.
Taimur. Those eyes!
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Taimur is the adorablest, it’s true.
On Sat, May 25, 2019 at 2:26 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Where I come from, we call Tamerlane, Timur. Is Taimur how they spell it in India? Is that adorable baby named after a fierce Mongol warrior?
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Yes, and it was A Thing when he was born. And then he was so cute everyone somehow forgot about it. You can read my post (and make sure to read the comments as well) here: https://dontcallitbollywood.com/2016/12/20/bebo-baby-baby-bebo/
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Omg that’s a fun challenge!
Alright, my first Kiss would totally go to bearded-Shahrukh cause he’s so irresistible like that UmFf And Shahrukh is anyway absolutely kissable, I mean he’s shy about it but I bet he’s a passionate one (he’s a scorpio so..)
Tbh none of the actresses you listed seem appealing to me but I would totally smooch my woman-crush Deepika (please don’t come for me Ranveer haha)
My third kiss would also include an actor that is not on the list (I hope that’s okay) like Vicky Kaushal 💗 That man is so, so delicious AND single! And my other option would have been Ranveer cause he does (in my opinion) the best and most convincing kissing scenes in his films (again, hopefully Deepika is not going to virtually throw a sandal after me lol)
And a kiss on the cheek for Taimur, cause he really didn’t deserve all the jokes and bad mouthing about his name he got when he was born.
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But bearded Shahrukh would be all scratchy! If you only have one Shahrukh kiss to give, do you want to risk it being scratchy?
Vicky and Dips are excellent potential additions. And Vicky’s beard looks softer than Shahrukh’s, so that’s good too.
You are right, Taimur absolutely deserves kisses!
On Mon, May 27, 2019 at 1:05 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Tbh I don’t mind the scratch at all haha I just find him super attractive like that 🙂 but my other option would definitely be early 2000’s clean shaven Shahrukh! Vicky’s beard does look super soft.. Again, what a great thing that he’s single again.
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No, I want Vicky and Kat to be a thing! He can’t be single! He seems so nice and talented and all and she deserves nice and talented.
On Mon, May 27, 2019 at 8:22 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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I would honestly agree on that! Katrina really deserves someone nice and talented and NOT super ego-centric. Her and Vicky would be lovely together!
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