Oh my, I don’t know if even I can answer this question! But the fun thing is, we don’t have to pick just one answer. We can all hate our own things for our own reasons. (the links in the titles will take you back to my reviews)
Old Joke: “Bhansali finally managed to make a boring ‘blue’ film”. Saawariya is weird and dull and blue. Like, the color of everything is blue. And Ranbir, despite a full backal nude moment, is not the best.
A very entertaining movie about a sociopath who seduces and destroys women and then gets everything he wants in life.
Ranbir as the most pained and tragic and unhappy person in the world, weep for him.
Ranbir is a car thief who never baths. Rishi Kapoor has a lot of scenes while defecating on a toilet.
Ranbir volunteers for street fights. Because of his PAIN. And he also stalks a young singer and later tries to kill her because he thinks she has been unfaithful. Because of his PAIN.
Ranbir has a psychotic break and his girlfriend follows along cleaning up after him. Because of his PAIN.
Ranbir is a 33 year old playing a teenage boy. It’s disturbing.
Ranbir replaces weird wigs and make-up for “acting”, and is surrounded by others who follow his lead.
Your challenge! Can you rank these, worst to least worst? Don’t worry, you don’t have to have actually watched them, you can still hate just based on posters and songs. I won’t judge.
Okay, my ranking. And let me tell you, this was HARD.
Sanju: Stupidity parading as depth
Jagga Jasoos: Disgusting and disturbing and yet also dull
Bombay Velvet: I literally felt like I was trapped in a nightmare while watching this film and kept trying to wake myself up
Tamasha: The way Dips’ character was sabotaged makes me hate this film
Besharam: At least its not pretentious?
Rockstar: Amazing soundtrack
Saawariya: Rani Mukherjee
Bachne Ae Haseeno: Actually entertaining, and has Kunal Kapoor