This should be a gimme, surely! Everyone has to have an opinion on this, right? Say something, let me know you are alive! Not that I am anyone to talk, I know what’s happening, I spent time this week buying and mailing Christmas cards and putting up decorations and so on. But still, can’t we take a little time to talk about meaningless stuff on the internet even during the holiday season?
In chronological order, every onscreen pairing Shahrukh had between 2010 and 2019:
Shahrukh and Kajol in My Name is Khan
Bad Hair Shahrukh and Kareena in Ra.One
Robot Shahrukh and Kareena in Ra.One
Shahrukh and Priyanka in Don 2
Shahrukh and Katrina in Jab Tak Hain Jaan
Shahrukh and Anushka in Jab Tak Hain Jaan
Shahrukh and Deepika in Chennai Express
Shahrukh and Deepika in Happy New Year
Shahrukh and Kajol in Dilwale
Shahrukh and Waluscha de Sausa in Fan
Shahrukh and Aishwarya in Ae Dil Hai Mushkil
Shahrukh and Alia Bhatt in Dear Zindagi
Shahrukh Khan and Mahira Khan in Raees
Shahrukh and Anushka in Jab Harry Met Sejal
Shahrukh and Anushka in Zero
Shahrukh and Katrina in Zero
Okay, ready for my rankings? (and a bit of advice, you should be able to copy and past the below list into your comments to start you off)
Shahrukh and Kajol in My Name is Khan
Shahrukh and Anushka in Jab Harry Met Sejal
Shahrukh and Priyanka in Don 2
Shahrukh and Deepika in Chennai Express
Shahrukh and Kajol in Dilwale
Shahrukh and Alia Bhatt in Dear Zindagi
Shahrukh Khan and Mohammed Zeeshan Ayyub in Raees
Shahrukh Khan and Mahira Khan in Raees
Shahrukh and Anushka in Zero
Shahrukh and Aishwarya in Ae Dil Hai Mushkil
Shahrukh and Anushka in Jab Tak Hain Jaan
Shahrukh and Deepika in Happy New Year
Shahrukh and Waluscha de Sausa in Fan
Shahrukh and Katrina in Zero
Robot Shahrukh and Kareena in Ra.One
Bad Hair Shahrukh and Kareena in Ra.One
Shahrukh and Katrina in Jab Tak Hain Jaan
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Shahrukh and Kajol in My Name is Khan
Shahrukh and Anushka in Jab Harry Met Sejal
Shahrukh and Kajol in Dilwale
Shahrukh and Alia Bhatt in Dear Zindagi
Shahrukh and Priyanka in Don 2
Shahrukh Khan and Mohammed Zeeshan Ayyub in Raees
Shahrukh and Deepika in Chennai Express
Shahrukh Khan and Mahira Khan in Raees
Shahrukh and Deepika in Happy New Year
Shahrukh and Aishwarya in Ae Dil Hai Mushkil
Shahrukh and Anushka in Jab Tak Hain Jaan
Shahrukh and Waluscha de Sausa in Fan
Shahrukh and Katrina in Zero
Shahrukh and Anushka in Zero
Robot Shahrukh and Kareena in Ra.One
Bad Hair Shahrukh and Kareena in Ra.One
Shahrukh and Katrina in Jab Tak Hain Jaan
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I guess you love SRKajol a little more than me! Dilwale, I just wasn’t feeling it. Dear Zindagi, yes, but not more than Don 2. And I really sincerely enjoy Ra.One, but boy! There is just very little chemistry there! Especially compared to Asoka.
On Mon, Nov 18, 2019 at 9:27 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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I mostly felt the chemistry in Dilwale in the songs, not really at all in the film itself. And I won’t see Don because I’ll have to look at Priyanka and I cannot I’m good conscience look at her for too long.
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I mostly agree with your ranking, except I’d put SRK + Kat in Zero up at #3 or #4, followed by SRK + Anushka in JTHJ. And I’d put SRK + Deepika in HNY way farther down, second to last. The top two are tough, could go either way.
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I guess the key in a Kat-Anushka-SRK love triangle is to be the one he DOESN’T pick. Which is actually kind of true, with the “true love” pairing they didn’t bother to actually show why these people liked each other because it was “true love”, while the other pair had to spend real time together.
On Mon, Nov 18, 2019 at 9:48 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Shahrukh and Anushka in Jab Harry Met Sejal
Shahrukh and Kajol in My Name is Khan
Shahrukh and Katrina in Zero
Shahrukh and Priyanka in Don 2
Shahrukh Khan and Mahira Khan in Raees
Shahrukh and Anushka in Jab Tak Hain Jaan
Shahrukh and Anushka in Zero
Shahrukh and Kajol in Dilwale
Shahrukh and Aishwarya in Ae Dil Hai Mushkil
Shahrukh and Alia Bhatt in Dear Zindagi
Shahrukh and Deepika in Chennai Express
Shahrukh and Deepika in Happy New Year
Robot Shahrukh and Kareena in Ra.One
Shahrukh and Waluscha de Sausa in Fan
Shahrukh and Katrina in Jab Tak Hain Jaan
Bad Hair Shahrukh and Kareena in Ra.One
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Dang, Bad Hair SRK and Kareena are below SRK and Katrina in JTHJ for you? That’s cold! And Alia is below Aish in ADHM? Although at least your rankings give Mahira some love.
On Mon, Nov 18, 2019 at 9:50 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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I while I felt connection, I did not feel a sexual connection between Alia & SRK, but with Aish in ASHM, it felt like he was struggling to keep his clothes on.
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Fair point.
On Tue, Nov 19, 2019 at 12:02 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Shahrukh and Kajol in My Name is Khan
Shahrukh and Anushka in Jab Harry Met Sejal
Shahrukh and Priyanka in Don 2
Shahrukh and Deepika in Chennai Express
Shahrukh and Kajol in Dilwale
Shahrukh and Alia Bhatt in Dear Zindagi
Shahrukh Khan and Mohammed Zeeshan Ayyub in Raees
Shahrukh Khan and Mahira Khan in Raees
Shahrukh and Anushka in Zero
Shahrukh and Aishwarya in Ae Dil Hai Mushkil
Shahrukh and Anushka in Jab Tak Hain Jaan
Shahrukh and Deepika in Happy New Year
Shahrukh and Waluscha de Sausa in Fan
Shahrukh and Katrina in Zero
Robot Shahrukh and Kareena in Ra.One
Bad Hair Shahrukh and Kareena in Ra.One
Shahrukh and Katrina in Jab Tak Hain Jaan
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Yaaaay, finally a Chennai Express lover! I quite enjoy that movie, even though I still wouldn’t put SRK-Dips as high as you did.
On Mon, Nov 18, 2019 at 11:57 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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I can only rate the movies I saw ( JHMS, JTHJ, Fan, Dear Zindagi, MNIK, Zero, ADHM)
1. SRK + Anushka in Jab Harry met Sejal
2. SRK + Kajol MNIK
3. SRK + Anushka JTHJ
4. SRK + Alia Dear Zindagi
5. SRK + Deepika Chennai Express
6. SRK + Aish ADHM
7. SRK + Katrina Zero
8. SRK + Anushka Zero and SRK + the girl from Fan
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SRK+Katrina JTHJ
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Boy, rise of SRK-Anushka and fall of SRKajol based on people’s reactions!
You haven’t seen Dilwale yet? Or you didn’t think it deserved to be on the list?
On Tue, Nov 19, 2019 at 8:41 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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After watching Chennai Express I said: no more Rohit Shetty. His movies are the opposite of what I like, so I didn’t even try to watch Dilwale.
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Oh, that reminds me! I just saw a poster for an upcoming low budget romance starring two unknowns, and I thought “Angie!” Although now I am seeing it might actually be about a friendship between a gay man and a Lesbian woman? Anyway, low budget and two unknowns! Your sweet spot!
On Tue, Nov 19, 2019 at 9:42 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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LOL you know me well. I saw this poster and was immediatly interested.Btw do you know something about Sunny Deol’s son’s movie? I was released some time ago and then disappeared and I want to watch it.
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Why am I not surprised that you are interested in Sunny’s son’s movie? I don’t know, it actually made it to theaters I think, but no idea if/when it will hit streaming.
Did you see Salman is producing another movie for Aayush? But this time looks like an action film, so less interesting for you.
On Tue, Nov 19, 2019 at 10:36 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Loveyatri was so bad, but really, really bad and Ayush was terrible, I don’t want even imagine his next movie.
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And it’s a sick cycle, Salman keeps making big budget bad movies in order to make the money to produce the low budget bad movies for Aayush. Kick 2 begats Loveyatri.
On Tue, Nov 19, 2019 at 10:57 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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I took out the pairings from the movies I haven’t seen but these are my rankings. Yes, I am one of the very few people on this blog that actually likes JTHJ and actually liked Katrina in it 🙂
1. Shahrukh and Deepika in Chennai Express
2. Shahrukh and Anushka in Jab Harry Met Sejal
3. Shahrukh and Katrina in Jab Tak Hain Jaan
4. Shahrukh and Kajol in My Name is Khan
5. Shahrukh and Anushka in Jab Tak Hain Jaan
6. Shahrukh and Kajol in Dilwale
7. Shahrukh Khan and Mahira Khan in Raees
8. Shahrukh and Deepika in Happy New Year
9. Shahrukh and Aishwarya in Ae Dil Hai Mushkil
10. Shahrukh Khan and Mohammed Zeeshan Ayyub in Raees
11. Shahrukh and Alia Bhatt in Dear Zindagi
12. Shahrukh and Waluscha de Sausa in Fan
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Forget JTHJ, you also put Dips and SRK from Chennai Express high on your list! No one else has done that. And Mahira above Zeeshan for Raees. You are a true rebel.
On Tue, Nov 19, 2019 at 2:11 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Shahrukh and Deepika were great in Chennai Express! They were so good that I had even higher expectations from Rohit Shetty for Dilwale. I’ve only seen JHMS once or else I would have probably debated moving it up to number 1
I honestly don’t remember Raees enough to put Zeeshan up there. Mahira got the bump just because I love Zaalima!
By the way, I’m watching Zero for the first time and Shahrukh’s character is such a jerk so far. I’m like 20 mins into the movie. Please tell me this gets better.
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Oh dear, asking about Zero is the only thing more likely to start a DCIB civil war than asking about Band Baaja Baarat. I say it never gets better and is overall a bad movie. Other people disagree. I honestly don’t know, of the people who enjoyed it, if they enjoyed it within the first 20 minutes or if it took them a while. Hopefully someone else will chime in.
On Tue, Nov 19, 2019 at 2:55 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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I’m almost halfway through the movie and I’m not enjoying it much yet. But I remember everyone saying that the part with Katrina is best part of the movie and that’s about to happen so I’m just gonna power through.
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Report back when you finish!
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Chiming in! Not my cup of tea at all but interesting enough to consider it my second favorite ALR film (can’t stand tanu weds manu)
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Mahira Khan in Raes hands down. Frankly she is more like Gauri than any of them. Then him and Anushka in anything.
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I can’t decide if I like Mahira and Shahrukh in Raees, or if I like their relationship. The boy and girl from the neighborhood married romance is so special.
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I have not seen all of these movies, but of the ones I have seen, here’s my list
MNIK
SRK & Anushka in JTHJ
Dear Zindagi
Chennai Express
JHMS
HNY
Raees
Dilwale
SRK & Anushka in Zero
SRK & Katrina in Zero
SRK & Katrina in JTHJ
ADHM (I’m only putting it at the bottom because his presence in the movie as a whole felt completely useless. I love him and Aish but they deserve a movie where they wind up happy together. If that already exists, I don’t know about it.
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JHMS after Anushka and SRK in JTHJ??? You are a rebel! And have I directed you to my “all the ways to fix JTHJ” post? https://dontcallitbollywood.com/2017/07/02/silly-sunday-speculative-post-jab-tak-hain-jaan-i-fixed-it/
On Fri, Nov 22, 2019 at 5:51 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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I think I’m just a rebel because I didn’t like JHMS as much as pretty much everyone else who reads this blog lol. I know I’ve mentioned that before.
I don’t know if it was that specific post, but I definitely read something of yours on alternate endings to JTHJ. But I will read this anyway.
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I had another version of JTHJ that was set in 40s and 60s, which was pretty awesome. Not sure if that was the one you saw, or this post. But can’t hurt to reread!
On Sat, Nov 23, 2019 at 9:52 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Raees’s couple is my favorite 🙂
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