I love bad jokes! Not like mean jokes, or gross adult humor, but jokes like “why did the chicken cross the road”. I am counting on you, my parents of children age 4 to 10! I know at some point your child went through a Joke phase! Share with me their brilliance!
Okay, I’m gonna start us off with 3 fine examples of humor!
First, my favorite Indian film joke: “With Saawariya, Bhansali managed to make a boring ‘blue’ film”
Next, an all time classic riddle: “What’s brown and sticky?” —“A Stick!”
And finally, a joke from Shahrukh: “What would you say to fans of Aamir Khan?” “Find an icon you can look up to.”
Okay, now you go! Share a joke with us and then we can impress the 6 year old people in our lives! Or 6 year old at heart, my 98 year old Grandpa is a total sucker for a bad joke. Give me something to share with him on our next Zoom call!
dontcallitbollywood 
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
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A parrot?
On Wed, Apr 15, 2020 at 11:01 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Yes!
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That’s just the same as the Stick joke! No fair!
On Wed, Apr 15, 2020 at 11:49 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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It’s a classic for a reason!
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Why is 6 afraid of 7?
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Because 7 ate 9
(doesn’t work as well typed out)
On Wed, Apr 15, 2020 at 12:11 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Why is a bee’s hair always sticky?
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It’s full of honey? It’s made of a stick? I’m at a loss.
On Wed, Apr 15, 2020 at 12:28 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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He uses a honeycomb!
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Oh well, at least it’s not another “Stick” joke.
On Wed, Apr 15, 2020 at 2:13 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Not sure if this is a “bad” joke, but it did win me something cool when I was in 6th grade.
What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you?
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Oh oh! I know this! And let me answer in song form:
On Wed, Apr 15, 2020 at 2:10 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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What do you call a lonely banana?
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Unappealing?
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A kela!
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(That stick joke is a favorite at our forest preschool) But, onto my own popsicle stick joke:
What washes up onto really small beaches?
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Really small stones?
On Thu, Apr 16, 2020 at 7:55 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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microwaves.
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Ah, that makes sense.
On Thu, Apr 16, 2020 at 8:20 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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