I promised you an All Happiness day, right? What could be happier than objectifying men in a feminist act of subverting gender power dynamics!
Okay, before you get mad at me, remember SEXINESS ONLY!!!! Not Beauty or Soul or anything else.
- Shammi. I’m sorry, he’s just sexier
- Shashi. Not as sexy, that’s the truth we must all admit
- Prithviraj. There’s a reason he was “discovered” and made into a star. That is a lot of Man
- Raj Kapoor. Not always of course, but peak young skinny mustached Raj was quite something
- Rishi Kapoor. So charming! So confident! So smiley!
- Kunal Kapoor. Am I crazy here? Or is that curly mop and 70s stache sort of great?
- Ranbir Kapoor. I have to admit, in my journalistic integrity, that Ranbir is mid-list
- Karan Kapoor. Too beautiful to be really sexy
- Randhir Kapoor. Somehow too childish feeling to be sexy.
Okay, tell me all the ways I am wrong