A Very Silly Post: Which of These Shahrukh’s Do You Want Made Out of Chocolate?

You have been warned! This is a silly post! There is no substance here! It is total fangirl ridiculousness! Read on at your own risk!

Picture yourself with a magic wand that turns images into 3D chocolate statues. Now, if you had such a wand, which of these images would you most want to chocolate-i-fy?

This one already looks kind of chocolate-like.

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Maybe this could be a mix of white/dark/milk chocolate?

katrina.pareeniti and Shahrukh on daboo ratani calender 2014

Definite chocolate statue pose here

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This one you could carry around by the tie

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Ooo, soft dark chocolate hair tendrils flying!

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This would have to be all the darkest bitterest chocolate flavoring

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This would be a good one for eating the legs first

Shahrukh Khan In Bollywood

Less chocolate, for the health conscious, the mini-size

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Obviously you’d need the motorcycle too

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Or the very complex and sexy flavors of a mature SRK

Shah Rukh Khan - Jab Harry Met Sejal | Shah rukh khan movies ...

So, which of these Shahrukhs do you most want in the form of a chocolate candy you can devour?

I’m going with the first one! I feel like the abs would be a very fun texture to lick.

Follow up Adult Rated question, which of these Shahrukh’s do you most want to be an actual person who was dipped in chocolate?

I feel like Harry would be a much happier fellow if he was covered in chocolate head to toe, and those around him would also find something to enjoy from that.

9 thoughts on “A Very Silly Post: Which of These Shahrukh’s Do You Want Made Out of Chocolate?

  1. Last one!
    Hmm, which Shahrukh character. Raj or K3G Rahul I guess. They’d be the most good humored about it and it would be hilarious AND somewhat sexy if either of us chose to take things that way.


    • K3G Rahul would be delightful covered in chocolate! He’d be flustered and then start joking, and he wouldn’t be angry about it at all.

      On Tue, Jul 7, 2020 at 3:01 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:



      • He might be pretend angry about it, but you’d be able to tell he was laughing it off–but don’t be surprised if all your kitchen utensils or your ‘cell phone’ turn out to be chocolate next week when you try to use them!


        • Yes! He would take it in good part, and give you a fun reaction.

          On Thu, Jul 9, 2020 at 5:43 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:



  2. I’d have to say for myself though it would be the Happy New Year SRK because he’d be like those breakable chocolate oranges with fruity flavors infused in them (that weird blond flash in his hair is where I’m getting that idea).


    • I was thinking, popping open his abs like orange slices.

      On Thu, Jul 9, 2020 at 5:45 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:



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