Woo-hoo! Saturday morning watchalong! I already walked the dog and made myself coffee, let’s do this thing!
Mujshe Dosti Karoge! Finishing off our Hrithik Month! It’s on Prime, GooglePlay, and Youtube. And it is quite quite good. In an over the top cheesy early 2000s romance kind of way.
I will start the comments off with “and PLAY” and then you all can take it from there!
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Oooo, Rani and Hrithik are wearing the same hideous color! Meant to be
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Hrithik way to be vague. One if my love, and one is my friend!
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Pooja and Tina, totally having a couple fight and ignoring the dumb boy
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“Hrithik how are we gonna tell our wives that we’re boyfriends?”
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Froggy, why do you want to marry a woman who is clearly in love with your best friend and vice versa? What is your plan here?
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“I think Pooja is gay”
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YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO EAT HOT FOOD WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY TALKING ABOUT HOW WOMEN FEEL BEFORE GETTING MARRIED
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Now kiss
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It is one sided “froggy” wants it, but Hrithik is NOT into it.
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Hrithik hitting the ball so forcefully with the bat is basically just showing how much sexual tension he has pent up, right?!
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Oh yeah
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He wants to hit Uday. But not with a bat.
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I am so sorry so many of my comments are in all caps
what even
what
what
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It is very much an all caps kind of movie
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Yes, yes this is a good…what.
Let’s feed each other food in the middle of the night before we make terrible mistakes about marrying people we shouldn’t
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Don’t eat them Rani! He made them himself, you know he just used the little easy bake oven his parents got him and told him it was a “real kitchen”
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“What about the kitchen appliances that mom uses?”
“Those are for women, son.”
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HA!
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Finally his is feeding her softly – i.e., they are finally making love for the first time
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But, Jesus isn’t here? They can only have sex with Jesus.
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Maybe 3rd base?
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This is some weird kind of S&M thing, right? they both get off on emotional pain in an unhealthy way?
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All of their scenes are various types of sex!
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it’s the only connection they’ve got.
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See how big his arse is. Great jeans.
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My goodness every woman looks GORGEOUS here
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Finally the bangles come back! They did that whole big set up, and then they went away for like two hours
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The bangle doesn’t fit!
If only SRK was here, he’d help get it on her wrist, complete with creepy speech
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GET THERE FASTER TINA!!!!!
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Is that the same altar set up they have in K3g?
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Don’t think so, because no pool.
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I forgot about the pool!
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Finally, Tina gets it! Magic bangles to the rescue!
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The costume person really liked Hrithik in Sherwanis. Smart man
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“Hrithik why can’t we get married?”
“Because we’re boyfriends, silly.”
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I can’t believe it took two separate Gods to get these idiots together.
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Jesus went to the next department over “Man, you….you have to help me. I have done everything I can think of.”
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Ok leaving now for my online concert! See ya! Thank you, Margaret, for this!! I’ll read the comments later. 😀
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Thanks you for all your funny comments!
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Enjoy your concert!
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Yeah because Jesus won’t help you given that you keep having sex in front of him. You now need to rely on the other gods who have not seen you have sex!
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11 year old thinks the Krishna song sounds like This Land I My Land song.
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You know, it kind of does!
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Of course Tina changed and wiped off her make-up before coming to give this speech! She is all about the proper fashion for proper occasion.
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“I know we had a big destination wedding planned but since I can’t marry Pooja, Hrithik is going to have to bite the bullet.”
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Oh right, Uday. Eh, he’ll be fine.
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They are all going to have an orgy at some point. He will be absolutely fine!
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He gets together with Tina at the very least so they can Be Fashion together
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It’s family tradition!
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Why did they pause it here?
What about the wedding
What about the banging
What even was this
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Why did they not show the suhaag raat?!?!?! This movie needs a sex scene so badly!!!
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At the very least some Aggressive Suggestive Hugging, come on!
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I think that was supposed to be the church scene, but it was clearly NOT ENOUGH!
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IT WAS NOT
AND THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO
I NEED A REFRESH
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Yes. We are in complete agreement!!!
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I can’t believe Jesus wasn’t invited to the wedding. HE INTRODUCED THEM!!!!
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Okay, I love all of the songs that were in this. I guess a lot of them were older songs / medleys?
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Really on The Medley was older stuff, everything else was original.
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Imagine being invited to this wedding and having to wait for these idiots to sort it all out.
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Spouse is now giving a guitar lesson in the kitchen complete with 5 year old playing the harmonica. I don’t think he likes the music….Therefore I’m going bast it until all credits are over.
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Okay, addition reading from Margaret’s Head:
Sexual Dysfunction Sequel: https://dontcallitbollywood.com/2020/02/13/valentines-week-of-sex-fanfic-couples-heading-for-sexual-dysfunction-hrithik-and-rani-to-shahrukh-and-kajol-to-ranbir-and-deepika/
As a period drama so the letter thing is less stupid: https://dontcallitbollywood.com/2018/04/22/silly-sunday-modern-films-remade-as-period-dramas-jab-tak-hain-jaan-mujshe-dosti-karoge-and-dhoom-3/
And of course, LESBIAN LOVE STORY: https://dontcallitbollywood.com/2020/08/09/happy-18th-anniversary-of-mujshe-dosti-karoge-to-celebrate-i-have-rewritten-it-as-a-lesbian-love-story-between-kareena-and-rani/
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Great!
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I agree with the lesbian version, except I think Hrithik and Uday need to also be together.
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This was AMAZING! Thank you Margaret! Hope everyone has a wonderful weekend!
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This was so great! I am ready for another Hrithik film next Friday, except that I think we have seen literally all of the good ones at this point. Also, next Friday is Pre-Birthday so it should really be SRK.
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One of these days, we have got to do Yaadein. It is SO INSANE!!!!
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I tried to watch Yaadein a year ago but I couldn’t bring myself to finish it, even for beautiful early 2000s Hrithik. Maybe with all of you I could do it though!
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It is the most insane Hrithik movie ever!
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Even more than this????
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Weirdly, yes! Hrithik is psychotic. If you can believe it, the costumes are even more hideous. There is an alligator involved and oh oh there is feather sex!
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And let us not forget, the coca cola dead mom!
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Was…was someone blackmailing the costume department?
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Oh absolutely! At one point Hrithik is in a tight black leather shirt that seems to have been ripped away by animals and Kareena is in a BDSM choker! It beats MDK by leaps and bounds in the crazy department.
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As much as I want October to be a Hrithik Marathon i agree that it probably has to be an SRK movie for his birthday 🙂 ❤
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This was very stupid, but very enjoyable. Great watchalong choice, very snarkable.
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It is indeed! And now you know what we mean by Sexy Psycho Hrithik
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Thank you Margaret. I forgot to set my alarm, but waking up and realizing I had a movie to watch was the best way to get out of bed. And now I can go back and see the first hour, much to my spouses distress. HA! Tom Petty vs. Hindi music here we go!
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I wish you luck!!!
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Thank you for this Margaret! I am so glad I got to watch it the first time with people who love it even though it’s silly!
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