Shahrukh Discussion Post (R Rated): Which Shahrukh Character Do You Think Is the Best Lover? Sexually? Yes, You Can Say Real Life SRK

Oh heck, we are 10 days into Shahrukh month, and I feel like we haven’t really fully explored the joy of this holiday season. Let’s get sexual!

I’m gonna give my top 3 picks because I can’t decide between them, in no particular order:

MNIK Rizwan. I feel like his focus on learning things and doing them correctly would be a big help. And of course, we know he is amazing working with his hands.

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Robot G.One. He’s a ROBOT!

I will definitely make G.One: Shah Rukh Khan

Paheli. He is an all powerful entity whose whole purpose is to please you.

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Okay, who are your top 3 picks?

Bonus question: If you removed the G.One and Paheli powers, would they still be in the top 3? Or would they drop off the list?

41 thoughts on “Shahrukh Discussion Post (R Rated): Which Shahrukh Character Do You Think Is the Best Lover? Sexually? Yes, You Can Say Real Life SRK

  1. Hmmmmm this is difficult. The first one that comes to mind is K3G SRK, but that could just be because he is my all-time favorite SRK. And he and his wife flirt so much! Something is going right there. But of course, that doesn’t mean he is the best at sex. DDLJ Raj might be terrible at sex, because he’s only (I think), been with one woman long-term. That makes him good at reading her, but maybe not amazing at sex overall.

    Paheli, I suppose, in a fantasy way, from your 3 options. He seems like he can switch it up, so him!

    Can we have a post on the worst at SRK sex? My votes: Raj Aryan and Devdas.

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    • OMG, how did I forget Harry and Jug??? Two characters who we know for sure are experienced.

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  2. Yes, waiting for bedtime lol. This is a tough one. Characters I wanna sex because I find them irresistible vs the ones that would be great in bed.
    Because the mind is the biggest erogenous zone I’ll start w the first.
    1. Harry because he’s so so so hot even though he’s probably a selfish lover pre-Sejal.
    2. Jug because of my forever therapist fantasy that I cannot discuss without crying a little bit.
    3. Kabir Khan (in a twist) bc it would be so fun to see him lose his carefully crafted control

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  3. MNIK 8 minutes scene is hilarious! But it doesn’t leave me confident in my own pleasure. Hmmmm. DDLJ his love is so extreme if I am sure he would put my pleasure first. JHMS – Harry is clearly skilled. Darr – It would be INTENSE!

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  4. I haven’t seen Ra.One and I wonder how a robot can be a good lover? Does he have some kind of sex software? Is he made of steel there in the lower parts? So many questions 😉

    My choices:
    Jug – because he is experienced and cool
    Paheli SRK – he made a lot to be with the woman he loves and I’m sure he’ll put it all to make her happy
    Samar (JTHJ) – no matter if it’s on a roof, phone booth or bedroom, he is always ready.

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    • Ra.One: They establish he can grow body parts down there as needed, presumably to order. And, when he touches Kareena, there is a tiny little spark. So there are interesting possibilities.

      Jug is cool! And experienced. And clearly good at reading people and what they need.

      With Samar, I worry about him insisting on weird places, if he has some kind of exhibitionism need. A Phone Booth seems REALLY uncomfortable.

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  5. Paheli is a good choice. Rani sure doesn’t look like she has any complaints.

    The straight laced repressed ones are always best in the bedroom (not really, but that’s the fantasy), so I’m thinking Kabir Khan or Suri from RNBDJ.

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    • Finally someone mentions Suri from RNBDJ. He just feels like he would be better than he thinks he is, doesn’t he? And certainly Anushka looks delighted. And he will go above and beyond to make her happy.

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  6. 1. Harry. He is HOT. He has a ton of experiance and a very healthy sex drive. I would assume he would be very good in bed. Maybe a bit selfish, but there is something to be said about technique and a healthy appetite.

    2. Rahul from K3G. I just LOVE the chemistry and flirtyness between him and Kajol. The sex would just be so fun and light and happy and romantic. Happy fun sex = good sex.

    3. Kabir Khan. OOOF I am with Rachel. It’s the challange! He is just so tightely wound. It would be so fun to get him to lose that control.

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    • 1. I think if you manage to trigger his massive messy guilt complex, he would get less selfish. So work on that!

      2. Also, I kind of suspect Rahul was a little bit experienced. London girls….

      3. Yeah, but you might have to wait like 5 years while he carefully plans out the exact way he wants to do it.

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      • Re: Kabir, no waiting!!! The whole point is to get him to lose control. He will not have the chance to think and plan. He will be seduced out of his control by me, Rachel, or Ms. Braganza. .

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        • But he only loses control for patriotism! you are going to have to somehow convince him you are the incarnation of Mother India.

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          • OOOH! I will create a patriotic sex soundtrack! Start with some Vande Mataram from Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani and Jana Gana Mana from K3G to get him into the mood. Next, I can add some I Love My India from Pardes, followed by Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani, and of course end with some Chak De for good measure.

            DONE! I have the perfect plan for Kabir. He doesn’t stand a chance with that soundtrack!

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          • Throw some World Cup winning moment flashbacks on the big screen TV, and I think you’ve got it.

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          • The In-carnal-ation of Mother India is when Nargis and Sunil have sex.

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          • Omg I laughed so hard at this entire thread. Filmikudhi let’s make sure to throw in Aisa Des Hai Mera from VZ and Des Rangeela from Fanaa and he’s a goner for any of the three of us…

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    • Counterpoint, he is so uninterested in Kareena dancing for him, does that mean he is selfish in bed?

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      • But he seemed pretty interested in all the other women (PC, Lara Dutta, Isha Koppikar)….maybe Kareena wasn’t his thing…or he always knew about her plan so wasn’t interested…

        And no I don’t think he will be selfish…he is obsessed with being the best so this should also extend to the bedroom…he doesn’t want women saying that Don is bad in bed!

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        • Oooo, good point about needing to be the best! Also, he is smart enough surely to realise that good sex is a good tool to use to control the people around him.

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  7. And how about Raees? I haven’t seen the movie but I watched Zaalima video and it’s very sexy, and SRK looks like a strong, confident man who knows what he is doing. Mahira seems very happy with him.

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