It’s grey and getting colder outside, but inside things are HEATING UP. We are watching the Chippendales movie!
The link below is the best link I can find on youtube for “Tall Dark and Handsome”. We are going to watch it together starting at 3pm and have brilliant critical analytical commentary.
At 3pm Chicago time, I will put up an “And PLAY” comment and then we will all comment along from there!
And if we like it enough, and if people join late, we will just start playing it over again at 4:10pm.
dontcallitbollywood 
Maureen! I love you
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THE CHAIR DANCE OH GOOOOOD
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Wait, where did the motorcycle come from?
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Gotta say, not into the sex with a motorcycle.
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i quite like this song mostly but it does veer into absurdism which I ALSO like
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When humping inanimate objects you prefer chairs. Noted.
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It just seems more practical
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Shoudl have used breakaway pants, looks really dopey to slide them off.
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So, it’s jailbreak themed? These are Bad Boys?
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“Let me do it off the cuff. I wanna do it baby ’til you’ve had enough” Right? that’s the chorus?
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There are words?
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So many of these songs are reminding me strongly of late 80s Govinda songs, which really says a lot about his career I think
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Thta he was secretly flying to LA to watch Chippendale numbers and steal ideas?
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Well, Farah did choreograph a bunch of his stuff so there’s a real possibility she did. But it’s more the thrusting into air partly naked.
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Yeah, really gotta use breakaway pants. Only way people look good.
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There really should be SOME rules at Chippendales, right? Everyone should have rules.
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NO RULES
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😞 I really wanted to watch this one with y’all but my son didn’t want to go to bed and I couldn’t watch it with him around so now I only read the comments. How is the movie?
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It is NOT a movie to watch with your son. Genevieve had to stop when her kids came home too.
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so fun, I really recommend it
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Oooo, Construction workers! In neon colors?
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Finally, the mild homoeroticism I wanted
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Yes when I see men dancing around poles I don’t think of women.
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This guy looks like he has no idea what a hammer even is
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He’s very gentle with that hammer. Don’t hurt the hammer.
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WEll, he’s got that high fever, that makes hot….to the touch
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Perfect response!
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I know it’s just started, but I think we have a winner for “most surreal song”
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Saxaphone!!!! And Neon lighting! I just feel soothed, it’s my childhood.
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You don’t feel “hot to the touch”?
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Bums and legs don’t look THAT different on men or women. With all the butt stripping sometimes I get confused about what gender I’m watching.
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I need this guy to stop looking at me
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Is chauffeur fantasy really a thing?
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As a Govinda fan, yes
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Yeah.
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What, he’s too good to hold his own microphone?
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His hair is so loooooooooong. Also, “who can resist magnetic love”
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I love his hair. I should get that haircut. Are these the stupidest lyrics yet?
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I think they might be, although Hot to the Touch is pretty bad too.
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Better get that lady to the doctor with that fever
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If he has a girlfriend I wonder if they would have competitions about who could feather their hair better.
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I’m very impressed he managed to get it all under that hat
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FINALLY rip-away pants!
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Kids left again so now I get to watch – except that I have to start from the second music video.
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Well, it’s not like there’s a linear plot
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THERE’S TOTALLY A LINEAR PLOT! Val and Maureen and Bride are experience an evening.
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So much character development. They weren’t horny, now they’re horny.
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We are almost done, we will go back and join you in a moment. It’s the row row row your boat of movies.
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Am I the only one cringing at all the crowd kissing? – Pandemic cringe.
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I’m not pandemic cringing, I’m “respecting personal boundaries” cringing. But I guess they must be able to tell when an audience member would and wouldn’t be into it?
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Ooooo, full cast finale!
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Introductions! So cute
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OMG, Maureen Murphy was an actual comic! Like, she was on Talk Shows and stuff.
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I thought she was pretty hilarious here!
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That was a blast. Thanks for unearthing this, Margaret. I mean, you can say a lot about this movie but it was better than so many Christopher Lee movies I’ve seen and I 100% genuinely mean that.
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This is a loooooooooooooong and complicated dirty joke. I feel like the pay off isn’t worth the build up. Although the MC really sells it.
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I wonder how many chipendales torn t-shirts were kept as souvenirs? Is there a 20 year old torn t-shirt kept in a love box somewhere today?
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Oh I am SURE! I bet ebay has all kinds of Chippendal stuff.
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Okay I’m looking.
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I guess they didn’t give out certificates of authenticity, so no luck.
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I want to write my own lyrics to the beach song, but my mind is blank. “Sunshine, hot body, sand”?
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Why would you have underwear under your swimsuit?
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Okay! That was interesting. Thank you for the watch a long Margaret!
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It was indeed interesting!!!!
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