I mean, he is a King, and the great-nephew of India’s greatest writer, and Sharmila Tagore’s son, so I guess he is legitimately more-Up than most people.  But he’s not bigger than Salman!  And he better not forget it.

According to rediff, at the Stardust awards, he gave Salman the cut direct.  That is, he saw him enter the room, and immediately left, brushing by him without acknowledgement.  Salman pretended not to notice, because Saif is so far below him it doesn’t even matter.  He can afford to look down on basically everybody.  Except maybe his father and Amitabh.

Rediff points out that this is odd, since Kareena and Salman are super tight, and have been since forever, he practically treats her as another sister.  My thought is, remember my post about who Salman should marry?  What if I had the right family but the wrong sister?  What if he has been cherishing a secret love for Kareena for years?  What if she has been also but thought he never cared and therefore married Saif instead?  What if now that the shadow of jail no longer hangs over him he could remain silent no longer?  What if the most scandalous divorce of all time is about to happen?  What if the two angriest men in India had fisticuffs on stage at the FilmFare awards?  I would be so happy!