Merry Christmas! This is the Story of How I Set Out to Fight Fascism and Ended Up With Wet Feet

Happy Christmas Eve from Chicago! I’m writing this a couple weeks in advance. Assuming everything goes as planned I am at my parents’ apartment getting ready to go to super fancy downtown church for their Christmas Eve service. But I wanted to give you a quick update from Chicago, my life, and all that. And also a nice story for Christmas Eve!

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Why I’m Not Celebrating Shahrukh Day This Year

I have things to do that are more important than SRK, so much more important that my brain doesn’t even have space for him. It’s not that he has become less important to me, it’s that for the first time in 20 years there is something going on that is so much more important I honestly forgot.

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SRK Month Calming and Focusing Post for a Weird Day: Top Sexiest SRK Characters Ranked

What a strange day! For one thing, it’s over 80 degrees in Chicago, but just today and tomorrow. I hate those random funky weather days, it makes everything feel just slightly off, like minor notes in music. For another. my plans for today changed last minute about 3 times and I HATE when plans change last minute. So now I am trying to be all caaaaaaaaaalm and fooooooooooooocused and do something nice with SRK.

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Monday Morning Questions: What Do You Want to Ask Me WEDDING WEEK???

My Housemates’ wedding is 5 days! Tomorrow the first international house guest arrives, another one on Wednesday, and two more on Thursday. Yesterday one of the brides went to her last dress fitting with her Mom, while I drove the other bride around to get those vital last minute wedding needs: 42 bottles of Prosecco, gold spray paint, duct tape, and lightbulbs. My parents came over for dinner last night and went home with two huge boxes of table linens and orders to deliver them to the venue 2 hours in advance on the day (the 42 bottles of prosecco kill a lot of our car space). It has taken over our life to the point that when we were shopping yesterday and the store was extra crowded, I thought “of course, everyone has to do extra shopping in honor of the national holiday of Wedding Week”.

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Wednesday Watching Post: What Are You Watching and Reading and Thinking and Listening to This Week???

Happy Wednesday!!! Week 2 of unemployment for me! Luckily, my housemates’ wedding is next week, so they are keeping me busy (they got married legally in January 2020, and have been waiting 4 years to have their big blow out wedding reception). Today, I get to go pick up 200 candles, and on Saturday I take delivery of a deep freeze (no leftovers will go to waste! Not at these prices).

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