If YRF is going to do this whole “spy universe” thing, then they had BETTER give the women their own spin off! Katrina in the Tiger films and Dips in Pathaan both have really interesting strong characters, and great action moments, they can absolutely handle their own movie.
Continue readingOooo, it’s gonna be tricky! Real SRK has children, but Kabir Khan has a whistle. There’s something really mature and manly about blowing a whistle.
Continue readingI’m gonna spoil this movie, but you can’t really spoil it. It’s all about the crazy action moments and sexy chemistry and stuff. You may actually WANT to spoil yourself, so you can relax about any perceived jingoistic plot twists, and how the romance happens, and those stressful things.
Continue readingWoot!!! A good fun silly entertainer, with SRK charm bringing it to a WHOLE new level. The King is BACK!!!
Continue readingI’ll right a slightly longer review in a minute, and then a much longer review with spoilers, and then possibly a much MUCH longer review with scene by scenes (but maybe not, it’s not really that kind of movie). But for now, having just gotten home, I want to simply give the broad strokes of the experience by the numbers.
Continue readingIT’S NEW SRK MOVIE DAY!!!! I am SO HAPPY! It’s been SO LONG!!!! Plus, I took the day off work so I get to generally pamper myself in addition to movie watching.
Continue readingWoot! I am thrilled that I have judged my DCIBers correctly. Don, dumped in round 1. Feminist calm unemotional hockey coach Kabir, could make it all the way!
Continue readingPhew, I was worried there wouldn’t be enough votes for us to finish out all the brackets before tomorrow. Silly me! Of course there are!
Continue readingSeems appropriate, right? All the Pathaan promotions are leaning heavily on the “older, experienced, confident” sort of SRK persona. So let’s figure out which of his roles in the past was the MOST adult man and not a boy kind of role. What a nice way to count down the hours until Pathaan release!
Continue readingWhile I have been slowing down on movie watching and reviewing this year, Angie has been picking up! So we absolutely need to read through her reviews from the comments section and pick the best. This is not a comprehensive list, it’s just the ones that tickled me while reading through the archives.
Continue readingHappy Pathaan Monday!!!!!! I’m taking the day off work on Wednesday, my plan is to get a pedicure and see Pathaan. Because I feel Shahrukh would appreciate freshly painted toenails.
Continue readingGenevieve registered a complaint that Harsh in Tara vs Bilal played yet another manboy can’t talk about his feelings type of guy. Which made me think we should pull out and appreciate the alternative type of heroes! The ones who just handle things and do things without making a fuss about it.
Continue readingHappy Sunday! It’s overcast and snowy outside and both me and Albie Dog are feeling grumpy. So this film had better live up to it’s feel good rep!
Continue readingIm a grump grump, so this better be a happy movie! I am holding you all to your promises
Continue readingUgh, I am grump today. I am almost never grumpy, but today I am. It’s been overcast for 6 days straight, and the city is finally fixing our street which is good news but also means there is this irritating construction sound background noise all the time. So I think our Sunday WatchAlong needs to be something SUPER HAPPY.
Continue readingHappy Wednesday! A week from today I take a day off work and go see Pathaan the very earliest show I can manage. And then see it again in the evening with friends who were too foolish to take the day off work.
Continue readingThank you for the watchalong that got me to watch this! It’s a very pleasant happy little movie, I’m glad I saw it. Not groundbreaking art or anything, but very very pleasant.
Continue readingHappy Monday! And Happy Sid M day!!! I am sleepy sleepy sleepy and trying to focus on work, but the rainy weather is not helping me.
Continue readingWoot, Sunday movie! I had such a day of accomplishments yesterday, got groceries and hung a picture and all kinds of things, and now it is lovely to just have a nice sloooooooooooooow morning.
Continue readingThanks to Genevieve’s fervent wish for a NOT romance, and the general “eh, 50/50” attitude of most of the rest of y’all, I’m going with Double XXL!!!
Continue readingI am very much open to write in candidates for this one! I’m trying to find all the mustaches I can, but I know I am gonna be missing some. The only rule is, it has to be a mustache from a performance in 2022.
Continue readingThanks to a suggestion from Kainaat, I’m doing a quick dive into Keeravani, especially his Hindi soundtracks that I knew and loved without knowing they were him.
Continue readingI was gonna get better this week about watching and reviewing new movies, and then literally half the staff at work got sick (’tis the season for colds, apparently), so I barely have time to write this post. WatchAlong now looks like my best bet for seeing some of the cool films y’all are recommending!
Continue readingWednesday is such an awkward day of the week for a movie release. I know it’s a holiday in India, but it isn’t anywhere else!!!!! Although I suppose the alternative would be us waiting two more days until Friday, and that’s no good.
Continue readingThis message comes to you from The Past. I wrote a post so I could just slam the link to the trailer into it once it releases and I could go to bed, perchance to sleep.
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