Rangoon Review (SPOILERS): Every Five Minutes is Another “OH COME ON!!!” Moment

Rangoon Review (SPOILERS): Every Five Minutes is Another “OH COME ON!!!” Moment

This was not a good movie.  And, to save you all from it, I am going to provide a summary here that you can read instead of sitting through the whole 3 hour mess like I had to.  It is my gift to humanity!  And if, for some reason, you feel the need to actually see it, you can always read my No Spoilers review instead.

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Guide Part 2: The Actual Film (Well, The Beginning of It)

Guide Part 2: The Actual Film (Well, The Beginning of It)

Yesterday I did an in depth post on the whole behind the scenes process of making Guide and who all the personalities involved where and what their background was and so on and so on (not including the Murder and Sex Cult part of the Anand brothers’ story, because those hadn’t happened yet).  I wanted to say aaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllll of that before I got into discussing the actual film.  Which is what I will do now, only I will be referring back to stuff from the other post, so read this first!

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Hindi Film 101 One-Off: Fearless Nadia Wadia and the Real Story Behind Rangoon

Hindi Film 101 One-Off: Fearless Nadia Wadia and the Real Story Behind Rangoon

I’m still in the middle of my Chopra family series, I’ll be back to it next week for the family feud in the second generation and the joining with the Mukherjee family.  But right now, I wanted to make sure we all knew the “real” story behind Kangana Ranaut’s character in Rangoon before we go see the film.

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Guide: Everything I Need To Say Before I Say Things About the Film

Guide: Everything I Need To Say Before I Say Things About the Film

As you know, if you read my blog regularly, I went on a trip recently.  And I decided the perfect time to finally watch Guide was on my smartphone on the flight.  And it was perfect!  I had no other options, so I couldn’t put it off any longer.  And I was able to watch it with intense focus, since I was holding the screen right up at the end of my nose.  And this was a film that really really really deserved close watching!  And close analysis, which is why I am starting with a post that just gives background before I even talk about the film itself.

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Tuesday Telugu: Desamuduru, I Am Still Conflicted About Allu Arjun’s Hair

Tuesday Telugu: Desamuduru, I Am Still Conflicted About Allu Arjun’s Hair

Another Allu Arjun film!  Am I remembering right that his hair changes frequently? Unlike most male stars, where the hair and the whole look is kind of part of their brand?  If so, I think he should keep changing, because this look is not the best.

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Monday Malayalam: Guppy, A Sadder Film Than You Would Expect

Monday Malayalam: Guppy, A Sadder Film Than You Would Expect

In several parts of this film, I was reminded of Annmariya.  Same single parent family, same kid with too many worries, same unusual relationship between an older tougher man and the kid.  But while Annmariya took place in a world of magic and destiny where nothing ever went really wrong, this film took place in the “real” world, and was much sadder.

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News About 3 Upcoming Movies: Naseerji’s Son Gets His Launch, Swara Bhaskar Gets a Lead Role, and Yashji Gets a Remake

News About 3 Upcoming Movies: Naseerji’s Son Gets His Launch, Swara Bhaskar Gets a Lead Role, and Yashji Gets a Remake

Well, everyone has decided that the duldrums of February is the time to promote their films, and the duldrums of March is the time to release them.  It’s an interesting sign of the state of the industry that I find  the piddling little early spring releases much more interesting than the big deal winter ones.

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Running Shaadi Review (SPOILERS): Bam! First Five Minutes, They Break the Rom-Com Mold!

Running Shaadi Review (SPOILERS): Bam!  First Five Minutes, They Break the Rom-Com Mold!

I already said in my no SPOILERS review that this is a great great rom-com!  And you should definitely go see it if at all possible.  Don’t just read my SPOILERS review!  Only read it if you have already seen the film, or if you are one of those people who can still enjoy movies even after reading all the spoilers.

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The Ghazi Attack SPOILERS Review: I Wish There Was More Submarine Maneuvering! It’s What I Came For!

The Ghazi Attack SPOILERS Review: I Wish There Was More Submarine Maneuvering!  It’s What I Came For!

As I mentioned in my non-SPOILER review, my Grandpa loooooooooves submarine movies.  Well, really all boat movies, but sub movies are his favorites.  And because of that, I have seen a fair number of submarine movies myself.  And I have to say, this is a very very good example of the sub movie genre.  I would have liked it even better if we’d gotten to the underwater warfare part sooner.

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Running Shaadi Review (NO SPOILERS): The Best Rom-Com I’ve Seen Since Humpty Sharma!

Running Shaadi Review (NO SPOILERS): The Best Rom-Com I’ve Seen Since Humpty Sharma!

Okay, maybe I was just in the right mood, or maybe it’s because romantic comedies come along so rarely these days, but I was really really impressed with this one!  Old-fashioned idea, new fashioned execution, real characters with real conflicts, and a happy ending!  And a central couple that was kind of cute and sparky.  If only there were some really big budget song numbers, it would be the perfect movie.  Seriously, if you like light rom-coms and have been waiting for a new one to come out that feels like Happy Bhaag Jayegi or Humpty Sharma Ki Dulhania, go right over and watch this!

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The Ghazi Attack Review (NO SPOILERS): A Movie My Grandfather Would Love

The Ghazi Attack Review (NO SPOILERS): A Movie My Grandfather Would Love

This is a classic submarine movie.  A very specific genre, which also happens to be my grandfather’s favorite.  I cannot WAIT for this film to be available on Netflix so I can send it to him!  If only there had been even more underwater shenanigans and videos of little toy boats moving in bathtubs, and slightly less patriotic stupidity.

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