I really don’t care most of the time about what happens in the American gossip news.  I mean, after getting used to the crazy rumors that fly around in the Indian film industry, all the American gossip just seems kind of bland.  But there are two stories today that are so big, I actually care about them!!!

BRANGELINA IS OVER!!!  Angelina Jolie filed for divorce because of “irreconcilable differences”.  NO!!!  I actually kind of liked them together!

On the other hand, this means Hrithik and Brad Pitt can go clubbing together now, as the two hottest divorced guys in the world.  And Angelina and Katrina Kaif can hang out and talk about what it’s like to have a public break up and then still be expected to be beautiful and charming at all times.  And Amrita Singh can give them both advice on how to take this as a wake-up call to start playing awesome character parts instead of heroines and having much more fun.

(also, because of those totally unverified Arjun-Suzanne rumors, I now have a whole conspiracy theory of Arjun slowly working down a hitlist of all the marriages of all the men in the world who are more handsome then him.  Hrithik is down, Brad is down, and John Abraham is faltering.  Soon, he will rule them all!)

(John Abraham laughs at your attempts to destroy him)

Other gossip slightly more India related, supposedly Priyanka and Tom Hiddleston (Loki) were spotted flirting at the Emmys!  Which is exactly how the Taylor Swift/Tom Hiddleston “relationship” started, with public flirtation at the Met club ball, that a few months down the line turned into a lot of romantic photoshoots.

The cynic in me wonders if these public flirtations were in the light of a try out, if the media and public got excited, then their PR people would set up a whole “relationship”.  Or, I suppose, this could just be Tom’s modus operandi, he flirts in a public situation, and then starts dating.  Either way, it is possible that we will have Priyanka-Tom Hiddleston stories coming at us sometime around Halloween.  To which I say, really Priyanka?  A British guy?  Have we all forgotten the Raj?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJ28gzrtsuQ

(Look, you were in a movie about it!  The evil British arrested hot Shahid Kapoor!  Do you want to date a descendant of people who would arrest hot people?)