Now, at least half my readers are thinking “so your power went out, so what?” But it’s new to me! Mysterious forces turned the power off for me and 1,800 other people and it isn’t supposed to be restored for two more hours. Oh the HUMANITY!!!! Can you imagine not having cheap and reliable electricity for two hours? It’s almost as bad as not having cheap and limitless high speed internet, surely no one could survive that way.
Obviously, the first most important tool in power restoration, Surinder Sahni (lighting up your life).
Also obviously, Amitabh’s light up song “Sara Zamana Haseena Ka Deewane”
And then there’s Shakti: The Power. That should be helpful.
Or I could just have Shahrukh build me a power plant, that’s a reasonable plan.
Or I could use Salman’s hips as a source of power, they seem able to give light to at least 1,800 homes.
Or Katrina’s hips?
Or, if I’m really desperate, whatever it is that is beneath Madhuri’s blouse.
dontcallitbollywood 
Yeah, you need some Hawa hawaayee (air/breeze) from Bijili ki rani (Queen of Electricity) –
Bijli Giraane Main Hoon Aayi
Bijli Giraane Main Hoon Aayi
Kehte Hain Mujhko Hawa Hawai
Hawa Hawai
Hawa Hawai
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Ok, it seems it is Bijli girane and not bijli ki rani! my bad 😦
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Whatever it was, it worked! Power came back on about 40 minutes later.
On Fri, Jun 28, 2019 at 2:12 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Here I am again, on the pulse of yesterday with my comments! I thought for sure this song would be here. Surprisingly catchy.
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Oh that is a good one! You are right, missed opportunity.
On Sat, Jun 29, 2019 at 1:54 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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