I can’t tell if there is a lot of big news today, or just so much little news that it all starts to feel big.

Arpita Khan-Sharma (adorable baby’s mother) was robbed!  It wasn’t very dramatic, they came back from celebrating Raksha Bandhan on Sunday and discovered that cash and valuables worth 3.25 lakhs had been taken while they were gone.  What is 3.25 lakhs in dollars, anyway?  Oh, about $5,000.  Well, that seems like a reasonable amount to have around the house in cash and valuables.  I was going to make fun of her for not being responsible, but that’s just like a couple of really nice pieces of jewelry, some nice dishes and antiques, and some emergency money in a cupboard.

Shahrukh is going to cameo in Ae Dil Hai Mushkil!  Saif was supposed to cameo, but then his thumb thing messed up filming, so now Shahrukh is doing it.  Also, Ranbir and Aish are having a sex scene?  Ew!  I don’t want to see that!

Saif, as we all know, is also busy with his pregnant wife.  Who is still working, by the way, despite being pregnant which really seems like a much bigger deal than a thumb injury, Saif.  More impressively, she is also planning on zipping back to work shortly after giving birth.  She is finishing out a schedule for the Veere Di Wedding movie, and then will come back for a second schedule in January, post-birth.  Impressive!