TGIF: The Most Popular Shahrukh Birthday Post! 13 Reasons He Is a Vampire

13 reasons Shahrukh might be a Vampire.  Well, 7 reasons he could be, 6 reasons he probably isn’t.

1.1. He loves to dress in Black

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2. He loves to go out at night

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3. Strange power over animals

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4. Strange power over children

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5. Strange power over women

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6. Eyes are sensitive to sunlight

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7. Ageless beauty

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Now, reasons he probably ISN’T a vampire.

8.  Not Afraid Crosses

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9. Not Afraid of Mirrors

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10.  Can Go Out in Sunlight

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11. Does Visibly Age

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12.  Can be injured

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13. Eats Food

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So, that’s 7 for and 6 against.  And I was able to find way way more photos for the “pro-vampire” argument than the against!  I don’t know, I think it’s possible.

What do you think?  Vampire Yes or No? I’m going with “maybe”

Which vampire element do you enjoy most about him? I’m torn, but I think it might be the dressing in black.  It does look very very good on him.

Which non-vampire element do you enjoy the most about him? Visible aging for me.  He was a nice looking young man, but he is just devastating as he gets older

UPDATE: My friend just pointed out I forgot the most important “pro” reason.  Strange desire for the neck!

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7 thoughts on “TGIF: The Most Popular Shahrukh Birthday Post! 13 Reasons He Is a Vampire

  1. Pingback: TGIF: The Most Popular Shahrukh Birthday Post! 13 Reasons He Is a Vampire — dontcallitbollywood – Business Startup-Bay Area

  2. My most vampire element I enjoy about him?
    Strange desire for the neck! I laughed a lot at this part
    My most non-vampire element I enjoy the about him?
    Like you, “visible aging”, He is like a wine, becomes better with time

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    • Absolutely! If he is a vampire, I could believe he voluntarily chose to let himself age just for our pleasure.

      On Sat, Apr 21, 2018 at 6:37 AM, dontcallitbollywood wrote:

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  3. Modern vampires aren’t affected by religious symbols anymore 😉 … so, there are eight reasons against 5. His aging could be because his profession demands that he exposes himself also to daylight but it is definitely during nighttime that his energy peaks. At least he doesn’t age in his spirit. Actually, I prefer him to age visibly than a portrait of him aging and he keeping physically young and unhurtible (although that is an Oscar Wilde thing and not a Vampire one 😉 ).

    For me, it’s not the colour (he was absolutely dashing as Harry in blue and I like him wearing black/white or blue/white) but his preference for caressing the neck and his energy at & love for night-time.

    Maybe, he is ‘only’ a half-Vampire 🙂

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    • Maybe one of those genetic Vampires rather than a turned vampire?

      On Sat, Apr 21, 2018 at 11:11 AM, dontcallitbollywood wrote:

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