What fun! I’m gonna criticize stuff! I almost never do that, because I like liking things. But sometimes it is okay to be mean. And I really hate Devdas.
This song is secretly super catchy, and I appreciate Imraan’s disappearing buttons quite a bit, but it ruins the movie. Imraan is such a disgusting horn dog here, it’s hard to relate that to his character in the rest of movie. And it doesn’t even really work, he’s supposed to be an irritating hipster who is above it all, he isn’t supposed to be a cool bar hopping player. “I Hate Luv Storys”
A whole movie plot built around an illegitimate child and her miss-matched parents, we need a really realistic and impactful vision of the couple falling in love and having sex. What we do not need, is sex in a tent hanging off the side of a mountain to distract from the pain of a broken leg (seriously, how good is Ajay at the sex if it can be used as pain meds for a broken leg?). “Darkhaast”
The plot of this movie is Akshay in love with Raveena Tandon and being drawn into a world of gangsters and criminals because of his great love for her. Now, I haven’t seen the whole movie, but I really don’t think mud-sex with Raveena’s much older sister Rekha can possibly be consistent with the rest of the film. “In the Night No Control”
I love this song, but oh my gosh it makes no sense!!!! Our hero, burning for vengeance, takes time out to sing about love rabbits? “Macho”
Okay, what are your movie songs that make no sense at all and ruin the movie for you?