Get ready to put your thinking caps on! I have 6 sex song options for you, and you get to decide which is sexiest. Or of course write in a vote for a different one.
Okay, here are my limitations:
- Either actual sex or foreplay that is leading to sex, something beyond just holding hands.
- Not a dance song or a mountain top song, but reality based (so, not “Tauba Tumhare”, but yes “Main Yahaan Hoon”)
- Essentially, the soft porn options
With that in mind, ready to see Shahrukh and various actresses Get It On? In a censor approved way?
And I AM ranking them!!!! Listed in my personal opinion of sexiest to least sexy:
Most Sexy, “Ab Hain Neend Kise”
Next Most Sexy, “Main Yahaan Hoon”
First option, “Where’s the Party Tonight?”
Third most sexy, “Yaadon Main”
Fourth Most sexy, another early one, that I suppose you could argue isn’t foreplay because Juhi is a Good Girl, but it really feels like they are seconds away from intercourse, “Kehti Hai Dil Ki Lagi”
And finally, least sexy, just for the sake of completion, “Saans”. Eh.
Okay, what’s your ranking? 1 through 6, most sexy to least sexy, GO!
dontcallitbollywood 
I don’t know if they count but Tumhe Jo Maine Dekha from Main Hoon Na and San Sanana from Asoka.
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I would say Roshni Se fits the bill closest, but I reject Tumhe Jo Maine Dekha and San Sanana because they are SRK being sexy, but not actual sex songs.
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Hah at Saans being the least sexy. I just watched the 2nd half of JTHJ on my day off and… why Yash Chopra why. Is the worst acting Katrina has ever done or what? I don’t find her *this* bad in her other movies. What was going on here? The coldest fish I’ve ever seen. Poor SRK having to play off that.
I believe more and more now that Imtiaz saw this movie and wanted to write a romance for SRK and Anushka. It is such a perfect transition from those characters to Harry and Sejal. They had so much chemistry and then he chooses the dead fish he has negative chemistry with. Make it make sense.
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I hate to be so obvious but I have to admit that “Where’s the party tonight” is such a tense stark contrast. I also like that you think it is way longer and more intense than it is. It is short, shows nothing and means everything. I also like that they are sad….realistic
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And it’s a sex scene with character and plot meaning behind it. It comes really late in the film and forever changes their relationship.
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If I have to go for a ranking for a sexy song, it would be JHMS Yadoon mein, then the juxtaposing of friendship fun and adulteral sex in KANK’s Where is the party tonight. My 3rd would go to Saans because I found it a good mix for a newly established sexual relationship (the falling in love had already happened) – contrary to many, I’m very happy with this movie and liked Katrina’s play (which matched to the character). Zaamana Deewana is one of it’s own…it’s the most impressive for the subject: making love without making love. RBGG’s sexy “na na na” song is an astonishingly good performance for a movie where both played for the first time together.
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RBGG is even more impressive remembering that Shahrukh was still shy with Juhi at that point. It took a few more films to build a real rapport in real life, and yet onscreen it was perfect from the start. Unlike Kajol and SRK where I think they became friends pretty quickly during filming of their first movie.
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Sexiest: Tauba Tumhara Yeh Ishare–I’m rebelling–this song is totally about make-up sex, happening while Shah Rukh and Rani are clearly having make-up sex in the movie, and it is no more of a fantasy than Main Yahaan Hoon is.
Next sexy: Dhire Jaalna, male and female versions combined. Combined with the next morning scene this is just killer. Note that both my top sexy songs are Shah Rukh and Rani. I like SRK/Juhi, and I like Ranishek, but when it comes to sheer chemistry, Shah Rukh/Rani blow them all away.
Third sexy: the RBGG song. Sigh. Poor Amrita. Lucky Shah Rukh and Juhi!
Fourth sexy: Choo Le Ne De Na Na from ODYHI. Even though Deepa Sahi can’t act, she is sexy and she and Shah Rukh had really nice chemistry. I even like the fountain statues coming to life.
Fifth sexy: Main Yahaan Hoon. As we’ve commented before, I love how her fantasy is much more carnal than his.
Sixth sexy: Roshni Se. Even sexier is their cute banter just after their marriage, Her: “What will you give me?” Him: “What do you want?” Her: “Your horse.” Him: “He is yours.” Her: “Now give me your clothes.” Him: “Not in front of the horse.” 🙂
I just can’t with Where’s the Party Tonight. Such a chicken move on Karan’s part to intercut the sex scene with a club number. I get the idea behind it, but ultimately I think it’s cowardice.
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JHMS is overall Shah Rukh’s sexiest movie, but the songs aren’t his sexiest. Hawayein is very romantic with a bit of sex, and Yaadon Mein is more about yearning than sex about to be consummated–too sad in other words. And Phirr has sexy moments, not the silly bit at the beginning, but their connection throughout the song, and then when she takes charge of their contact at the end, not letting him turn around to hug her. But none of them make the top six for me.
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You rebel!
Tauba is sexy and all, but do we actually see them having sex? No! Well, there is the towel moment at the beginning, but otherwise it is just wandering around Greece fully clothed.
Okay, Dheere Jalna at least follows my rules. But the sexy bit is so small! Mostly it is just Shahrukh wandering around feeling what it is like to be a human.
The RBGG song is so good! I was rewatching it thinking that, if Amrita hadn’t previously met Juhi (which I think she had), she might be justified in thinking SRK had hired a prostitute. They were so sexy.
And now I have to rewatch that song! Which I believe is exactly an hour into the the movie on Netflix.
Finally a vote for a Margaret approved song!
I tried to rewatch Roshni Se, and it is quite sexy, only Kareena looks soooooo young! It distracts me.
The club number is irritating, agree.
On Wed, Jul 3, 2019 at 6:34 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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You should re-watch Tauba as well. They are frolicking around in nothing but bed sheets. He symbolically goes down on her on the beach, singing how her body is lush like a garden which entices him. I mean!
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