Happy Easter! Let’s Look at Some Hot Indian Jesus Photos!

Happy Easter! My Dad’s gonna make a ham, and we are going to hide eggs around the apartment.

If you are a historian, you know Jesus probably looked something like this:

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But if you were raised in America, you know that Jesus looked like this:

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European features, longish (but not too long!) hair, and beard.  Also usually tall with high cheekbones.  Basically, our Lord and Savior was a hot hippy who took a lot of baths.

That Jesus-look is awfully attractive though, isn’t it?  And so, for this Holy Friday, I thought we would take a look at some hot Jesus-looking men.  Oh, and it’s not offensive, because I’m Christian myself and I teach Sunday School and everything.  Okay, maybe it’s a little offensive, but just enough to make it sexier.

Let’s start with Hrithik as Jesus-a-little-hungover-after-a-late-night-at-the-club:

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And then Hrithik as Jesus-about-to-angrily-throw-moneylenders-out-of-the-temple

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And then Shahrukh, as peaceful-Jesus-Sexily-About-to-Turn-Water-Into-Wine-But-Too-Holy-To-Really-Be-Into-It

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John Abraham, as Jesus-caught-without-sins-and-without-a-shirt

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Salman Khan as Jesus-about-to-take-on-Peter-in-a-wrestling-match-and-prove-who-is-the-real-“Rock”

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Arjun Rampal, as Jesus-after-an-image-consultant-told-him-to-be-more-“professional”

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Kunal Kapoor as Jesus-after-that-image-consultant-changed-her-mind-and-said-he-should-be-more-sexy

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Aamir Khan as Jesus-who-is-remembering-a-funny-joke-Mary Magdelene-told-him

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Varun Dhawan as Jesus-after-John the Baptist-Ducked-His-Head-Under-Water-And-Messed-Up-His-Hair

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Ranveer Singh as Jesus-crazy-cut-after-40-days-in-the-desert

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Ranbir Kapoor as Jesus-Doing-Sermon-on-the-Mount-to-Screaming-Fans

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Sanjay Dutt as Jesus-well-this-one-is-self-explanatory

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And finally, young Amitabh as Jesus-relaxing-after-a-hard-day-preaching-peace-and-justice-for-the-oppressed

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4 thoughts on “Happy Easter! Let’s Look at Some Hot Indian Jesus Photos!

  1. My sister only knows who Ranveer is because she thinks he looks like Indian Jesus, so if this is a competition, he gets my vote.


  2. Rana as Jesus – come to wrestle with the devil. And probably scare the—-out of him.

    Vijay Raaz as Jesus after fasting for 40 days. (And eating his beard out of hunger.)

    Prabhas as Jesus, proving that HIS jewelry is nicer than yours.

    And you can post that photo of Kunal Kapoor for anything. I won’t complain.


    • This are great Jesuses! I would say Prabhas is “Jesus throwing unbelievers out of the temple” Because that’s kind of what he does in the movie!

      On Sun, Apr 12, 2020 at 10:18 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:



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