Sex Marry Punch, All of Ranveer Singh’s Roles!

Look at that, thanks to the unrelenting slog of ’83, Ranveer still has a short enough filmography that we can play the game. Also, I’m not including Bhansali films, because his Bhansali roles are so insane and over the top I don’t think it is fair to throw them in with the rest.

Okay, here’s the rules! You have to use all three options, marry and sex and punch someone. But you can only Marry ONCE. One option for marriage, everyone else gets either punched or sex.

Band Baaja Baarat Ranveer

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Ladies VS Ricky Behl Ranveer

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Lootera Ranveer

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Gunday Ranveer

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Kill Dil Ranveer

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Dil Dhadakne Do Ranveer

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Befikre Ranveer

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Simmba Ranveer

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Gully Boy Ranveer

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Okay, my choices!

Marriage one shot: Gully Boy Ranveer! Sure, he’s young, and he cheats, but he’s also smart and sensitive and works really hard, and he is going to grow up to be the best of all of them.

Sex: Most Ranveers just seem exhausting, but I think Lootera, Gunday, and Simmba Ranveer could be okay with the sex.

Punch: Band Baaja Baarat, Ladies VS Ricky Behl, Kill Dil, Dil Dhadakne Do, Befikre. He has played a lot of cocky young men who need help growing up, hasn’t he?

Okay, your turn!

13 thoughts on “Sex Marry Punch, All of Ranveer Singh’s Roles!

  1. This is very challenging. Not voting on Gully Boy since I haven’t seen it.

    Marry: I think DDD Ranveer. He just seems like a regular , nice, incredibly rich guy.

    Punch: Kill Dill Ranveer for that awful hair, Befikre Ranveer because he is a butt in that film, plus apparently he’s trying to make a living being a Hindi comedian in Paris which would really annoy me if I were dating him.

    Sex: All other Ranveers.


    • DDD Ranveer doesn’t seem annoyingly energetic to you? Plus, think of the in-laws you’d have to put up with! Constantly dealing with the Anil-Shefali drama.

      Agree on your Punch choices. A little concerned that you are willing to Sex Lootera Ranveer. He is just going to end up crying and drowning you in existentional angst. Although, you are a Bengali film fan, so you should be used to that.

      On Tue, Jul 7, 2020 at 2:27 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:



  2. Marry – DDD Ranveer. I like the balance of energy and sweetness.

    Sex – BBB Ranveer, and probably Gully Boy just because I can’t punch him.

    Punch – the rest


    • You’re right, Gully Boy Ranveer is un-punchable. Even when he is cheating on his girlfriend, it’s more of a smack upside the head and “wake up!” kind of feeling and not an angry punch. Good thing I am marrying him!

      On Tue, Jul 7, 2020 at 1:41 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:


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  3. At my age, it would be “marry, punch, adopt.” Frankly, none of them seem like good marriage material – too immature. I’d have to adopt them all. As their mother, I would not hesitate to give his different personas a strong swat on the butt. So, adopt/punch are it for me.


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