Yaaaay, Shahrukh! And Don 2! And Friday WatchAlong, this is the best of all possible things!
Right here starting at 3pm Chicago time (so in about half an hour). Press PLAY on Don 2 on whatever sources you prefer, and then start commenting along with us.
Don/Shahrukh is soooooooooooo good at insulting sneering.
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I assume that is exactly how Don calls for late night hook ups.
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Ah, good old Nokia phones! I love how India still loves the phones even if the company is almost completely dead now
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Hey, Om Puri! He hasn’t been onscreen for a long long time.
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This place looks really cool! Genevieve, do you know what it is?
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I was prepping dinner’s chicken in the kitchen…. Sorry.
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I forgive you, you made it back for the romantic finale
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ACH! THat is in front of the history museum I’ve never gotten to see right next to museum ISLAND. DOESN’T IT LOOK COOL! I really want see it in person. (I went back to see where it was)
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It looks so cool! It is the perfect place to meet your secret banker contact.
On Fri, Jul 31, 2020 at 5:27 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Jabbar in a fire fighter’s uniform… oof. Okay something is wrong with me when I find Kunal Kapoor cute and Nawab Shah hot.
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It’s the Shahrukh/Don sex vortex! Everything is distorted by it’s power!
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Lol, I wasn’t gonna say this, but me too
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“Guten Tag”! I totally know what that means! My 8 years of German language study was not wasted!
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You and my 5-year-old, who learned it at preschool!
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How much do you think Tag Huer paid Farhan for all of the product placements in this movie?!
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I was just assuming it was part of Shahrukh’s duties as Brand Ambassador. Like how he has all those Hondas in all those movies.
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What? In like his contract for the film has to include those product placements?
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Yep.
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This seems absurd though. There is a watch scene every minute!
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I hope they paid a TON.
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This could be a drinking game. Drink everytime there is a watch shot in this movie. We would all be “tullllly” as they say in India.
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NICE explosions!
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Even fake firemen are kinda sexy.
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I think this is the premise that keeps the male stripper industry afloat
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Male strippers always make me think of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend’s crying strippers.
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FYI this bank is in an area of Berlin I am NOT familiar with.Somewhere in the West.
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Good on the film scouts, getting out of the usual touristy area.
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This movie is making me really want to visit Berlin. I have never been.
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Nor have I, and same!
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You should both go, and tell me how the History Museum is (right next to Museum Island) as they were still building it when I left.
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So, if I buy a Tag Heur watch, I can blow things up with it?
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If you want to waste that much money on a watch you are blowing something…
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He’s a terrible singer!
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But he can go from angry to sexy on a dime!
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Because his angry IS sexy.
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Jaggar’s boobs are bigger than PC’s, right? It’s really distracting.
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Oh yeah! He has some curves!
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Controversial opinion: Even Shahrukh cannot make a gas mask sexy.
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Why isn’t he standing on the floor?
Because it isn’t as cool.
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Something about things getting activated according to Kunal
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White dudes are the worst
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Mom, why didn’t they make a Don 3? – I am now explaining affairs to my sons.
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Also, try to explain why a 40-something successful director and father of two feels the need to divorce his wife and try to be a rock star
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Their dad plays music, I don’t want to deal with the nightmares that would cause.
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And actor
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Ha! You could tell them that the director decided he wanted to become an actor and a singer. Silly director! But that doesn’t seem like as much fun as explaining affairs!
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Affairs are easier to explain than midlife crises.
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Even when facing death he doesn’t stop sneering?
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“Was ist Los?” I know that too!
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Wait, that’s ‘was it lost/ loose?’
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Nah, what is wrong.
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All the people who hadn’t picked up their packages yet, the birthday gifts, the mail order shoes, that’s the real tragedy! Everything has bullet holes now.
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The wet suit is the line for me, I no longer find Don or Shahrukh sexy. Looks like a fish
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Don’t like PC, but boy is this sexy
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Again, such great plans…
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Although, also sexy with Om Puri
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Angry sex!!
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I don’t like her, but their kinky cuffs just lit the screen on fire.
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Oh oh! Now he is all in black! See? He started out trying to be on the side of the good, to turn witness and get out clean, but now he is all bad bad bad
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bad bad bad
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PC- SRK chemistry is seriously out of control in this movie!
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It’s true. Poor Don 3.
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Ready for a horrific thought? What if they made it but recast SRK with Nick Jonas
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THAT is a horrific thought.
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Eeeck. No. Farhan should instead get SRK and PC will agree to act in Don 3 by giving Nick a cameo and SRK more unlimited Tag placements. I am desparate here and if Farhan put half his mid-life-crisis energy into this as he does on training for his next sports film, he could make it happen! I also belive in unicorns.
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I’m sticking with “Boman kills PC in the opening sequence filmed using a body double, Don goes on a revenge spree” as the perfect Don 3 plot.
Possible but not necessary reveal that Roma had a baby by Don and didn’t tell him and it ends with him and his daughter happy on the beach in Malaysia,
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Oh oh! This is the part that got screams in my theater (from the 5 people in my group). It’s the SEX POLICE! They are the SEX POLICE!!!!
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My friends and I are very mature.
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Boring Dude don’t even try!!
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Ha, I didn’t even notice he was there! Poor boring dude
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They are walking along in a tunnel having dialogue with each other, but all I see is SEX
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Yes, and it felt like the actors were talking to eachother, not the characters.
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Lol
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In my head I am both screaming “KISS” as well as “Just Not PC!” it is hard to decide which way the scales will go
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Kiss Boman, Kiss Boman!
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YES! That’s the true love-hate pairing of the series!
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NO reason to run back when you can one handed cartwheel for cover!
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See also, shooting people when you can hand-to-hand with them instead
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I love watching women beat up men. Even Priyanka.
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You gotta watch Akira, if you haven’t yet,
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I did, it was awesome, but the ending was a bummer.
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My eight year old thought the police uniforms had SEX on them.
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I’m 27 years older than him and I also think the uniforms have SEX on them
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It is a K isn’t it?
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Yes, but my brain refuses to process that no matter how many times I see this movie.
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This is the only evidence for Don not being Bi, he has no sense of how incredibly unsexy Arjun is
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I’ve no idea about the plot btw
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I don’t think any of us do. PC is the SEX police is as far as I can go,
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Don got everyone in to rob this bank, but then he double crossed them and escaped without them. But then the police caught him. So now he is back in the bank to free the hostages. RIGHT???
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Unless it is all a Clever Plan
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I don’t want to spoil it for Kirre
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Shahrukh’s gun is so big!
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That’s what she said.
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I’m still writing Don 3 in my head. 5 minutes before this, while hiding in an elevator and without taking off their bulletproof vests, Don impregnated Roma. But he doesn’t know it until after she is killed at the start of Don 3.
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Worst elevator sex EVER.
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Yeah, but I feel pretty confident Don can still get a lady pregnant. His gun is so big
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they are lighting the screen on fire!
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So many guns, but now we get punches!
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All the tall people are picking on poor wittle bitty SRK
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The five year old and I are acting this out.
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I think your height difference is about the same as SRK and Boman
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Seeing SRK and PC next to each other in tight black shirts and black pants makes me think I am pretty sure they have the same waist size and can share clothes.
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She did steal his jacket.
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Don’t even go there
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ROMANCE!
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The 11 year old says all good movies end with people dying, so Priyanka should die. They really want Don 3.
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I had the opposite rule when I was 11, no movies where people die.
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I still go by Margaret’s rule as a 11 year old. No movies where people die! No sad endings!
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He has been watching a lot of superhero films, and usually they always have a dead friend.
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This is my only complaint about A Flying Jatt, which is otherwise the perfect movie. Too sad!
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The Godfather ending!
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The reveal!
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White shirt! White shirt! Under black. See? He was pretending to be bad but actually still good.
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