Let’s check in on the world of light celebrity content and see what we can find! Nothing will ever be as good as Harshwardhan’s essay about “sneaker culture”, but I can always hope.
First, Tiger sang a song! It is, based on this brief excerpt, not good. I feel like they probably spent more time perfecting Tiger’s “singer look” than his actual singing.
Alia posted a sweet thing for her Dad’s birthday, awwwwww. You must click to the second photo because Alia was a very very round baby, in the best sense of things.
HA! Kajol! I love that she remembered the anniversary of silly Hamesha, and I love how young and goofy she and Saif look here.
I don’t think I need to watch this video, nor do you, but just the knowledge that Harsh made a FIFTEEN MINUTES LONG unboxing video of sneakers makes me happy. The world inside his head is just so, I don’t know, delightfully empty?
Okay, that’s all I got!
dontcallitbollywood 
Just had an unexpected moment of crossover on my Twitter feed, Dia Mirza showed up on the international news side:
https://www.mobilize.us/votefwd/event/319667/
Good on her, doing things to make the world a better place.
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Gah, wrong link:
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I was really hoping that was the right link! I want Lin Manuel Miranda to write a musical for Dia. Or Dia to produce a movie for Lin Manuel.
On Tue, Sep 22, 2020 at 8:09 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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So long as he doesn’t sing in it!
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Today is Unni Mukundan Birthday and I more excited than I should be really.
Do you remember when I told you he launched his own production house and I hoped he will make a nice romantic movie? Obviously he made the opposite and announced an action film. Still I’m not disappointed 😉 :
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Ooooo, look how good his butt looks in those jeans!
On Tue, Sep 22, 2020 at 8:15 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Man of action, eh. I bet.
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The Harsh video really made me laugh…he is so passionate and serious about the shoes!!!
Hmmm…maybe Rhea should make a male version of Aisha for him??
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You didn’t watch the whole video, did you? I didn’t think anyone would watch the whooooooooooooooole video! That just sounds like madness.
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Oh god no…I skipped ahead and saw a few snippets here and there…though there was one funny part…Harsh was talking about how expensive the sneakers are and commented that he will have to do mainstream movies to afford them…it was priviledged/clueless/entitled/flippant on so many levels…I just cracked up!
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He is such a delightfully harmless dimbulb! I just want him to find some nice woman to take care of him and stay home and play with his sneakers and have babies. Too pure for this world.
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Harsh did support Rhea, so his head is not totally empty but only almost totally. I love him and all but I’m glad someone else will have to marry him and make sure he doesn’t walk into traffic or something.
Is Tiger going bald? I think he’d sound nice if he could hold a note without autotune.
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I think Rhea and Sonam should go old school and pick out a wife for Harsh, because I do not trust him to choose for himself.
Is Jackie bald? Is it in his jeans?
On Tue, Sep 22, 2020 at 9:40 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Didn’t he have a crush on a Kardashian or something similar? He was tagging her on insta god bless him. So there’s no way you could make him choose someone sensible.
Jackie’s hair has thinned but I don’t think he’s totally bald. So maybe it will thin a bit and stay there.
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I know Diljit Dosanjh had a crush on a Kardashian, but it seems like the kind of thing Harsh would do too.
On Tue, Sep 22, 2020 at 9:50 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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It might have been another one, but one of those influencer body girls.
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My friend made me watch the entirety of the Tiger song video, and I can assure you, it’s absolutely horrible. The lyrics are bad, the video is awkward, there is really nothing redeemable about that video. Unless you like Tiger with long hair. But he only dances for like 20 seconds and it’s not even that good dancing, even for Tiger, and then the girl dances and then the video just ends and it’s so weird and none of it makes any sense.
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This is not making me want to watch the video! Don’t make me do it!
On Wed, Oct 7, 2020 at 5:06 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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