It’s time to finalize our 2021 wishes! So we can write them down and burn them up at midnight on the 1st, or whatever ritual you want to do. I’m gonna have a series of more specific posts up over the next day or so, but I want to start us off with a big anything goes kind of brainstorming.
Okay, off the top of my head, things I want in the next year:
Karan Johar Marries a Man
Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas Have a Highly Choreographed Divorce
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Hrithik Roshan and Sussanne Khan Remarry
Your turn! Give me anything you want to happen!
I want Varun Dhawan to get married. I think it will help his career if filmmakers view him as a more mature person.
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Yes! And I also think he and Natasha are just super cute together.
On Tue, Dec 29, 2020 at 7:40 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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I want Kangana to completely go away and stop getting on everyone’s nerves
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Thank you, I was trying to think of a nice way to say that. We aren’t wishing her ill exactly, she could be perfectly happy, just not near us.
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All of the above. Including the comments. Especially the Nick Priyanka one. I know it’s mean, but I can’t tolerate her at all, and that relationship makes absolutely zero sense. I do want KJo to get married…I think he’s too set in his ways for that to happen.
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Yes! I just want Nick and Priyanka to break up so we can move on. They’ve both gotten a nice career boost, and there is no baby, so it’s time to break up. Maybe they were scheduled to break up this year but COVID delayed things? No point in a break up without lots and lots of choreographed public appearances without rings and so on.
On Wed, Dec 30, 2020 at 1:34 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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I just read Preity Zinta new tweet and what fo you think, is she pregnant? I hope.
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I don’t know, it’s pretty ambigious. I want her to be pregnant if she wants to be pregnant, but I’m not sure she does.
On Wed, Dec 30, 2020 at 5:18 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Doesn’t KJo already have a main squeeze? And I’m totally on board about “Chopra-Jonas”, as her recent film promo calls her. She always looks so wrong next to Nick, like she’s all out there and he’s just hanging on. And as for Sussanne and Hrithik, no, no,no. Wasn’t she recently arrested in a drug raid at a club? He’s already making excuses for a bunch of media stuff. He doesn’t need her.
And hooray to Surya! Kangana needs to drop off the face of the earth. But first she has to write, produce, direct, and star in a film that flops so bad she can’t blame anybody but herself. THEN she drops off the face of the earth.
Now me. Here are my wishes. Arjun cheats on Malaika. It’s nasty, I know. But I’m so tired the way too many publicity shots of her “rocking it in a bikini” and “charming in royal blue” and “thrilling her fans (what fans?) in sexy yoga pants”. I have a good wish too. Anurag directs Harsh in a blockbuster sports biopic, SS Rajamoiuli tags him for an epic remake of Asoka, and Scorsese offers him millions to come to Hollywood. His star eclipses his sister’s and his father’s, he becomes the darling of two continents, and he forgets all about sneakers.
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According to KJos very very honest memoir, he’s had only one serious relationship, and that only lasted a year. He says he keeps falling in love with people he can’t have and then breaking his heart. Poor KJo!!!! He also says that his best-friend-since-22 Manish Malhotra is the “sunshine” in his life and they go for walks every morning and sit on a bench together. So I want him and Manish to look at each other and suddenly realize they are in love after all these years.
Yes! PC and Nick just don’t look RIGHT together. I know it’s superficial, but it seems like real couples get sort of adjusted to each other over time in a way that comes through in photos. Nick and PC, it’s still like they are on different planets.
Sussanne was arrested at a club because of COVID rules, not drugs. Still not great of course. But she and Hrithik are such awesome co-parents! And so supportive of each other in general! And neither has had a serious public relationship since the divorce! I just want them to get back together and be happy.
Awwww, I like Arjun and Malaika together. Such a forbidden sort of odd couple pairing, I think it must be love.
I like all your Harsh wishes, except I feel sad for the sneakers. I’m picturing them sitting home in their closet going “why doesn’t he love us any more? Why has he abandoned us?”
On Wed, Dec 30, 2020 at 8:12 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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I love the idea of Kangana having the biggest flop of her career and then going away.
Also, Alia and Ranbir finally break-up. Alia goes on to have a wonderful career and people finally realize that Ranbir can’t act and stop making him sound like the greatest thing to happen to acting.
Neither of my wishes are likely to come true but one can always hope!
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I am going to be generous and want Kangana to have a big flop and go away and then finally get therapy/medication for her problems and go on to live a happy life in obscurity. But mostly just go away.
Alia and Ranbir break up, Ranbir is so nasty and ugly about it that it turns off even his hardened fans and he has to retreat to an apology tour and character roles.
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You know, I’m going to buck the trend. Alia and Ranbir should stay together. She’s a nice potential daughter in law for poor widowed Neetu who really needs all our love now.
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Neetu has a puppy, she’s FINE
On Wed, Dec 30, 2020 at 12:32 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Respectfully disagree 🤣
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Lets play Indian Matchmaking! If you were a matchmaker who would you pick the following unmarried people to marry lol: Salman Khan, Katrina Kaif, Prabhas, Anushka Shetty, Tamannaah? I don’t know who else but these are ones that come top of my head Haha I feel like that annoying Aunty that just wants everyone to get married
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I want everyone to get married always! Salman’s wedding would be insane, can you imagine the partying? Kat I want to get married so she can rub it in everyone’s faces who looked down on her. Prabhas I want to get married so we can get mini-Prabhas’s. The other two, don’t care as much, because I think it might affect their careers and I like their acting.
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Lets say they wanted an arrange marriage, who would would you pair them with?
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I want Kat to marry Prince Harry. I know, he’s married already, but I still want it to happen somehow.
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Hmmm I don’t think PZ is preggers. Or maybe I don’t want her to be because I want her in my production in November and it might throw a wrench into my plans. Selfish, but I think that’s what’s ok on this thread. Plus I think if she wanted a kid she would have one by now. She is my neighbor after all, so I should know. But I would LOVE IT if she adopted.
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YES! I want her to adopt too! I want her to foster-to-adopt some older kid, wouldn’t that be great?
On Wed, Dec 30, 2020 at 12:29 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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That would be perfect. Plus she could so easily adopt from India (even I ha a leg up as NRI until rules changed) that I imagine her as a mom to a 9 year old. You know, my son’s new BFF. After AbRam, bc he wants to play Minecraft with him.
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Yes! And she already has a dog, and a dog needs a boy.
On Wed, Dec 30, 2020 at 12:34 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Plus her dog and my dog are basically the same dog (Dutch Shepherd, Belgian Shepherd) so potAto pot-ah-to. They kids can take the dogs to the Boneyard dog park together. It’s in between where we live.
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