Yaaaaaaaaaaay! It’s early, it’s chilly, I’m ready to make fun of SRK! Oh, and because it is SO early, if no one joins within 15 minutes, I’ll call it and let it go.
Guddu! Available for rent on all major services! And, hopefully, now the complete version with the full ending.
In a few minutes at 7am I will put up an “and PLAY” comment and we will all go from there.
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Prepare yourself! Awesome classic song coming up! The only reason most people remember this movie!
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Karma Sutra Cave! I was telling the 14 year old about this in the car last night trying to convince him to watch this with me. It didn’t work.
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Well yeah, girls are yucky
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All his friends are getting girlfriends, but he has no interest. It doesn’t help that his friends do not appear to have real relationships with their girlfriends.
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No! At 14? That age of enormous emotional maturity?
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Trying to catch up again… you all in the cave yet?
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Yep! Just got here
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What are the odds of hiding from the rain in a Kama Sutra Cave?????
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I have never been to India, as far as I know sexy people carved into caves are EVERYWHERE!
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Is this cave like an american equivalent to say “makeout point?”
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Seems like the only logical reason you would create a remote cage with sexy carvings in it?
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Nah, I think there is no AMerican equivalent.
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😁
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An abandoned Playboy club?
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👯♂️😛
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Sorry that emoji was creepier than I meant 😅
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Love the cut to his mother “sensing something”. Genevieve! Prepare yourself for this moment of motherhood!
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If something happens to him “I’ll never forgive YOU!” – Wow.
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Oh, okay, flash back, and father didn’t perform ritual to save his child from a short life span because he doesn’t believe. Now I get it.
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This is when SRK is a baby, so they have normal art on the wall instead of posters of him
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That’s a horrible thing to say to a parent …
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So we can agree, they totally had sex while spending the night together in a Kama Sutra cave, yes? No way that stayed PG13?
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I don’t know if they went ALL THE WAY, but I’m sure there was some heavy petting at least.
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He survived the sex cave!
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Yes, and Now He Is a Man. I’m guessing.
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Let’s see if he starts acting mature and gets a job.
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My people have a totally different process and I’ll tell you its not as exciting (unless you could the party after the bar mizvah)
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The last bar mizvah I went to was better than a wedding. SO MUCH FUN!
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No wonder spelunkers are so happy
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HA!
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BEFORE my husband was my husband, or even my boyfriend, we went spelunking. So yeah, it must be the caves.
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I recognize the Mom actress, pretty sure this isn’t the last time she played SRK’s Mom. OH! It’s Deepti Naval! She’s, like a BIG DEAL! Kind of disappointed she went from off-beat heroine to “Mom” so quickly, she was big in the 80s clever social farces.
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Ooooh so pretty! Switzerland ?
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I thought they were too patriotic to go to Switzerland? Oh but there was that conversation about plane flights…
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There are a fair number of Paragliders where I live, honestly it looks terrifying, and then they land in the middle of nowhere and have to walk to the nearest road to get picked up. One of them is famous who lives in town, and sometimes she lands in her backyard.
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Ballooning is the one I don’t get. You just go until you land, somewhere? At least paragliders are easy to carry, Balloons you are really stuck until your truck comes to pick you up.
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Hmm, I feel like Ballooning is safer. Instead of riding thermals up higher into the air, you are controlling elevation yourself. Of course you can’t really control course…
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Here’s something interesting! Deepti, the Mom actress, directed a movie in 2009 starring Manisha! So apparently they remained friends since shooting this film together.
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why were their gliders tied with shoelaces?
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Safety?
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OH wait, you mean it wasn’t a good idea to fly like a bird? ANd who was the evil laugher hanglider?
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Don’t know, and we may never find out!
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So far in this movie, I’ve learned India is full of Kama Sutra caves, and cars full of rapists.
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Movies in general show that there are Eve Teasers and possible rapists EVERYWHERE, just waiting to attack women.
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This is true for north India Delhi region at least
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😆
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Just pull over and switch drivers! SWITCH DRIVERS!
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Or put his foot on the brake! But maybe they shouldn’t have stolen the jeep, or maybe he should have been forgiving and had given the owner a ride? I don’t know, it isn’t like the owner of the jeep deserved forgivenss, but it does feel a bit wrong to just take someone’s car.
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Civil Hospital, down the road is it’s rival, Rude Hospital
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ha ha ha
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Well at least it’s a civil hospital.. I hate those uncivil hospitals… so rude!
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You both had the same joke!
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We are both GENIUSES
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Now they have a poster glued to the outside of their house?
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Where can I get a SRK sexy pilot poster?
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It’s a promo photo from Baazigar! I am a little proud that I know that.
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She’s blind, so now she can draw like Monet.
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I am trying to do a Monet puzzle right now and it is SO HARD. Everything’s very blurry
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Cataracts. They create genius and very difficult puzzles.
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My Dad just got his fixed and now is all cocky about being able to see better than everyone else in the family instead of worse. Of course, now he can’t be a famous artist.
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Why isn’t Guddu visiting?
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Guilt?
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I had an MRI when a was a little little kid and started getting headaches! My parents gave me the films a bit ago, now I want to get them out of the closet and look at MY BRAIN.
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You would think the parents could stop fighting about religion in the doctor’s office.
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I don’t know, I feel like a doctor probably gets to overhear a lot of religiou fights.
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After that night his fragrence is in her breath. So i guess they at least had oral sex.
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OH! GENEVIEVE!!!!
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“Eye transplant kya hota hai” was Shahrukh’s pick for the stupidest line he ever had to say on film!
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I kind of love Auntie for standing up for Manisha. He did ruin her life! They should hate him!
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Polyclinic?
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They weren’t planning to invite SRK to this convo? Just his parents and also their super close friend?
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My best friend died of a tumor. He was 30.
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Oh shoot Genevieve! I forgot to give you a warning on this movie! It’s totally unrelated to your situation or really ANYTHING in real life. You can safely put it in the land of fairies and flying horses and stuff.
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That is okay, it isn’t a child’s death. And my friend Stefan is about as opposite from SRK as possible.
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I think “life taking tumor” is a literally translation of how the Hindi phrase is, and I kind of like it.
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Oh the man, the only difference in our love is I don’t become hysterical. She should divorce him.
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She just needs to RELAX, like he tells her.
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Right. I’m sure relaxed parents all have living children.
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Well, at least they make things less awkward for other people in the room with them, and that’s most important.
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Michael Jackson is talking to him?
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I noticed him too!! Okay he is hard to miss. I don’t know the tennis player though I am happy it is a female sports hero.
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yes
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His death serves a purpose – he can give his love his eyes!!!
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YES! which is kind of closing the circle, since his tumor headache caused the car accident which made her blind.
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She can’t see, but that is no reason not to apply mascara and eyeshadow!
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But LESS mascara and eyeshadow than before she was blind. That’s how you know she is sick.
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hmmm. I’ll have to do before and after comparisons, because even while sick it is A LOT of make up.
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Did we see giant paintbrushes for a second before we got to Foggy Paris?
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yes! I was going to comment on the set but then it disappeared.
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So dapper in his Zoot Suit!
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oooh, and for a bit there she was singing in front of a broken tinfoil bridge.
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Soooooo muuuuch tin foil!!!
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SHe is feeling her painting – she should totally move into sculptures.
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Who is painting her fingernails?
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Maybe they are paint by braille numbers?
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HA!
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How does she not have more questions about where the eyes are going to come from?
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So I have been reading SO MANY romance books, and all lovers have to face trials. Their trial is just a bit more over the top than most.
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The problem with romance novels is hitting that balance of not TOO much of a trial (“you killed my father!”) but also not so little that it’s just stupid (“you said something mean to me at a dance once!”)
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YES Auntie! First he sleeps with her, then he blinds her, and now he is seducing her in her bedroom! He should be thrown out of the house, he’s terrible.
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BUT HE WILL GIVE HER HIS EYES!
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So now it’s okay for him to sneak into her bedroom and have sex whenevs?
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Did they have sex? What did I miss!?
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Auntie dragged him out saying he was gonna RUIN her in her bedroom. And then changed her tune to “eh, fine, go to her bedroom whenever you want”
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This movie is over the top, but really, it is bad mostly because, it is a bit boring. Even SRK’s charm can’t totally save it.
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How can it be boring? There is SO MUCH PLOT
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There is a lot of conversation, that is for sure. ANd a super extended period of no happiness and lots of tears and yelling.
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I’ll drink your blood???
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Yes, very odd threat, have not heard it in any other film.
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Bad translation?
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No, I know enough Hindi to know he actually said that. Very odd.
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This is a very common Hindi way of saying I’ll suck life out of you
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Or even life force
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I had a feeling it was something with a deeper meaning, that something was lost in translation. Thank you for clarifying! If I may ask, are there particular circumstances when this expression is commonly used?
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Usually when there’s a relative who just won’t leave. Or someone who is so parasitic that literally they will drain everything off you, even your blood before leaving. Or if you spend some with someone and walk out feeling dead, where you are just constantly restraining yourself from losing it….
My dad used to say this when i was growing up when he was really disliking and wanting to avoid someone –
He or she is a blood drinker (translated)
I used to find it very funny because of his emotion and how he showed his strong dislike. He didn’t sweat so this is about as far as he would go to say bad words about someone else
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This is great! Thank you! FWIW Do you know the U.S. comedy tv show (also movie) “What We Do in the Shadows”? Most of the vampire characters are “blood drainers” but one character is an “Energy Vampire” and drains people’s life force by talking to them about pretty boring things in a suck the air out of the room way! I’ll bet it’s not a coincidence.
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No i don’t know of it. But yes that sounds similar!!!!
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Plenty more to find on YT
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There’s another concept of blood with feeling infuriated – it’s literally called burning one’s own blood when one is feeling infuriated
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Sounds similar to the expression of boiling blood. As in, “I’m so angry my blood is boiling!”
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Yep similar
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Also “khoon piyu” Is way more fun to say than blood drinker 😛😛
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Oooooo, her uncle is the only doctor who can save his life, but if he saves his life, then he can’t donate his eyes to Manisha. This seems like a conflict of interest for Doctor Uncle.
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