Yaaaaaaaaaaay! It’s early, it’s chilly, I’m ready to make fun of SRK! Oh, and because it is SO early, if no one joins within 15 minutes, I’ll call it and let it go.
Guddu! Available for rent on all major services! And, hopefully, now the complete version with the full ending.
In a few minutes at 7am I will put up an “and PLAY” comment and we will all go from there.
dontcallitbollywood 
5% chance of life, odds aren’t good.
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Yeah, but he’s the hero of the movie, so seems like it will probably work.
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Well now Dad needs to RELAX. It’s not gonna be helpful to yell at the doctor who can save your son’s life.
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Did I just spy a child’s book on the shelf called “Ears, Nose, and Throat”? Where did this guy get his medical license? Sesame Street ?
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This is why you should go to America for your surgeries.
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Ah, the old printers. I had one at the bookstore I worked at in to the 2010s. It was getting harder and harder to find the paper for it.
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We used ours for Print Shop but I might be dating myself
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I babysat the nephews of the guy who created print shop!
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Wow! Six degrees!
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“Saaaaaaliiiinaaaa, I just met a girl named Salina….” 🎵
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There are even posters on outdoor decks!
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They must have had a really good coupon for photo printing at walgreens
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The phones are super colorful.
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And that guy put a poster outside his window!
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She can’t see, but she can still do dance moves.
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It’s all done with wires and cgi
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So many flowering bushes! The gardens look nice.
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Now Shahrukh, revealing your secrets in song!
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a prelude to his actual confession
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I am your candle and you are my moth – is that supposed to be romantic, or is it purposely alluding to love causing death?
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I think love causing death
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Who are all these strangers watching them?
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It just looks funny because they don’t have smart phones with video cameras, at the time you just walked up and stared instead.
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People drawn to a crying woman who want to make sure he isn’t attacking her. Honestly people watching them in a public place is comforting.
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The Mona Lisa? Instead of SRK’s poster, they have the Mona Lisa?
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Same difference
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If I didn’t know about the stigma of being a widow his reluctance would make no sense at all. If they were American it would be “Hell yes! Lets get married and have lots of sex before you die.”
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And then in a romance novel it would turn out to be a misdiagnosis and there’d be this whole “oh no! we are falling in love after marriage”
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But they are already in love!
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In a romance they would be pretending they WEREN’T in love because he hates pity or something stupid.
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We read that book, where THIS was the plot. She thought she was dying so he agreed to live with her and then he fell in love with her and thank goodness, she DIDN’T die. It was actually a good book.
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Oh! That deer head thing… yick! all the fur is gone… 🤢
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The dead animal decor is not something I’ve ever been fond of. Though I do enjoy eating meat.
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Very odd in a house that is so devout.
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Instead of Shahrukh, he has a giant poster of the Kaab on his wall?
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he’s really enjoying touching that leopard
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I have a kangaroo skin from when I was 13 and my family went to Australia. I can pet it and it doesn’t feel dead. It feels almost like I’m petting a cat.
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Okay, the two lead singers here are big deal comic actors. So they agreed to be in this movie, just to pretend to be Qawwali singers? This is very odd.
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I dont’ know them but got a friendly vibe…. thought maybe they were the real singers…
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It must be the friendly vibe. That must be what the director was going for. Trying to make the whole thing less forboding?
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Yes… that… and sorry… meant in the tradition of the “friendly”: appearance of a cameo by an actor not really in the movie
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I recognized them! This is odd.
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Really digging this number…. has some heart in it
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When she closes her eyes her make up makes it look like she actually has bruises.
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Wait, is he not over 18 yet? I find that Sex Cave scene a lot more disturbing now.
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😆
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Such a different energy to this one… I think it’s one of my favorites so far …
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Okay, so the father doesn’t want Guddu to give away his eyes after death because he doesnt’ want to believe Guddu will die?
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FYI, Hinduism is usually interpreted as forbidding transplants. So finding donors and breaking that social taboo is a Big Deal in India. This whole ridiculous plot does have that grain of sincere desire to spread awareness.
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But the Dad isn’t Hindu?
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YES! I find it very confusing, but maybe the movie is saying “look, devout Mom is good with organ donation, devout people can be into it”?
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Shahrukh couldn’t dress nice even for court?
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Teenagers don’t give a whatever…
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ONly for songs where he dances.
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Oh wait… here’s wearing his Rock-a-Billy… that’s like a kind of tuxedo among the teens of that time
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His dad is using a poor man as a prop, but his dad has money, why can’t he just feed the guy’s kids?
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Rock-a-billy!
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Now you’ve got me googling it
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There have been quite a few outfits in numerous movies I’ve tried to find online maybe for sale…
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And how does he know the eye transplant will help this dude? Maybe his blindness is totally different?
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cuz you know… medicine stuff
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Ah ha, this dad, not thinking his wife’s desires matter.
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This is actually the movie foley’s big scene… that book slapping and the gavel which
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Is this Lata?
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Probably? Checking. Yep! First and only Lata song in the movie! Good ear.
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I’m a little proud of myself!
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I kind of like the “what is going on in your head office?” demand. It’s cute.
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I’m going to say this to my wife from now on
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Parental love is much stronger than romantic. Even though she will be with her husband after her son’s death. But I am not Indian, I don’t have the idea that wives must submit to husbands.
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I like those guys behind the judge… they would totally win in a game of statues
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SO MANY TEARS
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How is the judge not cutting off this big speech?
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Here I’ll do it…. “order in the court, order in the court…!”
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She fainted rather than defy her husband or son.
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I do that a lot when my wife asks me to do the dishes
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I love a good shouting at God scene.
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…. it’s me Margaret…. 😉
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Which God is the home temple to?
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Krishna, the trickster.
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Maybe Dad will die in a car accident and mom will let Guddu give away his eyes?
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I was just thinking that before the scene…. would be soooo easy to fix everything
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So he’s gonna win by default because God caused a traffic jam?
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SRK got to court so much faster than his father! Wouldn’t they have hit the same traffic jam?
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naw… he can fly
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So Krishna created the traffic jam and kept his dad out of court so SRK could give his eyes to Salina. BUT as of yet Krishna has yet to save SRK from the brain tumor.
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Even better, Krishna created the traffic jam to cause a heart attack in Dad, thereby giving Selina her eyes without killing SRK!
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But SRK still appeared to by dying on the steps?
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But he finally agreed to the 5% chance operation!
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Oh, I missed that.
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For some reason I wished they had switched the father part out to Amitabh just now, he would have been great doing this whole journey to the courthouse scene..
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Oh S$*^! Dad dies from um, I have no idea what dad dies from, and Salina gets his eyes. Oh no, they are both dying together. DAMN!
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Ohhh,… so that’s why they call it ICU… because it used to have windows to the rooms
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Oh dear.
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Who is the man in the colorful shirt in the temple?
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Maybe one of those servant/friends rich people have?
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what he like the house butler or something ?
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OH, crap, even Ma is mad at God now!
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Ok… I’m gonna call this… dad dies and gives his good brain and eyes to SRK… SRK gives his eyes to his lady friend… all is well.
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REally? A BRAIN TRANSPLANT! Okay.
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😬
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And you supposed to push on the chest harder and faster than that?
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Yeah, I think so.
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This is why you need tgo to America
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OMG that’s morris code coming out of the heart monitor… 😄
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What does it spell? Death?
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Okay, have we all seen Soapdish? And if not, WHY have you not seen Soapdish? Because it’s the same ending! But played perfectly seriously/not seriously.
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