I’m not talking about, like, hair clippings. I have never had any luck finding stuff like that. But there is plenty of other mass produced weirdness out there.
Would you like a mini-flask necklace that explains your allegiance?

https://www.cafepress.com/+it_s_srk_thing_you_wouldnt_unders_flask_necklace,1797779466
Or a how about an even more appropriate Raees quote, a bootlegger for your alcohol flask?

https://www.cafepress.com/+flask_necklace,2045717865
Is that to small and subtle for you? Well, you also have the option of big and flashy, if you like it.

https://www.amazon.in/Shahrukh-Khan-SRK-Home-Office/dp/B078KZZJRM/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?s=kitchen&ie=UTF8&qid=1539474257&sr=1-1-spons&keywords=shahrukh+khan&psc=1
Or, back to the subtle side of things.

https://www.cafepress.com/mf/112096697/shahrukh-khan-3-merchandise_mugs?productId=202046866
If you really have money to burn, you can move on from these little fanmade items to the real thing. Like, for instance, a Shahrukh bobble doll.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Shah-Rukh-Khan-Shahrukh-Khan-SRK-Don-2-Bobble-Head-Figure-Appx-6-5-inch/141466547111?hash=item20f01033a7:g:RF0AAOSwry1Z8tm9
How about Don: The Origin comic book?

https://www.ebay.com/itm/DON-2-THE-ORIGIN-COMIC-Shah-Rukh-Khan-Shahrukh-Khan-SRK-MEM-EHS/142009857440?hash=item21107275a0:g:CeUAAOxyQ45Q9Vk0
The official Tiger Eyes Shahrukh scent

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Tiger-Eyes-by-Shah-Rukh-Khan-SRK-3-3-oz-100-ml-EDT-for-Men-by-Jeanne-Arthes/223144585594?hash=item33f474297a:g:4eMAAOSwVJhZSSa8:sc:USPSFirstClass!60659!US!-1:rk:1:pf:0
Or, if you want something to really dominate the room, there is the wall sticker option.

https://www.flipkart.com/impression-wall-medium-vinyl-sticker/p/itmeguywemhtqgwg?pid=STIEGUYWFZZPQJT9&lid=LSTSTIEGUYWFZZPQJT9FJ3JCS&marketplace=FLIPKART&srno=s_1_38&otracker=search&fm=SEARCH&iid=989d59e0-22c0-431a-aba2-b7333075544b.STIEGUYWFZZPQJT9.SEARCH&ppt=SearchPage&ppn=Search&ssid=1li45qy8hc0000001539476621024&qH=d4b573b3e2275ea5
Or would you like a lifesize standee?

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Shah-Rukh-Khan-Lifesize-Cardboard-Cutout-Standee-Standup-Bollywood-actor/112235707827?hash=item1a21c4fdb3:g:uykAAOSw2xRYT66I:rk:3:pf:0
And finally, the simple old reliable which I can only assume is used primarily as a marital aid, the Shahrukh face mask.

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Shah-Rukh-Khan-Celebrity-Bollywood-Card-Face-Mask-All-Our-Masks-Are-Pre-Cut/202444688578?hash=item2f22a4ccc2:g:MOcAAOSwYNlbpSFF:rk:5:pf:0
There are actually 2 (or more!) different life size Shahrukh standees. I know because–I have both. They had been stationed on the balcony overlooking my living room but, I had to take them down. They were scaring my dogs. Dogs have no taste.
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At my birthday party tonight, I had one new person who had never been in my apartment before. And she assumed all the framed posters and stuff were party decoration, until the other guests broke it to her that no, this is how my place always looks.
Anyway, now I want a standee!
On Fri, Nov 2, 2018 at 7:49 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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