Whatever, it’s December, nothing is happening.  Let’s play Hindi film Madlibs!!!!  Because Dina suggested it, and also it sounds really fun!

In flashback, we see two friends falling out when one of them becomes rich selling the [noun1] they make while the other friend remains poor but honest selling a purer version of [noun1].

20 years later, our hero is introduced jumping out of an [adjective] [noun2].  Our heroine is introduced singing to her pet [animal].  They meet when his [vehicle1] crashes into her [object].  At first, they hate each other.  But then they fall in love and have a fantasy song in which they dance around [building].

Only to discover when our hero is brought to meet the heroine’s father that her family is the one who stole his family’s [noun1] fortune.  At which point our hero reveals it was all a plot to get close to him and take vengeance by killing him with a [noun3].

The heroine is heartbroken and tries to kill herself by [verb1] with a [noun4].  The hero hears of this through his [religious/ethnic identity] best friend.  He realizes he truly loves her.

The hero wins the heroine over by singing her a song while riding on a [vehicle2] and trying to give her a [small object].  She forgives him when he almost dies by [verb2] over a [large object] while singing.

They must now reunite their fathers.  His father is Anupam Kher in [hair style] and her father is Anupam Kher in [distinctive clothing item].  They arrange for their fathers to be trapped together on a [vehicle3].  After some fighting, the fathers work together when the [vehicle3] almost goes over a [large noun].

The fathers pretend to still be angry and threaten the Hero with death by [noun5].  The heroine throws herself in front of the [noun5] and they forgive the young couple.  Happy wedding ending song at which there is a special appearance by [Khan].

 

So, that means you need:

Noun1

Adjective

Noun2

Animal

Vehicle1

Object

Building

Noun3

Verb1

Noun4

Religious/Ethnic Identity

Vehicle2

Small Object

Verb2

Large Object

Hair Style

Distinctive clothing Item

Vehicle3

Large Noun

Noun5

Khan

 

And, for example, we would end up with:

 

In flashback, we see two friends falling out when one of them becomes rich selling the [drain cleaner] they make while the other friend remains poor but honest selling a purer version of [drain cleaner].

20 years later, our hero is introduced jumping out of an [tall] [broom].  Our heroine is introduced singing to her pet [bat].  They meet when his [bicycle] crashes into her [hat].  At first, they hate each other.  But then they fall in love and have a fantasy song in which they dance around a [bank].

Only to discover when our hero is brought to meet the heroine’s father that her family is the one who stole his family’s [drain cleaner] fortune.  At which point our hero reveals it was all a plot to get close to him and take vengeance by killing him with a [Christmas card].

The heroine is heartbroken and tries to kill herself by [dancing] with a [extension cord].  The hero hears of this through his [Lutheran] best friend.  He realizes he truly loves her.

The hero wins the heroine over by singing her a song while riding on a [bus] and trying to give her a [remote control].  She forgives him when he almost dies by [winking] over a [sewage tank] while singing.

They must now reunite their fathers.  His father is Anupam Kher in [pompadaur] and her father is Anupam Kher in [leather chaps].  They arrange for their fathers to be trapped together on a [minivan].  After some fighting, the fathers work together when the [minivan] almost goes over a [piano].

The fathers pretend to still be angry and threaten the Hero with death by [fingernail polish].  The heroine throws herself in front of the [fingernail polish] and they forgive the young couple.  Happy wedding ending song at which there is a special appearance by [Shahrukh Khan].