Again, this is one of those posts that acknowledges not all Shahrukh movies are perfect. We are all cool with that, right? I’m not gonna get angry threats on twitter like I did that one time? Okay, good.
Okay, a magic Paheli type ghost gives you a magic wand. You have the power to change Shahrukh films in any way you want. But, your power is not infinite. You can make small changes on 5 films or big changes on 3 films, or Very Very Big changes on 1 film.
Does that make sense? You need to either pick 5 films and do small changes, 3 films and do big changes, or 1 film and do massive changes.
For example, 5 small changes:
Chennai Express: Remove the weird Little Person scene
Happy New Year: Remove the vomit jokes
Raees: Keep the Muharram whipping scene that the censors cut out in some versions
Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna: Make the sex scene longer and make Rani happier during it
Veer-Zaara: Improve the old age make-up
3 big changes:
Dilwale: Cut the comedy track with Jonny Lever
Kal Ho Na Ho: Don’t forgive the grandmother
My Name is Khan: Cut the terrorism plot
1 really really big change:
Jab Tak Hain Jaan: Cut the first half, make it a love story between Anushka and Shahrukh
How about you? Or did I make this concept too complicated too be fun? In that case, you can always just pick between my choices as to which you think is most important.