Yes, I am going out on a limb and picking which Rani song, over all, is sexiest! And then you get to critique me in the comments and correct me because I forgot something and so on. It’ll be fun!
Obviously this is tops! Rani has never looked better, those costumes are amazing on her body, and her dance moves are insane, plus of course her co-star! “Aga Bai”
Procrastinatrix has worn me down! I will acknowledge the sexiness of this song! Even with sand. “Tauba Tumhare”
And the song that made us all fall in love with her warm earthy joy onscreen, “Aati Kya Khandala”
A song that is all about the anticipation, not the act, “Dheere Jalna”
Okay, back to silly. Because sometimes sex is silly. “Dreamum Wakeupum”
This song is kind of an odd duck, from a movie that was more comedy than sexy, but somehow allllllllllll the sex let loose in the end credits song, “Hadippa-Remix”
Back to young Rani! Young lovers torn between their desires and their common sense, nothing hotter! “Aankhon Se tune”
And now, old lovers! There’s only a little bit of sexiness in this song, but what there is is awfully sweet. “Jee Le Zaraa”
Okay, the song where Rani actually has sex! And yet, somehow it is less sexy than all those others when she doesn’t! “Where’s the Party Tonight”
And back to young Rani! Just dreaming of her new love and awakening to new desires, “Jadoo Hai Tera”
Okay, that’s my ranking! What am I missing, what needs to be moved around?