It’s the greatest genre of all! Emraan Hashmi songs that make you go “wait, is that sexy? Or is it just a trip to the chiropractor waiting to happen?”
Starts with a proposal on one of those little stupid boats, then moves on to a very awkward lift and drop on the bed, finally some closed mouth open lipped kissing that just looks WEIRD, and culminates in picking her up again and doing a kind of side toss into the ocean which probably tweaked her tailbone and twisted his back muscles. “Beete Lamhe”
The famous stairway make out session! I just feel like going up stairs while twisting your neck around to kiss cannot be safe. Or good for your spine. Plus, all those sharp edges on the picture frames they run against? “Aashiq Banaye”
Just a whole world of bad ideas! A ladder, hot pipes, and worst of all, the tiny tiny concrete platform off the side of a skyscraper. “Bheege Hont Tere”
Making out on a motorcycle? NO! Terrible terrible idea! “Kaho Na Kaho”
See, this one I like! It’s on a bed! How creative and original! Sex on a bed! “Pee Loon”
And finally, all the uncomfortable elements! Pokey stones, sticky sand, cold water, and sex like RIGHT by a fire. “Laagi Laagi”
Anyway, Happy Birthday Emraan! I hope you are celebrating by getting a nice peaceful massage and laying on soft surfaces. You have earned it!