Emraan Hashmi Awkward Sexy Songs!

It’s the greatest genre of all! Emraan Hashmi songs that make you go “wait, is that sexy? Or is it just a trip to the chiropractor waiting to happen?”

Starts with a proposal on one of those little stupid boats, then moves on to a very awkward lift and drop on the bed, finally some closed mouth open lipped kissing that just looks WEIRD, and culminates in picking her up again and doing a kind of side toss into the ocean which probably tweaked her tailbone and twisted his back muscles. “Beete Lamhe”

The famous stairway make out session! I just feel like going up stairs while twisting your neck around to kiss cannot be safe. Or good for your spine. Plus, all those sharp edges on the picture frames they run against? “Aashiq Banaye”

Just a whole world of bad ideas! A ladder, hot pipes, and worst of all, the tiny tiny concrete platform off the side of a skyscraper. “Bheege Hont Tere”

Making out on a motorcycle? NO! Terrible terrible idea! “Kaho Na Kaho”

See, this one I like! It’s on a bed! How creative and original! Sex on a bed! “Pee Loon”

And finally, all the uncomfortable elements! Pokey stones, sticky sand, cold water, and sex like RIGHT by a fire. “Laagi Laagi”

Anyway, Happy Birthday Emraan! I hope you are celebrating by getting a nice peaceful massage and laying on soft surfaces. You have earned it!

11 thoughts on “Emraan Hashmi Awkward Sexy Songs!

  1. Man, how I love old Emraan’s songs! The music, Emraan’s commitment, ladies’s clothes. I should work a little but I’m here listening 🙂

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    • Well, ladies “clothes”. There seems to be a strong commitment to handkerchiefs with string ties instead of shirts.

      On Tue, Mar 24, 2020 at 11:40 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:

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      • Except Tanushree Dutta’s skirt (how I loved this skirt) but think how many “handkerchiefs” dresses they could make from all that fabric.

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        • True!

          I hadn’t thought about it before, but maybe the skimpy clothes were just another Bhatt budgeting issue? Buy some cheap scarves and use that for material for the heroine’s costumes?

          On Tue, Mar 24, 2020 at 11:46 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:

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    • One serious relationship starting at 21 and turning into marriage at 27, tells me Excellent Kisser. I mean, 6 years of dating? Must have been something that was keeping her around all that time.

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  2. I see his face and think of a pudgy college kid. I’m not saying college kids can’t have sex, but his bedroom eyes seem more whiney than sexy to me. But it was that sorta college innocent look that made him so great in Once Upon a Time in Mumbai. Innocent looking evil doers are the best.

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    • Maybe it’s that baby face that also makes his sex scenes so striking? Instead of the usual dangerous mature strong features sexy, we have this baby face with a dangerous sexy edge.

      On Wed, Mar 25, 2020 at 10:23 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:

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