Happy Wednesday!!! I have FIVE work calls scheduled today!!! First one in 10 minutes, so I gotta write this thing up FAST.
Continue readingWednesday Watching: What Are You Reading and Watching and Thinking and Listening to This Week?
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Tag Archives: Emraan Hashmi
Happy Mohit Suri Day!!!!! Everyone’s Favorite Romantic Angst B-Movie Director!!!!
Wooo, Mohit Suri! Nice hardworking guy with no hang ups about only making fancy respectable movies, just wants to make movies people like. And someday he and Angie can have a combined birthday party and talk about how he is her favorite director. (also, I lost my mind in the middle of this post and wrote an Angie-Mohit Suri fanfic)
Continue readingTriple Birthday Alphabet Game! Kangana to Emraan to Akshaye, in Order!
This may or may not be possible, but I am holding out hope that it is! Let’s see if we can combine all of this week’s birthdays into one Alphabet list.
Continue readingHindi Film 101: Emraan Hashmi, a Decent Guy Famous for Playing an Indecent Guy
Kind of a boring guy which, coincidentally, is what makes him so interesting. How does a boring boring person find a way to maintain some level of stardom?
Continue readingEmraan Hashmi Awkward Sexy Songs!
It’s the greatest genre of all! Emraan Hashmi songs that make you go “wait, is that sexy? Or is it just a trip to the chiropractor waiting to happen?”
Continue reading2010 Week: Once Upon a Time in Mumbai, My Favorite Film of 2010
Such a good movie! And such an interesting movie, a challenging movie, because it deals with the birth of a monster and how society was culpable in his birth, without also forgiving him for what he did or pretending he is less than what he was.
Continue readingSaturday Small Talk: Chat Away While I Hang With My Mother!
My Mom and I are in the little town where my grandfather grew up to close up the last family house and do all that stuff. And we have an ambitious plan of hitting the historical society, the cemetery, Poppie’s high school, and the really good breakfast place. In the meantime, you all can chat!
Continue readingTwitter Tidbits: SOTY2, Bharat, and a Jewish Horror Movie! For Passover!
Oh, I am TOTALLY reposting my Ezra review for Passover!!!!!!! I just decided, it is the perfect way to celebrate. Plus, now there is going to be a remake? So I guess it makes sense.
Continue readingFriday Classics: Once Upon a Time in Mumbaii, the 70s Meets the 90s
Such a good movie! And such an interesting movie, a challenging movie, because it deals with the birth of a monster and how society was culpable in his birth, without also forgiving him for what he did or pretending he is less than what he was.
News Round-Up: Rishi’s Beard, John’s Money, Salman’s Tuxedos, and Race’s Trailer
I just get a giggle out of today’s news items and can’t resist sharing them. Sometimes celebrity news is very silly! Oh, and some of this stuff is actually interesting too.
Silly Sunday: 4 Preston Sturges Classics To Be Remade!!!!
I know the Venn diagram overlap of Preston Sturges and Indian film fans is very empty, possibly just contains me, but I don’t care! It’s “silly Sunday”, I can be silly and do whatever I want.
Happy Birthday Emraan! 39 Reasons I Love You!
(This is an updated and reposted post) If you’d asked me 9 years ago when Jaane Tu…Ya Jaane Na came out, I never would have said that Emraan would be my favorite Imraan/Emraan. But today, oh my goodness! He has beaten his homonym by a mile! And today he is 39 and still going strong! Here are 39 separate reasons I love him (yes, most of them are videos).
TGIF 1: Happy Early Birthday Emraan!
Well, this is a puzzle! Emraan’s birthday tomorrow and Rani’s on Wednesday, who gets top honors on the TGIF posts? I can’t decide, so I am splitting it, Emraan first and then Rani.
Happy Birthday Udita Goswami! A Half-Dozen Reasons I Love You!
I already did a dozen for Amrita, I’m TIRED! So only a half-dozen for Udita. Mostly songs. And one super sexy scene (see if you can guess which one!)
News Round-Up: Emraan and Ajay and Mouni Have New Movies, Censor Board Still Has Issues, Everyone’s Got Scheduling Issues
More news!!!! Yaaaaaay! Lots of little things that are interesting to keep an eye on and see how they pan out. And of course Padmavat, the story that will never die.
I’m Back at Work! Let Me Share With You My Inspirational Working Songs
It’s really not fair to all us account manager types that the end of the year accounting close period comes right after Christmas. I’m still drinking eggnog for breakfast! I’m not emotionally or mentally ready to be back at work! Luckily, Indian soundtracks are here for me. Let me walk you through the soundtrack of my work life.
Sexy Video Post, Just ‘Cause (Male and Female Gazes Welcome)
I just spent 4 hours straight on work phone calls, I am tired, I don’t want to write a think-y post, I just want to be happy and indulgent! If you are in a similar state, I am here for you with sexy videos.
Happy Birthday Emraan! My Favorite of the Imran/Emraans!
(This is an updated and reposted post from last year) If you’d asked me 9 years ago when Jaane Tu…Ya Jaane Na came out, I never would have said that Emraan would be my favorite Imraan/Emraan. But today, oh my goodness! He has beaten his homonym by a mile! And today he is 38 and still going strong! Here are 38 separate reasons I love him (yes, most of them are videos).
(Also, that photo up top makes me crack up)
Worst Film of 2016: Yes, I Will Judge It! And Hate It!
The tagline was “Love Him. Hate Him. Judge Him”. And I do all those things! Except the first one. I judge Azhar to be a truly terrible move in every single possible way, and also I hate it.
Happy Birthday Mahesh Bhatt! King of the A++ Movie and the C Movie, but Never B!
Happy Birthday Mahesh! 68 years old today! And been directing films for the past 42 of those years. And half your movies are searingly intimate and real and incredibly high quality. And half of them are very low quality. What an interesting balance! Anyway, here’s my traditional 12 reasons I love you!
Emraan’s Sick, Rakesh Doubles Down, and Salman Takes Photo with Bored Children
Malaria, huh? So, there’s a reason for me to take those terrible pills when I’m in India, even though they mess up my stomach and give me weird dreams?
News Round-Up: Sanjay on Salman, Emraan’s Son on Camera, and a Barjatya is Dead
Sanjay is the big news. I already put up my birthday post for him, now the news is filtering out from his birthday press conference. But, there’s also new news about Emraan’s tiny little son, and some sad news from Rajshri films.
News Round-Up: Emraan is Nice, Shahrukh is in Trouble, Salman is Out of Trouble, and Hrithik has a New Trailer
Finally! Finally a good news day! So good, that box office is going to get its own little post! Because there is too much else to talk about.
Azhar Full Summary! Spoilers! (But, I Mean, We All Know the Story Already)
I already posted my spoiler-free review, and I was going to put up a spoiler one, but why bother? I might as well just sprint through a summary, nothing much happened in this film so I’m not going to have much to say.
Azhar Review (No Spoilers): What Did They Do to Emraan’s Face? And Why Did They Hire Nargis?
I finally saw Azhar! There was a confluence of circumstances which prevented me from seeing it opening night, like I usually do, but I was finally able to get to it last night. And the theater was actually pretty full! Like. a couple dozen other people along with me and my friend! I am impressed.
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