Barely enough her to make a post, but you know I can’t resist Yash and Roohi videos. They dance! They do puzzles! They slowly and steadily destroy the apartment!
Malang Sequel: Why?
Well, apparently Malang is doing well enough on streaming for Mohit Suri to start thinking about a sequel. That’s cool! But what the heck will it be? The story finished quite definitively. Maybe it will just be one of those “mood” sequels? Another twisted thriller, this time set in Shimla or some other vacation spot? If it does continue the story, I vote that our shared character is Anil Kapoor. I want more Anil Kapoor! Leave ARK and Disha behind, keep the drug addict tattooed wild man middle-aged Goa cop.
Nawazuddin’s Team Responds on Divorce
This is all proceeding very nicely and fairly decently so far. But at the moment I am so starved for celebrity news, that I am way WAY over analyzing it. Anyway, new news today, Nawazuddin’s wife and kids are quarantining at her home village, he is quarantining with his mother at his home village, he was shocked at the news of the divorce, and he is keeping it from his mother because it will upset her.
Well, I am now on the side of his wife! Even before divorce filing, he was planning to sit out quarantine with his mother instead of with his wife and kids? And his response to the divorce filing is to worry about his mother and how it will upset her, not HIS CHILDREN???
It’s just like Bruce Willis picking Demi Moore over his current wife. Sort of. That was a weird American story, anyone else follow that one?
Ranbir Cuts Alia’s Hair
Alia posted an instagram photo thanking her training team for inspiring her to work out during lock down, and casually mentioned that yes, it is a home hair cut, thanks to “my multi-talented loved one”.
Is anyone else extremely irritated at all the celebrity inspirational posts about how you need to keep getting up and working out? I am irritated by them at all times, because a) working out isn’t actually the most important thing you can do with your time why are you so proud of it? b) Not everyone is as privileged as you with the time to work out and access to equipment.
Right now, that is magnified by like A THOUSAND. Posting work out photos and inspiration posts from home gyms, REALLY? Why not be like Preity Zinta, who posts cute photos of her doing exercises with a chair and jokes about it, simple fun things we can try at home if we want, but it’s not a big deal if we don’t have time or energy and she is just doing it because she likes it, not because she is a better person than us.
Anyway, I think Alia’s hair looks cute.
Karan’s Kids are Kute
Now, Karan’s instagram is a font of joy and delight! And lack of privilege. Beyond the basics of the kids wearing cool clothes and there seeming to be a lot of space in his apartment. The point of the videos isn’t “I am so virtuous working out in my home gym” or anything like that, the point is just “here I am with my kids, letting them run around the house and entertain themselves, just like every other parent of children on earth”. There’s even a video of the kids doing a puzzle with grandma! Not big expensive tablets or a fancy big screen TV or anything, they are just playing puzzles like everyone else.
I can’t pick which video is best, I am just going to put up them all and let you pick.
Kids dancing, and also picking random things to play with off the counter:
Kid dancing again and trying to make Dada join in
Yash (correctly, I think) identifying the country he lives in as “Amitabh and Shahrukh”
Yash suggesting a hair cut with a bottle cap
Kids naming themselves “Bhaiya” and “Didi” and Karan “Monkey”
Puzzles with Grandma!
Okay, that’s it! That’s all the news! Go discuss!