Woo, Veere Di Wedding! We’ve been talking about seeing it for weeks and weeks and somehow never got around to it. But today is the day! I am excited!
Veere Di Wedding! Only available on einthusan! And also, surprisingly short! We won’t be doing an interval or anything like that, just plowing straight through. I am really looking forward to seeing this one with all of you.
At 3pm, I will hit play and start commenting on this post, and you all can join in with your own comments. Yaaaaay!
dontcallitbollywood 
Here!
LikeLike
And play!
LikeLike
Here!
LikeLike
Here!
LikeLike
Soooooooooooooooo many brand partners. Now is when you can start feeling angry about how hard it was for them to get funding for this little movie because no one belives in female lead pictures.
LikeLike
And now is when you go “huh, Balaji! Female owned studio funded and released this thing, how about that?”
LikeLike
Those are very short school girl skirts.
LikeLike
Maybe they all got sudden growth spurts?
LikeLike
They roll them all up, I’m sure
LikeLiked by 1 person
Uncles!!!
LikeLike
How are they all the same height at the end of high school but then have vastly different heights as adults.
LikeLike
Some of them got second growth spurts?
LikeLike
Hmmm…
LikeLike
Gay Uncle is totally the best parental figure of them all, already.
LikeLike
I like that they all signed eachother’s shirts. That’s cute.
LikeLike
What is on their bracelets?
LikeLike
Marriage proposal surrounded by porta potties is kinda awesome.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Right? Cuts through the romance immediately, it wasn’t the perfect moment or anything, he just wanted to marry her and brought it up now.
LikeLike
So, Kareena was the one with the parents and uncle who wasn’t interested in ever being married, Sonam was the one picking a college based on her boyfriend who she would love forever and ever, Swara was the one who wanted to go to Prague (and had rich parents), and Shiksa was the one whose father was already talking marriage but she was planning to go to college first. Right?
LikeLike
Yes.
LikeLike
Her earrings are so big she can’t bend her head to the side.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Elope! elope elope elope! It’s the best way to get married.
LikeLike
Lousy photos, no dancing, boring….
LikeLike
Oh, Sonam’s Mom she isn’t a lesbian yet….
LikeLike
YAAAAAAAAAY!!! White husband! And “I would have slapped him if we didn’t live in America” is a great line.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Good white people acting! That man is so good!
LikeLike
Just a heads up, my 11-year-old still tries to crawl into bed with us in the middle of the night.
LikeLike
The other intros are good, but Swara got the best “here she is grown up” intro HANDS DOWN. Especially that dress.
LikeLike
I kinda like the busybody aunties, even though I’m not supposed to.
LikeLike
These three aren’t bad, but boy the nastiness later is no fun at all.
LikeLike
I totally am a busybody auntie, though not in that nasty way of course. Just fatally curious
LikeLike
I like that the white guy is into family and reconciling.
LikeLiked by 1 person
And doesn’t push it! Just brings it up and lets her say “yes” or “no”
LikeLike
Sonam: “That is not happening” is amazing!
LikeLiked by 3 people
That. Guy.
LikeLike
Controversial scene here, but I really like it. Sonam is ready to do everything for the maid, and the humor is in the groom coming in and thinking what is happening with him matters when Sonam is all about the maid just then. And we don’t need a follow up because Sonam said she was taking care of it and we just assume she is.
LikeLike
Why is it controversial?
LikeLike
Some people thought it was too dismissive of the maid’s plot
LikeLiked by 1 person
Did we all catch how the white husband was open mouthed interested to get the details too? Because white husband is THE BEST?
LikeLiked by 2 people
I didn’t realize that the swear words are censored on Einthusan!!! Grrr. Their potty mouth was half the fun. Plus, it made me feel better about my potty mouth!
LikeLike
This movie does a good job of having the kid just constantly being a thing for Shiksa, I think. It’s not that he only appears when it is plot convenient, it’s that he is only gone when it is plot-necessary, and can be explained.
LikeLiked by 1 person
GAY UNCLES!!!!! Kareena’s real home and family.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Do you kind of feel like the gay uncle-by-marriage is still kind of missing not being able to plan his own wedding?
LikeLiked by 1 person
That “lady fo the night” and roll of the eyes cracked me up!
LikeLike
Kareena’s eye expressions are so ON POINT!
LikeLike
I’m super miserable. My family promised me time to watch today but instead made time sensitive plans and now I can’t watch. I’m pissed off
LikeLike
😦
LikeLike
Boooo! Well, you can come back and read it all later.
LikeLike
I didn’t want to watch it by myself. I hate people today. Have fun
LikeLike
Awe! We will miss you! Hope your day gets better.
LikeLike
The gay uncles are the greatest.
LikeLike
They really are!
LikeLike
Stopmom isn’t terrible, right? And yet I can sympathize with why she would be A Lot for someone.
Also, Dad totally checked out of parenting because it was easier to have the gay uncles pick up the slack, right?
LikeLike
Don’t they talk about he went to Australia and didn’t visit his daughter later?
LikeLike
Yeah, but that’s on him
LikeLike
Nirmal means soft FYI. Lots of double entendre.
LikeLiked by 3 people
HA! I thought it was just because it was a weird name!
LikeLike
I love educating on such important matters.
LikeLike
Swara IS THE BEST! Her and Sonam’s chemistry is so on point even if they are at the opposite ends of the room
LikeLiked by 1 person
I love this Swara-Sonam scene!
LikeLike
They should just get married.
LikeLike
She’s negging herself here, right? Being all “don’t be threatened by me, I am just a simple girl”, right? I’m reading this situation correctly that Sonam has the more impressive credentials?
LikeLiked by 1 person
Insert fanfic here
LikeLike
Get out Sonam while you can!
LikeLike
I can’t believe people answer their phones when they’re having dinner! Especially a dinner date.
LikeLike
It’s his mother, of course he answered. SONAM! GET OUT!
LikeLike
Actor is playing this well too, he is so calm and confident about it as though there is nothing strange, and she would be the strange one to object to it.
LikeLike
Love that Meta with ‘Maa Ka Phone’
LikeLike
IME any divorce lawyer would rather die than marry without a prenup.
LikeLike
But would you bring it up at the very first meeting? After your mother called and told you to?
LikeLike
Family law is terrifying!
LikeLike
Awwwww! Swara picked her up from the date! Best Couple!
LikeLike
I know!! I was just thinking that!
LikeLike
“Mamma” one day after meeting for the first time? This woman is a bit pushy.
LikeLike
I love that Kareena continues to call her Aunty.
LikeLike
Okay now I am even more annoyed. English swears are allowed but only the Hindi swears are censored!!!!!!
LikeLike