Everyone’s least favorite quarantine partner! But I am going to make you get even more specific than that.
- If you absolutely had to quarantine with a Ranbir character, who would you pick?
I think Rockstar Ranbir might be the best of a bad lot. He spends a lot of time drinking and crying and playing music by himself, I could just lock him in the attic and ignore him. And every once in a while he might come out with something like “Kun Faya Kun” and make it all worthwhile.
2. Which Ranbir character would you most quickly kill if you had to quarantine together?
Tamasha Ranbir. Absolutely. Self-pity, narcassism, and those looooooooooooooooooong boooooooooooooooring stories! I couldn’t take it, neither of us would survive more than a week.
3. Which character from any movie (Ranbir or otherwise) would you want to quarantine with a Ranbir character?
I want Anushka from Sultan to quarantine with Ranbir from Ae Dil Hai Mushkil! He will of course fall in love with her because he will always fall in love, but she will respond by using him as a wrestling partner for training, and having no sympathy for any of his whining since life as a female Indian athlete is infinitely worse.
dontcallitbollywood 
1. I would pick Bunny form YJHD because I’m sure he would run after a week or two 😉
2. 100% agree with you – he would tell all those stories and sometimes have crisis and behave like a robot. I don’t want that.
My second choice is Rockstar Ranbir – he is SOOOOO stupid.
3. The guy from Unforgettable. He was the same or even worse than Ranbir. Provoced his mother a heart attack , became blind in an accident he caused and almost shot the only friend he had, just because he discovered his friend loved his late mother. Oh , in the end he caused the death of his girlfriend. Maybe living with this man would shocked and change Ranbir.
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1. I don’t know if it is fair picking one on the assumption would escape him! And if Bunny can’t leave, I think he would become worse and worse and worse
2. Rockstar Ranbir, soooooooooo stupid! But also so self-involved that he doesn’t really talk to people, BONUS!
3. I like this idea, trap the two worst people together.
On Thu, Aug 27, 2020 at 12:53 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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If his long stories are the biggest problem, would Barfi Ranbir be the solution? He can’t talk your ears off, at least. And I remember him as sort of a decent guy. Though, yeah, quarantining with a prankster doesn’t really sound like fun either.
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But then I would have to spend time with someone named “Barfi”, I don’t know if I could ever get passed the name.
On Thu, Aug 27, 2020 at 2:29 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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1. Rocket Singh. At least he was a nice guy with morals and ethics and not annnoyingly self-centered.
2. Rockstar!!!! His sperm killed a woman because he could not bother to wear a condom!!!! He must die!
3. Kangana from Judgementall Hai Kya and Ranbir from Tamasha. I boycotted her well before that movie, but given her delusional character and Ranbir’s delusions, maybe they will just mutually combust. Or heck, even if they want to fall in love and get married, great – they deserve each other!
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Correction. For number 1, I should have Harpeet Singh Bedi not Rocket Singh because that’s not his name in the movie.
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You care far more than me, I just said “Ranbir in…..” for all of mine. Because really, it’s always just Ranbir.
On Thu, Aug 27, 2020 at 3:53 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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YES! I love the idea of Kangana from Judgemental Hai Kya and Ranbir from Tamasha forced together! They will talk at each other until one of them dominates, and the other will be defeated. I don’t care which gaping selfish hole of need ends up in charge so long as it means the other one is squelched.
On Thu, Aug 27, 2020 at 3:50 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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