Woo-hoo! Such a happy movie for a happy day! Well, for a stressy day that will become happy because of the movie (I don’t know about you, but the last couple weeks before daylight savings ends when I wake up before the sun makes me NUTTY).
I am so happy about this! We need more happy HAPPY movies in the world, and this is SUCH a happy movie. It’s on Amazon Prime, and youtube, and googleplay. And probably einthusan.
Anyway, at 3pm Chicago time today, I will put up a “PLAY!” comment and we all start at the same time. And then we just keep commenting along right here.
dontcallitbollywood 
Here!
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I’m here and I am so ready for this.
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And PLAY!
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yes I am also here
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Daughter in law can’t sit with the men, has to serve and put kids to bed. this man must DIE!!!!
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Uff, those crows feet are so sexy
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That voice could melt icebergs
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I feel like I can count the number of Hrithik movies I’ve seen on one hand. Has his voice always been this sexy?
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NO! He lowered it just for this intro. It’s always good, slow careful dialogue, but not usually so husky
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Radical director choice, do a Hrithik hero entry where the lighting for once does not let us see his “light colored” eyes.
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I feel like I’m the only one who isn’t rampantly Hrithiksexual here. I mean, he’s beautiful and stuff, but ehhh.
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Wait, are you saying you are Tigersexual? Because that’s just crazy
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Listen, I’ve been thinking A LOT lately about how attractive Tiger is and it’s concerning me.
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It’s a perversion and you must kill it within you. Pray it away! Pray away the Tiger!
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He cut his hair and grew some five o’clock shadow and looks TOTALLY different and way better.
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I think Tiger is beautiful. Is face is distinct from all other HIndi stars.
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I AM. Which is insane, because while Hrithik doesn’t have much body urge he at least has SOME and Tiger looks like he wouldn’t be able to figure sex out. But there we are.
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YOU ARE A SICK SICK PERSON!
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Ok but now I want fanfic of Tiger being awkward when he tries to have sex with Hrithik for the first time and he’s embarrassed cuz he uses his body so well in battle but can’t figure it out in the bedroom and Hrithik is super comforting and guiding.
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I love these opening credits. SO FUN!!!!
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I love these opening credits! I love opening credits! I feel like American movies never do opening credits anymore.
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Spider-Man! The real one with Tobey MacGuire! Those opening credits were AMAZING. But that’s the last American movie I can think of with good ones.
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This very 90s action movie credits sequence is just pure perfection. You know what you’re going to get and it’s going to be FUN!!
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I agree!! We need more “sit down and eat yer popcorn” movies that aren’t…you know….Transformers.
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Intro right out of 2002.
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Earlier than that, surely? I’m getting flashbacks tot he few computer games we had when I was a kid
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First X-men had a very similar font, when was that?
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99 maybe? I’m just going by how old I was
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Question: is anyone attracted to Ashutosh in this movie? I am taking it as a given that we are all attracted to him in Humpty, so we know he is an attractive man, but in this?
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Considering I had no idea they were even the same person, probably not.
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I like the bossy tone and kind of want a horrendous threesome.
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No attraction what so ever. But in Humpty he is hot!
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CROUCHING BAD GUY FLYING TIGER
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I remember in the theatre my friend and I both burst out laughing when he came in through the window.
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We started laughing when he got all wet in the pool for no reason beyond being wet in white pants
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Like that isn’t reason enough!
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I love the decision to give Tiger this amazing show off martial art intro, and also gossamer thin skin tight white pants
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Right out of the young Govinda playbook.
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Playing to his strengths.
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The first time I watched this I was like…there’s….there’s no sound. It’s just Male Grunting and Glass Shattering which I think set the tone for the rest of the movie.
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Such a cool artistic decision that I was immediately hooked.
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It certainly seat-belts you right in basically immediately!
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Like! That was hot!!
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I’m not totally insane!
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You’re not, I’m with you.
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We’ve all seen this movie before, right? So it’s not spoiling anything for me to point out that this is Evil Tiger, who is using the wild lethal force on drug dealers, while Good Tiger would probably have tried to arrest them or something.
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Dang, I completely forgot I can play the Good Tiger vs. Evil Tiger game again.
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Oh god, I don’t have enough brain power fotr plots like this. I just sit here going WOW HE’S WET that’s as far as I go.
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Wait what? He is evil in the first scene? it isn’t in chronological order? Damn, I didn’t realize.
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I guess I’ve forgotten a lot.
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80085! Boobs. I have pointed this out before. Hypermasculinity.
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I love the “here is a screen of Hrithik in bad disguises” bit
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Now, my theory is that of course both Good and Evil Tiger love Hrithik, that’s why Evil Tiger turned Evil, the constant pain of rejection. So this scene works either way.
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But obviously, Hrithik x Good Tiger is superior.
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Isn’t there a line later where pre-ET guy looks at GT (Good Tiger) ogling Hrithik and says “Get in line” or something like that?
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There’s a bit hanging out aroudn a campfire where ET says to GT something about Hrithik getting favorites or something.
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Literally clapped at the “you love him” GOD their love is so pure.
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ET (Evil Tiger) knows he has to play it up that he’s a big softie for Hrithik in the meeting because if he’s like “YES KILL HIM,” he’ll blow his cover
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Butt watch: Tiger has a booty that doesn’t stop, as we have already seen in the wet white pants scene, but I am concerned that Hrithik does not. Help me make this determination
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I will keep an eye on it and bring back a report.
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Thank you! We need multiple independent researchers confirming.
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Oh my god here it comes people.
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The inro of the century is coming….
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That wig though.
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The soft pink lipstick on Tiger in this shot is INSPIRED.
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GOD I LOVE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH!!! 😀
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They were boyfriends before the new young hotness of GT (Good Tiger) came to town
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This is absolutely true.
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But not really boyfriends, more like sex friends, because Hrithik thought his heart was dead after Tiger’s Dad killed his true love. Which is why ET is so angry, because GT made Hrithik love again when ET couldn’t.
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And then they have a horrendous threesome.
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But GT is true love!
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I showed that intro to my friends and then we watched a bunch of Top Gun scenes after because they agree that it’s just So Gay.
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I hate the word “buddy”, sorry.
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KISSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
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Poor bb GT, don’t cry!
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POOR TIGER THOUGH he just wants love. I literally said “aww baby” out loud.
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Tiger’s sensitive eyes, oh Tiger.
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I applaud Hrithik’s decision to play “cynical old soldier” as “always keep your forehead wrinkled in close ups”
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arrgh—and he has such a good “resigned to the ugliness of the world,” set of looks too, I cannot understand why he chose this as The Look (TM)
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Tiger is a puppy
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HA! Every time Tiger salutes and it sounds like he hit himself on the forehead, I laugh. Poor foley guy
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“I know we broke up, but look at the new young hotness that is GT, look at how much he loves you already. He’s like a little murderous puppy, don’t you want a murderous puppy? He is Very Patriotic.”
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Oh, I think in a minute we will have good evidence on the “does Hrithik have a booty” question! Watch closely!
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They went in hard with the countouring on Tiger’s jaw.
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That’s Ishq Wala Love right there.
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Eh, the booty isn’t that great really. I think it’s mostly cargo pockets
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I haven’t gotten a good view.
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This secret meeting sure is in a public place and in a place that echoes by default
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I swear to god that wig is alive.
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I love how they can’t decide where to put some of the gray streaks on the long bit ;_;
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They really tried.
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What gets me is that with how his dye has grown out* over quarantine he’d be really believable as a grizzled old soldier who Still Has It if they’d just let him be salt & pepper
*maybe it’s not grow out and it’s just the new dye job he’s decided on but it looks real enough in recent stuff he’s put on IG
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Yes, have the top secret meeting in an open hangar. That’s definitely how to keep this secret.
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WAIT let me know when there’s a dull moment because I saw an edit of Hrithik and Tiger stares on Instagram that they both shared to their stories that was insanely romantic. I’ll try to find it during a dull moment, let me know.
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Not now because they;re busy staring at each other 100% of the time.
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