Woo-hoo! Such a happy movie for a happy day! Well, for a stressy day that will become happy because of the movie (I don’t know about you, but the last couple weeks before daylight savings ends when I wake up before the sun makes me NUTTY).
I am so happy about this! We need more happy HAPPY movies in the world, and this is SUCH a happy movie. It’s on Amazon Prime, and youtube, and googleplay. And probably einthusan.
Anyway, at 3pm Chicago time today, I will put up a “PLAY!” comment and we all start at the same time. And then we just keep commenting along right here.
dontcallitbollywood 
WHAT IS WITH THE CAMERA JERKING
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I also made a meme on Tumblr a while back, Tiger in this movie is the personification of Gay Panic. In Hrithik’s intro and that whole time.
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THAT’S YOUR MEME????
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Wait oh my god do you know what i’m talking about have you seen it
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It’s two pictures, one of Hrithik looking all Hrithik-y and then one of Tiger with just white lettering that says **gay panic** in bold letters, right?
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YEAH THAT’S ME I MADE THAT!!!!!!!!!
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I LOVE IT. I SCROLL THROUGH THE HRITHIK TAG AND WHEN I SEE IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY
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Hrithik and Tiger’s disguises are SO BAD!!!!!!! Like, it’s just them, but in a turban. What’s even the point?
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Okay, now we get all the Light Colored Hrithik Eyes shots
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I’m wondering how they don’t see he has a pistol
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They were focused on artistically ripping his shirt
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I was just watching an episode of Star Trek where Evil Kirk wore eye liner. So I guess that trope goes back at least as far as the 60s. But WHY? Why is eyeliner evil????
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Because it’s feminine.
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So SRK in Raees, he was the Robin Hood, but never truly good, the kohl was weakness?
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Or, the kohl represented the way he was seen by the world! They thought he was an Evil Tiger and refused to see that he was really a Good Tiger
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Haven’t seen it, but it’s also used to indicate the character is unconventional, so it could be that. Besides the cultural norms in India, where sometimes it indicates an ethnic/traditional sensibility.
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In all seriousness, the kohl in Raees is a large part of indicating that Shahrukh is from the Muslim underclasses. It’s part of his look, along with Pathani suits and a beard, in his most Muslim role to date.
On Sat, Oct 17, 2020 at 7:26 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Oh, so it was that last thing? It’s hard because I know it often indicates some kind of ethnic/class thing but I don’t know WHAT because it’s not seen as a gender thing so it hasn’t been addressed in any of the academic stuff I’ve read about India.
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I did a lot of research when Shahrukh’s first Raees look came out. It’s a technique that goes back to Mohammed’s time that black stuff in your eyes can help ward off infection and just generally be good for you. So it’s something that some communities put on during Ramadan in memory. The idea of homemade herbal kohl being good for your eyes lives on in South Asia in a whole variety of traditions and communities. For Raees in particular, he used it as it would have been used by the lower class Muslim community he is representing, both showing his Muslim roots, and the sort of lower class community where traditional ayurvedic health practices would be followed over “modern medicine”.
On Sat, Oct 17, 2020 at 1:13 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Bearded bun villain looks like Jason Mamoa, change my mind
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I will not.
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Whoever ripped that Hrithik shirt like that I applaud you for all our sakes!!!
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#blessed
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Is this movie MORE homoerotic than I remember? How can this be?
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Maybe they released a director’s cut? ;p
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Hey, the director himself defined it as “isn’t everyone a little in love with Hrithik?” so we know where his artistic inspiration is
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Does it somehow get gayer every time you watch it
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I literally couldn’t BELIEVE this in the teeth in the theater. I was screaming.
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WHY DO YOU DRIVE THROUGH THE ONE WALL!?!?!? There are no walls! You found THE ONLY ONE!!!!
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What’s that movie from the 70s where they just have a wall in the middle of a shop for no reason to push someone through?
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Every movie?
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Boyfriend’s here to rescue you
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KISS KISS KISS KISS
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Has anyone also seen these screenshots on Twitter with the caption “why everyone look like they tryna suck Hrithik’s d*ck”
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Random slow mo and speeded up shots, The Best(TM)
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Hrithik sooooooo did not bother with fight training for this movie. Not that I miss it, let Tiger do all the hard work, Hrithik can just be pretty
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He just looks like a Tom of Finland illustration here I’m sorry.
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As a Finn, I love that description because it’s so apt! 😀
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you are correct:
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When i watched this the first time this fight reminded me of a really good Jackie Chan fight, I loved it
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They’re literally just LOOKING at each other, why am I melting???????
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Melting in the fire of their looooove
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I absolutely ADORE Tiger’s little “look baby, i did it” smile
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Power couple
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Wait, where was the whole rest of the team all this time? Just standing watching Hrithik and Tiger get beat up?
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Yes.
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I mean I would
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Smoke breaks?
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Just stopped by on the way to the Masjid, as I passed this massive high security army training camp.
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Tiger is the ultimate Soft Boi, I love him so mUCH
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Look at how much he loves his mummy! Look at how he wants to make her proud! Look at him being So Earnest ❤
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Tiger is such a soft little puppy under all that muscle
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Honestly I liked him better when he wasn’t so big when he was just starting out. He looks better lean and graceful.
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His hair, though. Not Cute
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Well, no, but he could go back to that body now.
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Mommy doesn’t like his new boyfriend? Not cool Mommy! Accept your gay son!
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Ugh I really wish they’d let Hrithik be more gray for this, I know they probably didn’t want to, but to have him be a contemporary of GT’s dad would lend that Big Look between the mom and Hrithik a little more oomph.
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Hrithik has really long fingers
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That coffee in the green mug is just hot and smoking because of Hrithik in this scene
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Why is this little boy going to school with a bunch of thirty year old men?
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Not to get insanely sexually graphic, but the BDSM style relationship vibes I’m getting from this scene are INSANE. Tiger bottoms for Hrithik so hard.
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They’re really going hard for that kind of vibe though. It’s the ultra butch of it all.
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Here! Sorry I am late. Stupid work.
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You missed the helicopter scene, but you are in time for the office seduction
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Oh I have to go back to watch that scene. It has been at least one week since I have seen it.
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Too long
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Yay! So happy you’re here! 😀
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Hrithik hates how much he loves Tiger already. Don’t fight it dude just let it happen.
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SONG!!!!!!!
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KISSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
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OH MY GOD JUST KISS ALREADY
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Such cleavage.
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The song!! The song!!!
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I am so happy I didn’t miss this song!
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I mean, this is my favorite song on the soundtrack, even though there are technically only 2 songs. So happy making. Such an experience in theaters.
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I saw this movie three times in theaters (with different people) and it was SO worth it.
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Holy smokes, Hrithik!
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I know this is Holi, but we can all read this mix of colours as the “Rainbow Flag” with ease right
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100%
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OH yeah, “like heroes we will dance, whild and free, let the colors fly”
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My sister doesn’t understand Holi so when she saw this she just thought it was Pride
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Oh Tiger, never do anything but dance movies. You look so good dancing.
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I’m not even watching, just dancing
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But Tiger’s naked thigh.
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EVeryone’s naked everything
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You are missing Hrithik’s cleavage!
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I love that you can tell exactly what Popka and I are look for in man candy by these comments.
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(….I hope this isn’t out of line) I found this video a long time ago and Hrithik behind the scenes is like “I’m going to take 5, tell me when he gets it,” which may or may not have been what is going on but that is the body language. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiKgHXrtaU8
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Just watched it, and you are SO right
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GOD, I am so happy right now
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The happy song we all need!!
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SEE!! hrtihik tops no question
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Oh absolutely! Hrithik tops/is the dom in just about every scene he is in with Tiger. And Tiger wants to be the submissive so badly.
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someone write the fanfic i need it
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I can’t enjoy this scene anymore cuz now I know this is when Good Tiger dies
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