I am gonna try to Weekend again. Which means watching bad true crime shows in the background while doing puzzles, and leaving the laptop CLOSED. Anyway, I thought I should share with you the information I have learned from these helpful helpful shows.
- If your boyfriend says he is in the CIA, he is never really in the CIA
- Do not marry someone you met less than 2 months ago
- A baby makes everything worse
- Do not blindly trust your husband/wife to handle the money
- Never ever buy or build a “dream home”
- Do not marry someone who was previously cheating on their spouse with you
- Do not marry as teenagers
- If your boyfriend says he is the new Prophet of Christ, he is never really the new Prophet of Christ
- If the leader of your church says that God told him he has to have sex with you, God did not really tell him that
- Do not stay in a marriage because “another divorce would be so embarrassing”
- If your new boyfriend/girlfriend is arrested because of a “misunderstanding”, it is not really a misunderstanding.
- If you live in “the kind of town where people don’t lock their doors”, you will be killed in a shocking and grizzly fashion. Cities are much safer.
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. . . good to know.
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The dream home thing is extremely true.
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Yes. Just get your “pretty good” home instead.
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Perfect! And one more, if you’re an amazing person, friend, mother and your smile lights up a room, you will be killed.
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Especially if you just adore your children. Like them a normal amount, it’s much safer.
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The one thing that I’ve learned is- It’s always for the insurance money!
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YES! Never ever take out life insurance. Or, if you have to, always make your underage children the recipients and not your spouse.
On Sat, Jan 23, 2021 at 1:09 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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#12 is problematic. The police regularly put out announcements asking people to lock their house and car doors. And we do, when we leave town.
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So long as people still describe it as “the kind of place where people don’t lock their doors”, I think you are in danger of a shocking tragedy that changes your community……forever.
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In October 2018 a teen on an unknown drug walked out of her family’s house and never returned. She lived very close to a large highway so theories lead to an evil truck driver or dead in desert and we haven’t been able to find the body. In the spring of 2019 (I think) a woman at viewing spot in the White mountains above us claims a man attacked her while her husband was parking the car, she ran away and hid in a canyon for two days. The majority of locals think she was crazy and her story is false. The posters with the teen’s face are everywhere.
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Now I am worried about my father because the town I grew up in is legitimately one “where people don’t lock their doors.” Thankfully he just came back to stay with me and my sister for a couple weeks!
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Don’t worry about him, he is either a secret bank robber or serial killer. Or bigamist. Trust no one!!!!
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If those are my only options, I hope he is a secret bank robber. He would have to be quite good at it if he hasn’t been caught for this long. And maybe this means my sister and I will be left with a huge stash of money we didn’t know about! If that is the case, I promise to share with you and DCIB regulars. It’s only fair since you figured out his secret identity first.
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You would not believe how many fathers are secret bank robbers!!!! It’s highly likely.
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