Happy Memorial Day! Got into a big debate on the blog a while back about whether it is appropriate to say “happy” for memorial day and similar holidays. Whatever, I am ALWAYS happy!
Dus! I could swear it was on Netflix when I checked 2 days ago, but now it isn’t. Very weird. Anyway, hop over to Prime instead! It’s the big stupid action movie with great songs of your DREAMS.
I’ll put up a comment right here when it is time to start, and then we can comment along on this post.
dontcallitbollywood 
I watched this movie right after it came out, and the movie this sequence is stolen from like 10 years later. So until just now, I had no idea how scene for scene it is! I love the early 2000s, no concept of copyright.
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what movie is the slapping scene from?
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Not the slapping, the Pankuj monologue about the Big Bad. I can’t say what movie because it’s a spoiler but I will tell you later if you remind me.
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Those slaps were so BAD – My kids can fake hit better than that!
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Oh man, learning how to fake hit when you are a kid is so FUN! We had a theater group do a workshop at my elementary school and everyone on the playground was obsessed with it for the next few weeks.
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Maybe Sanjay’s tie is secretly bulletproof? And that’s why he never has to wear a vest?
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I think his ugliness provides him protection. The romance with Shilpa is really pissing me off. I know it is the writers wet dream, but COME ON – Younger women do go for older men, but those men are usually attractive or rich or powerful. In this movie Sanjay is none of those things.
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Around this same time there was the movie Shabd, in which Aishwarya Rai is torn between Sanjay Dutt and Zayed Khan. Because that’s realistic!
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Hey! She’s sitting down! must have taken her pants off.
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NO ONE IN THE OFFICE SEES THIS????
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So he releases the bad guy and the bad guys kill his sister anyway. So Zayad is the lucky one for not marrying her. Honestly, that is kinda lame.
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No no, he releases the bad guy, and the bad guys kill the boring groom. Who was totally plot expendable, only existed to be killed.
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So where is the sister?
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We don’t know, it is very stressful.
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A ha – so Zayad can still save her and have passionate sex with while hopefully wearing a wig.
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I think a bag on his head is the best option
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Just the groom is killed! Which we were all kind of hoping for anyways!
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Why isn’t abhishek in his nice pants??? What’s with these stupid jeans???
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Great – Racism in the Alps.
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Do they….speak German in Canada?
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I’m not sure the writer & director are that familiar with other countries.
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I feel like the baby would probably be fine after that? She was full term and all.
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He didn’t HEAR the car drive up behind him?!?
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He is really stupid!
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Or deaf.
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Poor groom’s family
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This guy is SO CLEARLY THE MOLE!!!! Come up, twig to it Sanju!
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Working lightbulbs are so much less interesting.
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Well, Dia looks fine! HAsn’t even messed with her blow dry
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Anu is not going to suffer, she is going to have lots of hot sex with Aditya and she will be just fine!
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FINALLY! Clearly the short guy is the mole!!!
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Short men = EVIL!
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His ugliness protected both him AND his sister from bullets.
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Shilpa! Two handed shooting! Once again, so hot.
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Would be hotter if her bullets lasted longer.
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I want to see her in an action movie with Katrina as the lead now.
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They can be th eother couple in the gay movie with Abhishek!!!!
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Sounds good. But the movie needs to have LOTS of action and Katrina and Shilpa need to be the leads.
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They can be the hero cop and spy who team up, and they can hide out with Abhishek and his husband who are reformed thieves and help them.
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OOOH I like it!
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Everyone leaves, saying to each other “Shilpa and Sanjay totally wanna make out, right? That’s why we have to leave?”
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My two youngest are now in bed watching this with me, and their breath smells SO BAD! The realities of parenthood is you have to stop watching Hindi movies to brush your kids’ teeth.
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Shoot him! Shoot him!!!!
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ONce again, everything bad happens early in the morning.
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Just hanging out on the couch in the wee hours of the morning, everyone’s awake.
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Are we supposed to be paying attention to time zones and what is happening when in the different countries? Because I’m sooooooo not.
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Zayed hangs out at home wearing no shirt and a down vest?
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Another fun song!!!
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FINALLY!!!!
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Someone tried to kill the bad dude’s planner guy so now they leave the house and go to a nightclub. Do I have the plot right?
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Yep! That’s it exactly!
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So, this is the elaborate Hindi language sexy dance show in a club in Canada? Makes total sense.
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Obviously. Including why everyone in the club has bad Canadian accents!
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9 year old wants to know how they can change dresses in the middle of the dance!
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I also want to know this!!!!!
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Wait, is that all because the bald white dude hit on Esha? Abhishek has lost his MIND!
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Wait, why is there one random dude in the dance? What was that?
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So, they just stayed in the club all night until it closed? Couldn’t they have arrived right at closing instead?
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Why don’t I feel the chemistry between Abhishek and Suniel? What has happened to Abhishek’s chemistry generator?
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Shilpa has a giant bat tramp stamp!
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HAHAHA yes yes she does!
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A Hard Disk PArtition! Emails!!!! COMPUTER STUFF!!!
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Shilpa’s new suit isn’t nearly as good as her pinstripe suit.
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SHE HASN’T NOTICED A DEAD MAN IN HER TRUNK???? Where did she put her groceries?
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Didn’t she notice the SMELL????
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She went to school. Because most schools have giant garages you park in. She didn’t go to the grocery store.
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Suneil, can’t act. His face is kinda pretty but he isn’t good.
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Suniel’s wife is an overactor too! Match made in overacting heaven!
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It’s RAIMA SEN!!!! Acclaimed art actress Raima Sen!!! From Eklavya and stuff. How did they make her so baaaaaaaaaad in this???
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Maybe she is just bad in commercial Hindi movies. She was good in Eklavya and Choker Bali but I remember finding her a bit annoying in Honeymoon travels.
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When I hear a terrible American/Canadian accent that means it was filmed in India right?
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I think th White People Dialogue was over dubbed later. Which raises the question of, why couldn’t you hire an overdubber from Canada????
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Eh? That sounds abooot right.
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9 year old – Why do terrorist guys always have those hats?
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I was wondering the same thing! you are in Canada, where did you even buy a hat like that?
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9 year old also tells me a bazooka can only carry three rockets.
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Maybe they have multiple bazookas?
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Totally lost track of the plot by the way. Luckily, I think all I need to know right now is “shooty shooty, explosion explosion”
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While wearing really warm hats.
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9:30 AM – too late for anything bad to happen. Everything is going to be just fine.
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How did they get back together again in time to do the cool guy walk away before the grenade went off? did they all run run run super fast, just so they could walk slow in a line?
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Everyone is in a jacket except the one dud in a hawaiian shirt.
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9 year old “Turn on the lights! Why stomp around in the dark just turn on the stupid lights.”
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9 year old should have written this script
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Winnie the Pooh lady!!!! Looking very good very being dead a week.
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