Shahrukh Discussion Post (R Rated) Part 2: Which Shahrukh Do You Think is the Worst Lover? Sexually?

Thank you TownsandTulips for suggesting this! And for giving the answer that I am going to steal!

There’s a lot of options for this. DDLJ SRK with all his puppy eagerness. Anjaam SRK with his weird mental issues. KHNH SRK who would die in the middle. But I say, NO ONE would be worse than Devdas SRK!!!!! Weepy, selfish, alcoholic, coughing blood on you, just gross.

Devdas, the story which earned both Dilip Kumar and Shah Rukh Khan a  Filmfare Award | Filmfare.com

15 thoughts on “Shahrukh Discussion Post (R Rated) Part 2: Which Shahrukh Do You Think is the Worst Lover? Sexually?

    • I don’t know, I think there are some people who would put Bauua Singh first.

      On Wed, Oct 13, 2021 at 2:18 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:

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  1. I stand by my vote and yours!

    I think the most frustrating thing about it would be that he’d be so self-hating about sex. He’d mutter to himself about what low-down creatures you both are for liking it and you’d want him to drown in his own alcohol.

    Funnily, I think Ranbir could play a good SLB Devdas (not the actual Devdas, or even the 1955 one, but just the SLB version).

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  2. Also Raj Aryan from Mohabbatein. Before AIshwarya’s death, he’s a teenage boy who seems to not understand practical things at all. After her death, um, it would always feel like there’s a third person in bed. And not in a sexy way.

    Anjaam and Darr I won’t count as sex. Those would just always seem non-consensual to me. Also Baazigar to some extent.

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    • Isn’t it Canon that Chandramukhi never slept with Devdas? Part of the whole “wait,t his story is kind of sucky for women” element? Her love for him was Pure and Not Physical, and he was Too Pure to sleep with Chandramukhi.

      On Wed, Oct 13, 2021 at 3:28 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:

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      • I was thinking the same. This Chandramukhi – Devdas thing is strange. For me she took care of him more as a mother, or like someone who feels pity for him. If they had (drunk) sex imo Devdas was like: I’m using you, but just as a dirty, dishonored woman, don’t think I care about you or something. And it only confirms our theory that he was the worst.

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        • The worst in EVERY WAY. I like the Dev D version when Paro goes on to enjoy fulfilling sex with her husband.

          On Wed, Oct 13, 2021 at 3:56 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:

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          • I thought they did have sex…but just didn’t show it to get the family rating….there is even that scene where Devdas refuses sex by saying that “my cup is full if you pour more then it falls on the floor” and then Chandramukhi says “but at least will have the chance to touch the cup once…”….blah blah…and then he agrees to sex…

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  3. I am not repulsed by Devdas SRK or Darr SRK, though I think ANjaam SRK might be just awful. Devdas & Darr= intense, and that is not usually bad. I think of Anjaam as just selfish. but as Emily pointed out the Duplicate SRKs would be awful! The criminal would be all selfish and the goofball, well as funny as he might be a goofball is not what I want in bed. Also, I worry the Suri SRK from Rab….. would be really boring.

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