So, I will be posting a full, detailed (although not as detailed as I did for Dilwale) synopsis over the next few days. But in the meantime, I thought you might enjoy the quick notes I made to remember everything that happened as soon as I got home from the theater. (I say “spoilers”, but I don’t know if these will even make much sense if you haven’t seen the movie yet! Or even if you have) (well, excepting the last one, that’s pretty clear)
Bajirao
Riding horses together
Battle
Flags
Life saved
Drinking fountain?
Private women’s quarters
Hot knife
Song (red hands)
Paan
Sex?
No good-bye (lace making?)
Priyanka, wifely greeting
Sheesh Mahal (as good as Mughals!)
Good-bye to Mom and Dad
arrive in Pune
Brothel quarters
Sword thing?
Performance
Purdah tent, conversation
Defending her honor within manly conversation
Travel to Pune
Argument with cowardly steward
Will not dance
Asks for Peshwa
ring to boatman
Vow
Nizam of Hyderabad negotiations
Celebration dance
Word to Priyanka
Eid Muburak at Dips
fountain talk, there when messenger comes
Snap to Mom!
Brahmin’s walk out
conversation with Piggy Chops
Letter saying “no talk”!
Hears he is ill!
Secret journey
Meeting in Sheesh
Priyanka knows!
Fire on curtain
Interval
Priyanka back with baby
Dips in labor
Naming ceremony for Piggy
conversation-green and orange
Naming ceremony turned down by Brahmins, decides to use Mullahs
Taking boys into Ganga
Confronts Brahmins again
Orders his land be given to Mastani, fight with brother
Mastani arrives, greeted by Piggy Chops
Piggy Chops cries, son witnesses
Ganesha, attack, Piggy witnesses
Good Brahmin killed, bad Brahmin arrested, Mom protects
Confrontation with Mom, gives up crown
Piggy prepares for Pinga, decides to go to Dips. Weird convo
Word that Nizam’s son is attacking, refuses to help
Addressed as a warrior, not a ruler, agrees
Goes to Piggy Chops for blessing, she refuses
Goes to Dips, gets it, tells her vision
Dips arrested by son! Mughal-E-Azam reference?
Word comes, suicidal attack
son taken, says catechism to mother
Post-battle, swears to attack Pune, collapses, Dips senses
Dips tortured, him in fever
Family called for, Dips pardoned (Grandma almost ready to forgive, son not)
Not Dips, but Piggy Chops, arrives
Dips given one more chance to go home, refuses
People told to pray
Fever hallucinations, Dips senses death
Dead, movie over.
Dead. Movie over. But you don’t mention how loooooong that takes.
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You’re right. The bullet points should be
Dead?
Dead?
Dead?
Dead?
Dead!
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This was the movie I was anticipating FAR FAR more than Dilwale
This was the film that disappointed me completely, whilst Dilwale made me happy happy joyjoyful
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I was more excited for dilwale, but then the reviews for this were so good, I thought I must have been wrong. But no! Dilwale is way more fun!
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Who is Piggy Chops? (haven’t seen the movie yet but when I do I will be thinking ‘Piggy Chops’ lol)
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Priyanka! Because of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spCAuZWY0Ak
(they came up with fake rap names for all the stars in that movie, but Piggy’s is the one that really stuck)
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