Well, this is a puzzle! Emraan’s birthday tomorrow and Rani’s on Wednesday, who gets top honors on the TGIF posts? I can’t decide, so I am splitting it, Emraan first and then Rani.
Turns out, Emraan takes TERRIBLE photos! So rather than trying to find good ones for him, I am going to do a race to the bottom. Which of these Emraan’s is worst?
Dopey Emraan
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Derpey Emraan (similar to dopey, but with less confidence)
Douchey Emraan
Lot of options for this one
Sunglasses and finger guns? Not great Bro.
No
Dorkey Emraan, probably the best option
And then the real winner, Daddy Emraan
His son is so tiny!
Matching outfits!
Formal wear
Casual wear
(yes yes, I know his son had/has cancer, here is the link to buy the book about it, royalties of which will be donated to cancer care for children. But also, SO CUTE!)
One final one, Deadly Emraan, my favorite Emraan. This is the face you give when you just called Aishwarya Rai “Plastic” on TV and you don’t even care.
So, which is the best Emraan do you think?
I’m gonna go with casual Daddy Emraan, because I like the “Bo-peep” t-shirt on Ayyan
And which is the worst?
I think this has got to be #1 with a bullet.
dontcallitbollywood 
I frankly don’t see anything wrong with Emran’s photos, certainly not to despair of them the way you do. What’s wrong with what you call “Douchey” Emran? I thought he looked fine there, as in “fine.” Sure I like all the pics with his kid — can’t go wrong posing with kids — so I’ll go with those for “best” (not all of them are showing).
As for worst, probably the one with the plaid shirt, though the one where he’s slouching in the brown leather jacket and sunglasses is a close second.
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There were a lot of slouchy photos I ended up not using. I wonder why? Maybe some photographer told him once that it was a good look for him.
On Fri, Mar 23, 2018 at 11:15 AM, dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Emraan Hashmi…. more like Chumi Hashmi 😀 😀
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The worst is the one you chose – incredible how many bad things can be on one picture: baby face, hair chest, the mustache, bad jeans, his facial expresson, the necklace. I think it’s the first photo of chocolate boy with chest hair I hate.
The best – formal with his son.
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the hair looks strangely fake, doesn’t it? It’s too uniform somehow.
On Fri, Mar 23, 2018 at 5:18 PM, dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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Yes! The upper part of the face is strangly smooth and perfect.
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He called Aishwarya PLASTIC?!?! Man! The Guts!!
I always remember him as the forbidden adult actor, and when I saw him in Dirty Picture, #ah!!
I tried watching one of his adult movies but couldn’t, do you know any such movies without much adult scenes? Because he is a fantastic actor!
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Once Upon a Time in Mumbaii is my favorite Emraan film and one of my all time favorite films in general. It was right after he got married, so he wasn’t kissing. There is a sort of sex scene, but nothing explicit. It’s mostly a gangster movie.
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