Happy Good Friday! Posting this super early this week, because I know a lot of offices are closing early for the holiday. And I also now that at least some of you are dealing with holiday stress and could really really use the distracting. And so, welcome to my second annual Jesus themed TGIF post. Designed to make you declare “Yes indeed, he is RISEN!!!!”
If you are a historian, you know Jesus probably looked something like this:
But if you were raised in America, you know that Jesus looked like this:
European features, longish (but not too long!) hair, and beard. Also usually tall with high cheekbones. Basically, our Lord and Savior was a hot hippy who took a lot of baths.
That Jesus-look is awfully attractive though, isn’t it? And so, for this Holy Friday, I thought we would take a look at some hot Jesus-looking men. Oh, and it’s not offensive, because I’m Christian myself and I teach Sunday School and everything. Okay, maybe it’s a little offensive, but just enough to make it sexier.
Let’s start with Hrithik as Jesus-a-little-hungover-after-a-late-night-at-the-club:
And then Hrithik as Jesus-about-to-angrily-throw-moneylenders-out-of-the-temple
And then Shahrukh, as peaceful-Jesus-Sexily-About-to-Turn-Water-Into-Wine-But-Too-Holy-To-Really-Be-Into-It
John Abraham, as Jesus-caught-without-sins-and-without-a-shirt
Salman Khan as Jesus-about-to-take-on-Peter-in-a-wrestling-match-and-prove-who-is-the-real-“Rock”
Arjun Rampal, as Jesus-after-an-image-consultant-told-him-to-be-more-“professional”
Kunal Kapoor as Jesus-after-that-image-consultant-changed-her-mind-and-said-he-should-be-more-sexy
Aamir Khan as Jesus-who-is-remembering-a-funny-joke-Mary Magdelene-told-him
Varun Dhawan as Jesus-after-John the Baptist-Ducked-His-Head-Under-Water-And-Messed-Up-His-Hair
Sushant Singh Rajput as Jesus-when-he-was-still-just-a-carpenter-and-kind-of-dorky
Ranveer Singh as Jesus-crazy-cut-after-40-days-in-the-desert
Prithviraj as Jesus-about-to-work-his-gentle-magic-and-recruit-another-disciple
Dulquer as Jesus-enjoying-himself-at-the-Wedding-at-Cana
Sanjay Dutt as Jesus-well-this-one-is-self-explanatory
Prabhas as Jesus in his desert temptation considering life as a war leader of the Jews who wins every battle.
Nivin as Jesus-who-is-enjoying-sitting-back-and-listening-to-Judas-and-Peter-snipe-at-each-other
And finally, young Amitabh as Jesus-relaxing-after-a-hard-day-preaching-peace-and-justice-for-the-oppressed