TGIF: Happy Birthday Hrithik!!!! I Give You the Best Gift of All-Fashion Advice!

Missed his birthday yesterday, but at least we can celebrate with a lovely TGIF. Including objectification and rankings, which is just what anyone would want for their birthday, right? Oh well, if we didn’t critique him, how would he ever get better?

First category!!!! Torso, because I think we will all have Strong Opinions on this. At first glance, his torso always looks the same, but if you put in a little effort you will be able to find the differences.

Dhoom 2 torso

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Main Prem Ki Diwani Hoon torso

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Recent Narcissistic Instagram Torso

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Zindagi Na Milega Dobara Torso

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Early 2000s Gym Candid Torso

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Main Prem Ki Diwaani Hoon Torso with Gut Sucked In

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Now, next category! Almost as important as torso, HAIR! Or, according to some cynical folks, “wig”. Anyway, whether real or fake, his hair has changed an awful lot over the years, mostly in not-good ways.

Wispy and Limp Comb-over

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The Cartoon Villain Hair

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The Mullet

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The Curly Top

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The Only Boy in College Women’s Studies Program

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The Too Long Duck’s A–

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The Normal with Side Burns

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The Anushka in Sanju

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The Thing In Your Shower Drain on Head

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The Limp and Thin on a Windy Day

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Moving on from Hair, let’s put the whole thing together! What Suit should we drape over the Hrithik Torso and under the Hrithik Hair?

No tie, unbutton?

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Grey on Grey on Grey with Zipper Vest Beneath?

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The classic Tux with Tie

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The Multi-color Tux

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The white suit/plaid tie

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The Double-Breasted Bow Tie

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The Tux With Children

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Okay, for torso-hair-suit, which is your Best and which is your Worst?

For me, Best Torso:

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Worst Torso:

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Best Hair:

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Worst Hair:

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Best Suit:

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Worst Suit:

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How about you? What are your Best and Worst votes?

10 thoughts on “TGIF: Happy Birthday Hrithik!!!! I Give You the Best Gift of All-Fashion Advice!

  1. Best Torso is the one in Dil Laga:), but I do actually like the first one with hair. Worst is all the rest…I actually hate the dessicated/no body fat hip bone thingy.

    Best hair is normal with sideburns or actually I kind of liked the Anushka in Sanju look at the time and thought he should have rocked it longer. Also like the bleached curly look.

    Worst hair is Super 30 one…is he deliberately sabotaging his own career or what?!

    I actually really like the hipster suit look that you thought was the worst. I like the cool blue/grey look on him. Worst would that gross white one with the awful tie.

    On a related note, you should watch Kangana’s latest interview with Rajeev. Sometimes I just love her complete openness and fearless commentary about herself and the industry. She’s authentic like no one else.

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    • I think the Gym Candid might be closest to the Dil Laga look.

      and I refuse to believe anyone could like the Anushka in Sanju look.

      On Fri, Jan 11, 2019 at 3:36 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:

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  2. Best / worst torso: I agree with you
    Best hair: the same
    Worst hair: Anushka and mullet
    Best suit: classic with a tie
    Worst suit: muliti colour

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    • No one can pull off a mullet.

      Multi color would be fine, if only it weren’t multi-color! Why did they do that?

      On Fri, Jan 11, 2019 at 3:40 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:

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    • Maybe that’s why he is making himself so ugly for his next movie? Trying to stop being 2000s handsome.

      On Fri, Jan 11, 2019 at 8:41 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:

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  3. I actually like the mullet hair one. If it weren’t for…..the mullet. I love his facial hair in that shot. Very manly. And hot.

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    • So much better than the “only male student in a woman’s studies program” expression.

      On Mon, Jan 14, 2019 at 5:54 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:

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