Valentine’s Day Ranking Post! Hottest to Least Hot SRK Character

The best to worst romance films post was hard, you ready for a real challenge? Hottest to least hot SRK. Can you accept this challenge of objective judgments?

Okay, I’m not going to do every single movie role, that would be crazy. Let us assume that there is little difference between the look of characters from, say, Deewana to DDLJ. I’ll use my own expert judgement to decide which roles to focus on in his long long LONG career. And you can all disagree with me. Or, just jump to Devdas and on, the really good bits.

Okay, least hot to hottest!!!! Let’s do this!

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Okay, break it to me, where did I mess up? Is it the ranking of the last 5 photos? Should Dear Zindagi be on top? Should KANK be higher?

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22 thoughts on “Valentine’s Day Ranking Post! Hottest to Least Hot SRK Character

    • I was going to say that it is based on the look, not the personality, but then I remembered I put Rab Ne super high just because I love that character. So I will allow it!

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  1. I left out Karun Arjun, haven’t seen it yet. Added Don 2, Chalte Chalte, and Dil Se…, and I’m defining hot as a combo of beauty/come-hither-ness/sexy. Least hot to hottest.

    Not Hot
    kuch kuch hota hai
    mohabbatein
    ra.one

    Hot in Flashes (see what I did there?)
    pardes
    main hoon na
    don 1
    chennai express
    asoka–short hair only
    swades
    rab ne bana di jodi–I adore this movie, but it’s more about fun, companionship, and love than sex

    Hotter
    ddlj
    om shanti om–angry Om hanging out with Arjun. OMG.
    dilwale
    raees
    one 2 ka 4–because of chemistry with his roommate, with Jackie, and with Juhi 😉
    koyla–so eager to please!

    Hottest
    raju ban gaya gentleman–young raw sensuality and chemistry for days with Juhi and Amrita
    jab tak hai jaan
    don 2
    dear zindagi tied with chak de india–both incredibly hot but a bit removed from us
    paheli–I quite like the mustache but the turbans would have to go
    devdas–straight up beauty and chemistry with Mads-the scene with the wineglass. Aiyyaa!
    kabhi alvida naa kehna
    dil se…
    chalte chalte
    jab harry met sejal

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    • Hmm. I like your definitions and I would mostly agree.

      Except I would move KKHH and Ra.One to the “Hot in Flashes” section, for the basketball and gazebo scenes, and “Chammak Challo”

      I’d move OSO back to the “hot in flashes” section

      And I’d move Paheli allllllll the way back to “not hot”

      Bigger cosmic question, is it better to have a movie where he maintains a steady lowlevel of hotness through out (say, Kal Ho Na Ho) or a movie that is mostly not hot but has certain very very high peaks (like Ra.One)?

      On Thu, Feb 14, 2019 at 11:05 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:

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  2. I agree 100% with hottest top 4.
    Then it’s 5.Chak De India instead of KANK

    Bottom of the list: All young 90′ Sharukhs, Pardesi, Mohabbatein, Asoka

    But how you can say Paheli Shah Rukh is the least hot?

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    • The mustache, the turban, the colorful loose shirts, it is just a big NO for me. If they’d set it somewhere else with different clothes, I would be all about it.

      Glad you agree with my top 4! And I am willing to consider swapping KANK and Chak De.

      On Thu, Feb 14, 2019 at 3:29 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:

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  3. KANK shah Rukh is the best!!! Best styling for him! Masculine and sexy. I haven’t seen Mohabbatein properly ( love the music ) but it’s hotter than DDLJ and Kuch Kuch Hota Hai? Isn’t he a very soft hearted romance loving guy in it? I know you’re not doing it based off of personality but they had him wearing sweaters tied around his shoulders to go with the personality hahaha. I thought he was more masculine and hot in DDLJ and Kuch Kuch Hota Hai. He was just cute in yes boss, not hot. But definitely the cutest. He was pretty hot in Veer Zaara! But I agree with the top parts of the list, just couldn’t recognise all the characters

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    • For my personal list, my age bias is showing. I’m early 30s now, so young Shahrukh is too young for me. I’m heavily weighted towards mature Shahrukh in all my choices.

      But agree about KANK! Usually the western styling is trying way too hard, but that move is just perfect.

      On Thu, Feb 14, 2019 at 4:09 PM dontcallitbollywood wrote:

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      • Yeah actually now that you point that out, the slightly older more gruff Shah Rukh is hotter.

        And yes! He didn’t wear anything too try hard in KANK like a shirt that says “Hollister” or something, as far as I remember

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  4. Definitely kank must be higher, I will use your list to choose the worst five and best five and There should be a special prize for Dard E Disco song

    the least hot:

    Koyla
    Aśoka
    Mohabbatein
    Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi
    Ra.One

    the Hottest:

    Dear Zindagi
    Jab Tak Hai Jaan
    Chak De! India
    Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna
    Jab Harry Met Sejal

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    • Dear Zindagi less hot than Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna? That’s MADNESS!!!!

      And I can’t decide if I find Rab Ne hot because his office worker look is legitimately interesting, or just because I really love the character, so I will allow you to move that one back.

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      • anyone know me, will now my Eternal love for kank, i love dev and maya, i never saw them as bad people, and there is sex scene for srk in it.

        i think i messed up with the less hot, Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi is no 4 not 2, My point here is completely physical.

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