Well, I yelled about Super Deluxe yesterday, today I yelled about news stories and will be yelling about Shaandar later. But this should be a cheery, happy place! Let’s look at the thing that cheer me up and don’t make me grumpy, Albie Dog! Choose joy!
Yesterday Albie Dog was making me a bit grumpy. He was having tummy issues that were so extreme I had to get out the Pee Pads of SHAME.
He spent all of yesterday either on the pee pad (GROSS!) or curled up in a ball of misery like this.
Today, on the other hand, much perkier! I stopped on the way home last night and bought “microbiotic” dog food instead of the “cheapest possible” dog food I was using and he was better, like, INSTANTLY.
So perky that I had to lock him up in my office for a bit so he wouldn’t go tearing around in excitement and distract my co-workers. Oh the misery! Oh the loneliness!
By the time he had worked his way up to right by the door and started shooting me longing glances over his shoulder, I finally gave in and let him out.
And then my boss’ toy helicopter scared him and he came back to me anyway, so I could admire how HILARIOUS his very big ears are on his tiny body.
Really, he is a very good dog. Except for being a boy. I have to confess, I still look at him and go “AH! PENIS!” I’m just not used to it being there on a dog! So weird!