This is “Celebrate Bisexuality Day”. So it seems a great time for a post about those songs that make you go “wait, does the hero/heroine have more chemistry with his friend or with the heroine/hero?”
Starting right at the top, “It’s Time to Disco”, with Shahrukh easily romancing both Saif and Preity simultaneously
Similarly, Ranveer is in love with both Priyanka and Arjun in “Tune Maari Entriyaan”
Another Priyanka one. Somehow she inspires bi-ness in her co-stars, “Desi Girl”
Other way around! Two girls and a boy. Who does Dips like more, Saif or Diana? “Tumhi Ho Bandho”
Really, I could have chosen any song from Sonu Ki Titu Ke Sweety, but I like this one. “Dil Chori”
We the audience know they are brothers, but THEY don’t know they are brothers! “Aira Gaira”
Do you think they cut this song because they realized the girls have more chemistry together than either of them does with Tiger? “Mumbai Dilli Di Kudiyaan”
Of course Saif and Akshay. And also Raveena. “Koi Nahin Tera”
Does Sanjay seem equally interested in Hrithik and Katrina here? “Chikni Chameli”
And back to disco for the end. There’s just A LOT happening here. “The Disco Song”
Okay, which of these is the bi-est?
Which doesn’t really belong because it is too homosexual?
Which doesn’t belong because it is too heterosexual?
What song am I missing?
And, most important, which one is less about being Bi and more about being a throuple?