Love him, hate him, at least you have to appreciate the humor of these images! Well, they make me laugh, even if no one else is amused.
His wax statue looks more real than his real self. That’s wrong, right? Like, it should be the other way around?

Fanmade? Real? I could go either way!

Shorts on men are almost always funny.

Salman isn’t that funny in this photo, but boy does this dog make me giggle!

Is that….an eyeball?

His arm is so big and the little boy is so tiny! And they are both not wearing shirts! I am so happy!

Sleepy puppy! Greasy hair!
I think I may have seen this movie, and yet I still don’t know what is really happening.

Feathered hair, serious gaze, knee hug, it’s all funny.

This may be the quintessential Salman photo. Shirtless, gun, weird hair.

Who wears short-shorts? SALMAN wears short-shorts!

Why is there a can in his pants?

Is that a field of giant mushrooms? Or is Salman shrunk down in a normal mushroom field?

Why is he wearing so many clothes every where else, but no socks?

Awwwww, baby Salman!

Okay, which of those made you smile? I know at least one of them must have!
Why oh why is there a can in his pants???!!! That one definitely made me giggle. The one with him and the kid arm wrestling made me smile. He’s so good with children.
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I almost posted the photo of him singing to baby Ahil again, that might be my favorite Salman thing. So good with kids!
Maybe the pants kept falling down when he did the suck-in-the-gut muscle pose so they shoved a can in there to keep them up?
On Fri, Dec 27, 2019 at 9:09 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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“Is that a can in your pants or are you just happy to see me?”
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I was trying not to go there, but YES! It’s just a very odd look to choose to have.
On Fri, Dec 27, 2019 at 11:30 AM dontcallitbollywood wrote:
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It was an ad for a soft drink company — might have been Pepsi (see colors of can).
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He is weirdly the someone I would be fascinated to meet and really get to know. I have a though time defining my fandom because I just see good and bad in everyone – even those I really like. But I think I could be friends with Salman.
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Sorry. I should have added, even though he is a huge frickin contradiction.
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Similarly, I was putting this together thinking “you know, out of all the people in Hindi film, if I needed help I would probably call Salman first”. Anything from needing a babysitter to needing cash for the mob, he’s my number 1 choice.
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Ha! Very true!
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